Ma'am, this thread is one of many on a GOSSIP FORUM. Do you also read the National Enquirer to find out what's going on in politics?
To pile on to
@krazy orange cat and
@Dona Morte's posts, what aspects of the Farms fail to deliver? For instance, are Ron and Tragic's threads riddled with misinformation? (Presumably the latter, for sure-- shame on you all and your garden sprinkler, ejaculatory GIFs). What about Chantal's? Amberlynn's?
And if there are inaccuracies -- and if those inaccuracies are significant (enough) -- where are they? Sam was willing to stream her history with the Indiana court system. Prior to her audience stopping her, she was prepared to discuss the Pepper Spray file (also, a pox on her audience for denying me more discussion of the gold Buick!). Why not explicate the trouble spots, Yaba?
Alternatively, hand wave and speak vaguely of an unreliable platform, which you benefitted from for years, till you didn't (though probably still borrow from -- particularly for certain, inevitable fallouts).
(For the record, we were not, for instance, wrong about the timeline between Jessie having a restraining order taken against him by Gina, then dying, while being served his restraining order. In Gina's yard. It's not nice, it's not pleasant, but it is a fact. Then again, we didn't release your children's birth certificates.)
Now, if I wanted to
properly gossip, I might say (1) Yaba's hairline is yanked back to her occipital lobe, and she's big enough to need CinemaScope for accurate rendering; (2) Sam fantasizes about being non-white, to the point of using bronzer to mask her actual skin tone; (3) FFG was a drug addict (likely cocaine, likely in her 20s) during her brief experience with being slim; (4) Yaba and Sam were never worried about the bricks-to-the-head call, because it was (very profitable) content. Now THAT'S
proper gossip: unsubstantiated, believable, fabulous, (mostly) uninformed, [insert "sassy" RHOA reaction GIF].
