Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[a secret one]

Also there is nothing 'southern' about fried pickles, at least for the last 30 year. I've literally ordered some in Wisconsin.

Oh yeah fried pickles and curds are Wisconsin staples, at least in my experience

 

[Doctor of Autism]

NEW MOVIE REVIEW ABOUT A TRUE STORY WITH NO POLITICAL AGENDAS

 

[TheMovieGuy]

Honestly Patti is such a trouper. Rob somehow convinced her to come have dinner with his fat, crippled, retarded, crude, moronic and vicious trolling target ON CAMERA and she actually agreed. Everyone needs a Patti.

Patti is the queen of committing to the bit

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

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I cannot believe he decided to fucking cook all the liver like that - It looks like undercooked chicken thighs. I genuinely thought that he had such a big pile of liver because he was at least going to do a few different preps - Or at least, fuck up a few. But no, I gave the wendigo too much credit, making a pate is too much effort when he wants those juicy organ meats.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Also there is nothing 'southern' about fried pickles, at least for the last 30 year. I've literally ordered some in Wisconsin.

Anything deep fried = southern

 

[a terminal posture]

I cannot believe he decided to fucking cook all the liver like that - It looks like undercooked chicken thighs. I genuinely thought that he had such a big pile of liver because he was at least going to do a few different preps - Or at least, fuck up a few. But no, I gave the wendigo too much credit, making a pate is too much effort when he wants those juicy organ meats.

1) He's on the carnivore diet (supposedly), it's not like he can eat dirty rice, leberknodel, pate etc. 2) he hasn't figured out in 15 years that making a triple batch of an untested recipe is a bad idea why would he learn now?

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I cannot believe he decided to fucking cook all the liver like that - It looks like undercooked chicken thighs. I genuinely thought that he had such a big pile of liver because he was at least going to do a few different preps - Or at least, fuck up a few. But no, I gave the wendigo too much credit, making a pate is too much effort when he wants those juicy organ meats.

This may be the one time that Jack's chicken cooking skills might actually work in his favor. You generally want to cook liver as little as possible or it gets chewy and tastes a lot stronger. They should still be pink inside and have a nice creamy texture.

 

[Puggers]

Jack Jr. doing God's work.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

Jack Jr. doing God's work. View attachment 6057872

Oh, don't tease me like that, Jack.

 

[AnOminous]

Also there is nothing 'southern' about fried pickles, at least for the last 30 year. I've literally ordered some in Wisconsin.

The Southern style is the best, or at least my favorite version is Southern. It involves battering and deep frying an entire pickle, not that horrendously salty variant where it's thin slices and mostly batter. I hate that shit. I love the whole pickle style, where you bite into it and get your mouth and face burned.

Spears are a tolerable substitute.

Sandwich slices are pig disgusting.

https://youtu.be/dqa3e3GyI30?si=8BUw7f28iFKkyz6c
Brand new video where fatty shovels steag and buttuh into his gullet, but this time he's joined with some familiar faces!

It actually looks pretty good as chains go. Rob was probably right going with the ribeye.

Jack sounds like he's literally dying.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Ninja'd

Rob and Patti are so intelligent and thoughtful when asked about their food. Jack and Tammi are just like "It wuz guuud"

 

[Marc]

I laughed at Jack including the footage of Tammy yelling "I'm gonna have to cut up his steak for him, anyway", then swinging the camera down to his diaper tent and vestigial legs while he waits for a buttered steak to be laid in his lap.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Jack's right eye is looking more fucked up than usual and this guy was talking about how the carnivore diet is making it easier to see out of that eye a few months ago.

 

[Ghostse]

https://youtu.be/dqa3e3GyI30?si=8BUw7f28iFKkyz6c
Brand new video where fatty shovels steag and buttuh into his gullet, but this time he's joined with some familiar faces!
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Let me just add some context here to the sort of place Jack chose to get a steak at.

I want you to picture a tourist city, where there are tons of zero-taste out of towners shitting up the place for locals constantly but while they claim they want to 'experience the city' what they actually want is to just SAY they went somewhere and want to go to the exact same restaurants they have back home just with different decor on the wall and MAYBE some appetizer that is unique, because actual dive bars are dirty and icky. And because they have money, an entire industry has sprung up catering to these fucks and the faux-region themeing (in this case its faux-south but you can see this anywhere) I want to blame this on coasties, but people from the center of the country are just as guilty of this shit.

Then I want you imagine said city, generally because of restrictions (both real and legal) that make it difficult to shit up the downtown area generally had a bougie mall spring up in the outskirts. Sort like how your body has the tonsils to try to contain an infection. Just picture this as where the tourists too fucking bougie-brained to even deal with a normal downtown are quarantined.

The Saltgrass is in the fucking middle of this tourist trap bougie fuckshit. its in the fucking mall. Its basically overpriced Outback without even the faux-Straylan theme, and its even more galling by the fact the dude is in driving distance. Go to the Standard, nigga. Or if you are insistent on tourist trap shit, do the Southern. Hell, do House of Cards and actually make some content. Spend the extra $20-40 and get a well-sourced steak instead of that applebees shite.

But also my nigga, you are in Nashville. Why are you trying to get a steak? get you some pork BBQ. Its like going to France and ordering tatertots.

 

[AltisticRight]

No, they aren’t Jack. No, they aren’t.View attachment 6057020

They are for Jack because his engagement levels are about the same.

 

[Andoxico]

This just in: websites can't be taken down if they're on their own CLOUD SERVER! Why didn't @Null think of this!?!?

 

[a terminal posture]

But also my nigga, you are in Nashville. Why are you trying to get a steak? get you some pork BBQ. Its like going to France and ordering tatertots.

Jack is a 'local' and he is doing 'Steak Wars'. Rob is just going where Jack wants to. What are you complaining about exactly? BBQ isn't a huge Nashville thing; the 'local dish' would be hot chicken (which Rob had already), or even going to a meat and three would be more appropriate. Keep owning the bougies.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Jack is a 'local' and he is doing 'Steak Wars'. Rob is just going where Jack wants to. What are you complaining about exactly? BBQ isn't a huge Nashville thing; the 'local dish' would be hot chicken (which Rob had already), or even going to a meat and three would be more appropriate. Keep owning the bougies.

I miss the old Stockyard steak house in Nashville.

Having an elderly black waiter address me as “Mass’ah” was a hoot (if not a bit jarring, but I something one could quickly get used to)

 

[Kosher Salt]

This just in: websites can't be taken down if they're on their own CLOUD SERVER! Why didn't @Null think of this!?!?
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Fucking dumbass doesn't remember Parler was on AWS originally and was "taken down" because AWS gave it the boot. Or he's just unaware that AWS is a cloud-based hosting service.

https://casetext.com/case/parler-llc-v-amazon-web-servs-1

 

[Ghostse]

Jack is a 'local' and he is doing 'Steak Wars'. Rob is just going where Jack wants to. What are you complaining about exactly? BBQ isn't a huge Nashville thing; the 'local dish' would be hot chicken (which Rob had already), or even going to a meat and three would be more appropriate.

And what the fuck do they serve as at least one of the meats at a meat and three in Nashville?

I'm not casting shade on Rob who I guess is a troll. And I figured that Jack being a zero-taste boomer would be well accepted. Mainly I'm just irritated when anyone gives money to these soulless tourist places instead of actually trying a local eatery. And Jack lives near Nashville, anyone driving out to Opry Mills for an applebees steak isn't a local.

'local dish' would be hot chicken

No you fucking didn't. No you fucking did not.
Stop trying to make Nashville Hot Chicken a thing.

I miss the old Stockyard steak house in Nashville.

That place was great. Over priced as shit, but your money at least bought a little quality.