Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Flaming Dumpster]

Bossman just climbed to 27k and the Civic bros are cheering.

Oh wait, he lost it all. Entire Clip

Aftermath

 

[Sluggo the Nasty]

Discord general gone after losing it all on "his biggest mines yet" 4k a pop

I cannot imagine his stress levels, guy gotta have hypertension

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

I cannot imagine his stress levels, guy gotta have hypertension

hes usually hyper tense because he smokes a lot of crack, hehehe
but yes his blood pressure has gotta be mayhem from these swings + crackarooni

 

[Free Dick Pills]

Bossman just climbed to 27k

Full Segment

Trivia Edit:
It took him exactly 98 seconds to hand back 25,347 USD of his winnings.

 

[more BASS]

it's not even that surprising anymore, he lost in typical bossmanjack fashion, just the number happened to be bigger this time.

 

[internet friend]

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That little "I'm gonna fuck a dude" always gets a giggle out of me

 

[dumbledore]

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Sorry if late, but haven't seen this before. Trust the plan, Austin!

Whoever made it for Bossman, is a fucking retard. There is literally 0% he follows up with it, absolutely hilarious.

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

he used to do this thing where he would pretend to reach down to grab something
then youd hear a loud SNIIFFF here it is, this is my favourite cokemanjack
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comming to a stop to look inside your nostril soooooooooorta defeats the entire purpose of that nonchalant lean-in

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

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Him yelling ''STOP IT, STOP'' at the mines while losing it all in seconds is amazing

 

[Rabbits]

Whoever made it for Bossman, is a fucking retard. There is literally 0% he follows up with it, absolutely hilarious.

Yup. He can't save literally $1, how the hell is he going to follow a plan? lmfao

I would be very cautious as his parents to be holding onto his money with no way to get it out instantly. Domestic violence rates increase with gamblers and junkies - worse if they are comorbid

 

[draggs]

Whoever made it for Bossman, is a fucking retard. There is literally 0% he follows up with it, absolutely hilarious.

It looks like some standard bullshit an internet casinko would write for one of its sponsored players to fool them into thinking the casinko cares about them and wants them to succeed

Evil Eddie setting up Bossman to fail tryna make him feel some kinda way it's so rigged oh my fucking dude

 

[Rabbits]

The full Bossman Future Planning Financial wealth report has dropped.

 

[postfeetpls]

It looks like some standard bullshit an internet casinko would write for one of its sponsored players to fool them into thinking the casinko cares about them and wants them to succeed

Evil Eddie setting up Bossman to fail tryna make him feel some kinda way it's so rigged oh my fucking dude

The full Bossman Future Planning Financial wealth report has dropped.

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>get a hardware wallet, put money in it and give it and the password to your parents
imagine giving Frodo and Sam the one ring but Sauron is in the other room

>at the end of the day, when money isn't easily accessible and out of view it's easier to forget about it
clearly never done crack a day in his life

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

The full Bossman Future Planning Financial wealth report has dropped.

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I'm glad he contracted the services of a reputable, professional financial institution and not some random retard in his Discord.

 

[Moneymaker Degen]

Bossman has been having a rough day. Starwars posting, yelling at his community, getting really close to quitting it all and being done with this. Thankfully he got a ~100 dollar juice/loan and ran it up fat on sweet bonanza. He actually CLIMBED UP FAT and while I was punching air this happened:
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Edit: He went live almost immediately after this felt and had this speech and subsequent whiplash to show off (2nd clip is 360p to try to get the size down, shouldn't matter much due to it mostly being him crying):
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Notable quote from the third video: "It's like you're being pinned down and there's nothing you can do about it."

My boys coming right off the coke high right into depresso mode

 

[RAT Team Six]

his blood pressure has gotta be mayhem from these swings + crackarooni

I can only imagine what the blood pressure of his lenders is like. Bossman always has more money coming in, but there is no weekly sponsorship juicer or monthly Kick pay for the lender. There is only pain.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

I can only imagine what the blood pressure of his lenders is like. Bossman always has more money coming in, but there is no weekly sponsorship juicer or monthly Kick pay for the lender. There is only pain.

The only blood pressure fluctuations they experience is from the sexual arousal of being findommed this hard.

 

[Menachem Sneedson]

Bossman just climbed to 27k and the Civic bros are cheering.
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Oh wait, he lost it all. Entire Clip
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Aftermath
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This is beautiful, the lyrics as the total drops down to the triple digits being "why I never walked away, why I played myself this way?" is so poetic.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Food $0
Data $0
Rent $0
Gamba $ALL OF IT
Utility $0
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

 

[postfeetpls]

Food $0
Data $0
Rent $0
Gamba $ALL OF IT
Utility $0
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

>he hasn't diversified his portfolio with investments in yeezys and a gold chain
NGMI