Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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There’s an episode of the old BPITU where Maddax says he was going to hang out with a girl in high school.
CertifiedFedBot said:
I really don't understand why it's become popular to make sexual comments about children and act like it's a joke.
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If these losers want to joke about being “ironic” pedophiles, then I’ll take them at their word. Similar to guys who joke about being gay, which Maddax has done too and what a coincidence, he admitted he sucked cocks at Burning Man and got pegged. His “jokes” seem to be admissions of things he’s done.
 
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AltisticRight said:
@Mankirk a nonce shield called you out, what do?
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5 hour turnaround time, that's kind of impressive, I must be doing something right. His response was so gay it might be a hate crime to reintroduce his head to the concrete, so I might just pretend to be a long term fan and shake his hand with gross shit on it at one of his future public outings.
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
I can see why ol Daxipad went to the farms now. That “Don’t punch people who joke about raping your kids” tweet is currently being ratio’d with strong condemnation. Apparently people don’t like it when you talk about raping their kids.

Put on the medallion Daxipad
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Dax doesn't have sex with Marie, he just jerks off to all the negative publicity he received by posting awful hot takes.
 
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The Chad Maddox:
  • Internet superstar across 5 different decades
  • Name you can say in public without being humiliated
  • Rocks whatever bed sheets he wants without shame
  • No pedophile friends
  • Held his tongue about Dax for years - Zen-like poise and grace
  • Sues whoever the fuck he wants for whatever the fuck he wants anywhere he fucking wants; fuck you Asterios
  • Gave up tons of cash for his principles
  • Put that tranny chasing queer Whang into his place
  • Didn't give-in to Nick the Child Abuser's gay legal demands
  • Gets more social media engagement on a photo of a shoe than Dax's botted Twitter account
Vs. The Loser Dick Masterson
  • Had to steal all his success from Maddox (MADDOX BLAST!)
  • Embarrassed by his own name
  • His uggo wife chooses his bed sheets for him
  • All the pedophile friends
  • Stuck with sloppy seconds for life
  • Literally won't shut the fuck up about Maddox
  • Begging Eric July to sue him only to get ignored
  • Surrounded by failed content creators desperate to suck up crumbs of clout from him
  • Enabled Nick the Child Abuser for years
  • Pops champagne whenever he gets more than 100 updoots on a tweet
  • Gets fucked in his ass with sparkly purple strap-on dildos and then deepthroats the dildo while dressed like a pink cow named Juju
 
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Harm said:
The Chad Maddox:
  • Internet superstar across 5 different decades
  • Name you can say in public without being humiliated
  • Rocks whatever bed sheets he wants without shame
  • No pedophile friends
  • Held his tongue about Dax for years - Zen-like poise and grace
  • Sues whoever the fuck he wants for whatever the fuck he wants anywhere he fucking wants; fuck you Asterios
  • Gave up tons of cash for his principles
  • Put that tranny chasing queer Whang into his place
  • Didn't give-in to Nick the Child Abuser's gay legal demands
  • Gets more social media engagement on a photo of a shoe than Dax's botted Twitter account
Vs. The Loser Dick Masterson
  • Had to steal all his success from Maddox (MADDOX BLAST!)
  • Embarrassed by his own name
  • His uggo wife chooses his bed sheets for him
  • All the pedophile friends
  • Stuck with sloppy seconds for life
  • Literally won't shut the fuck up about Maddox
  • Begging Eric July to sue him only to get ignored
  • Surrounded by failed content creators desperate to suck up crumbs of clout from him
  • Enabled Nick the Child Abuser for years
  • Pops champagne whenever he gets more than 100 updoots on a tweet
  • Gets fucked in his ass with sparkly purple strap-on dildos and then deepthroats the dildo while dressed like a pink cow named Juju
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Mikoyan said:
We need to consider the possibility that with zAnY text like that it may be redundant to try to get the Sonichu Demon into Dax.

He may already be haunted by Lowtax.
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Lowtax has a lot of similarities to Dax, Lowtax had Shmorky, Dax has Vito, Lowtax fucks Trannies and likes to be pegged, Dax fucks Trannies and likes to be pegged.
Even at his lowest though Lowtax had a thousand times more talent, charisma, and wit as Dax.
Dax's proudest moment was an appearance on Dr Phil 20 years ago as a joke character for people to laugh at. A joke character Dax has since made his entire personality.
If West Hollywood was a person it would be Dax Herrera.
Dirty, faggy, and full of drugs and literal shit, with unspeakable deviant things going on behind closed doors, the whole world would be a slightly better place if it was razed and purified with fire.
 
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Dude Dragons said:
Hey Daxx if you are reading this, REPENT accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior or you will burn in hell. While you are at it STOPING DEFENDING PEDOPHILES!!! What the fuck happened to you man? :cringe:
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He thought he was immune to LA mindrot because he grew up there. He succumbed to it a number of years ago and is now only a festering wound on the tapestry of life.
 
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The Hardest R said:
Calling Vito “Shmorky” would be fucking hilarious. Both are embarrassing pedophiles that make comics.
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Don't compare stonetoss to Vito like that.

Shmorky is far more talented than Vito. I don't think there's a single thing of note that Vito has ever created. Shmorky has had a ton of influence on Internet culture due to his talent, despite being a weird sex freak with a laughable falsetto voice.
 
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Harm said:
The Chad Maddox:
  • Internet superstar across 5 different decades
  • Name you can say in public without being humiliated
  • Rocks whatever bed sheets he wants without shame
  • No pedophile friends
  • Held his tongue about Dax for years - Zen-like poise and grace
  • Sues whoever the fuck he wants for whatever the fuck he wants anywhere he fucking wants; fuck you Asterios
  • Gave up tons of cash for his principles
  • Put that tranny chasing queer Whang into his place
  • Didn't give-in to Nick the Child Abuser's gay legal demands
  • Gets more social media engagement on a photo of a shoe than Dax's botted Twitter account
Vs. The Loser Dick Masterson
  • Had to steal all his success from Maddox (MADDOX BLAST!)
  • Embarrassed by his own name
  • His uggo wife chooses his bed sheets for him
  • All the pedophile friends
  • Stuck with sloppy seconds for life
  • Literally won't shut the fuck up about Maddox
  • Begging Eric July to sue him only to get ignored
  • Surrounded by failed content creators desperate to suck up crumbs of clout from him
  • Enabled Nick the Child Abuser for years
  • Pops champagne whenever he gets more than 100 updoots on a tweet
  • Gets fucked in his ass with sparkly purple strap-on dildos and then deepthroats the dildo while dressed like a pink cow named Juju
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Procrastinhater said:
Lowtax has a lot of similarities to Dax, Lowtax had Shmorky, Dax has Vito, Lowtax fucks Trannies and likes to be pegged, Dax fucks Trannies and likes to be pegged.
Even at his lowest though Lowtax had a thousand times more talent, charisma, and wit as Dax.
Dax's proudest moment was an appearance on Dr Phil 20 years ago as a joke character for people to laugh at. A joke character Dax has since made his entire personality.
If West Hollywood was a person it would be Dax Herrera.
Dirty, faggy, and full of drugs and literal shit, with unspeakable deviant things going on behind closed doors, the whole world would be a slightly better place if it was razed and purified with fire.
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That probably is Dax's biggest blackpill/insecurity. That no matter how much attention he got during the LOLsuit and how much of a fall from grace Maddox is perceived to have had, people know about him and he had a much more seismic impact on early Internet culture than "Dick Masterson" ever will. Even the people who watched the Dr. Phil appearance probably don't really know who he is other than the "bald guy who talked about how men are better than women on TV and made a clever comeback." Maddox was legitimately an early Internet pioneer, and Dax will only ever be a footnote to his legacy, for both better and worse. The ultimate irony is that the man who desperately wants to be Internet famous will never have the same level of fame as his idol-turned-friend-turned-rival.
 
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genericwhitemale said:
That probably is Dax's biggest blackpill/insecurity.
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Exactly. Maddox peaked with an early internet page viewed by tens of millions of people which he parlayed into a New York Times Bestselling book.
Dax peaked as a Featured Extra in a Pizza Hut commercial that never made it to air and being a contestent on a day-time TV show, of which he worked for free (and all the other contestents got a fat pay day from).

Dax's behaviour all makes sense when you remember that.
 
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