Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 199 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 217 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 777 32.3%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 453 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 498 20.7%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 259 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,403
This is in the eyes of the beholder. Hundreds of thousands of YouTube views only means so much when your man is a pant-shitting cuck, particularly if he used to be way more successful
yes, of course from a normal perspective idubbz isn't a catch, he's a sad loser who happened to luck into some money years ago
but anisa is obsessed with clout and attention. her previous boyfriend was some minor eceleb from league of legends i think so theres a pattern of her seeking out people who are "famous"
and she instantly dumped that guy when she got the chance to get with a bigger eceleb (idubbz)
so now i think she's looking for a bigger eceleb than idubbz, she doesn't want to go back to being a nobody like she was before
 
yes, of course from a normal perspective idubbz isn't a catch, he's a sad loser who happened to luck into some money years ago
but anisa is obsessed with clout and attention. her previous boyfriend was some minor eceleb from league of legends i think so theres a pattern of her seeking out people who are "famous"
and she instantly dumped that guy when she got the chance to get with a bigger eceleb (idubbz)
so now i think she's looking for a bigger eceleb than idubbz, she doesn't want to go back to being a nobody like she was before
If she wants a guy more famous then Ian at this point she’s SOL. Maybe she finds some young guy that is accidentally famous and has serious mommy issues, but most valuable men her age are smart enough to see her behavior and give her plenty of space.
 
sure there are, but are these guys gonna be better than ian?
even in his current state he is still pulling hundreds of thousands of youtube views when he uploads something, and he apparently still has connections to even bigger and more successful youtubers like those max and chad guys from his recent collab video. when anisa starts attracting loser simps, will they be able to measure up to that?
like, she might be looking to upgrade from idubbz, but i don't think she is willing to downgrade from idubbz.
You're not wrong but he also just applied for a position at Panera bread, so in the course of their relationship, every year has been a downgrade from the idubzzz she started dating.
 
You're not wrong but he also just applied for a position at Panera bread, so in the course of their relationship, every year has been a downgrade from the idubzzz she started dating.
I think the panera thing was supposed be a bit. I think on their podcast, a lot of things are supposed to be bits but they are so unfunny and lacking charisma thar everyone thinks they are being serious. It’s like when you see someone as stupid and unfunny, you think the bullshit they say is serious because they are so dumb and lame. But really they are trying and failing to be funny.
 
sure there are, but are these guys gonna be better than ian?
even in his current state he is still pulling hundreds of thousands of youtube views when he uploads something, and he apparently still has connections to even bigger and more successful youtubers like those max and chad guys from his recent collab video. when anisa starts attracting loser simps, will they be able to measure up to that?
like, she might be looking to upgrade from idubbz, but i don't think she is willing to downgrade from idubbz.
You have to remember that she is mentally ill and retarded. She doesn't think like us. Her short circuit BPD brain will latch onto a particular thing and ditch Ian if she can. The new guy will make her FEEEL FULFILLEDDDDDD FINALLY. Still. Every year people say she's going to leave him, and I never agreed because she would only do it if she has another option secured and she's old and busted and married. Now that there seems to be animosity building between them and the theory of Anisa trying to build a narrative against him, I wonder if she's stupid enough to try to leave him without another option ready to go.

On another topic, I'm sad I missed the lampooning of Jayleray's (not gonna bother checking how you actually spell it) OF. Why do so many uggos get OF and do weird low effort softcore shit? Like damn, you get your reputation ruined forever, don't even go all the way so no one's buying it anyway, AND you're ugly so no one's buying it x2. What's the basis?
 
I think the panera thing was supposed be a bit.
Yeah, same with a lot of the "snipes" ian does at anisa, they are just bad at delivery so its hard to tell that its meant to be banter/fun but its all just them attempting to be bantery and funny and failing at it because they have no chemistry or charisma or comedic timing.

Ian isnt "breaking out of his cuck cage" or whatever other weird cope people have. ian is the physical manifestation of the cuck cage. The weird borderline incoherent rant about football players not liking the scarlett letter is ian in his most pure and true form.

As for whether or not anisa will drop ian for someone better, if she see's an out then yes she will but im not sure anyone is interested. If a guy shows interest privately she will drop ian, do a round of "Ian pressured me into onlyfans while my dad was dying", and make snide comments about she's happy to finally be with a real man like when (gay reference incoming) Ariana Grande dropped Mac Miller for Pete Davidson and made lots of vague comments insinuating that Mac Miller had a small penis and couldn't perform sexually in comparison to her new guy.
 
Whenever Anisa shows somekind of guilt or admission for her mistakes, she almost immediatly after it doubles down and starts to blame someone else for it.
Mostly Ian or the Coomentary Community. She admitted once in a H3H3 podcast that the Tana Mongeau content cop was her idea, which I fully believe.
Idubbbz most likely would never went for someone like Tana if not for Anisa's (probable) jealousy.
Yet since then, we only see Ian taking all the shots for it and the failure of CC2. Even though both Ian and Anisa has 1/3 of ownership to my knowledge.
 
Here’s Denims. Who actually pays for any of this? It reminds me of when fat chicks get their hair and makeup professionally done and pay these boudoir photographers to make them look like polished cows then they present it to their husbands and boyfriends they’re in dead relationships with who don’t care because they’re not attractive and they’re not even nude?

Like they make Momokun look like a seasoned professional by comparison
I wouldn't have thought this possible before but the pictures speak for themselves. There's "no effort" and then there's this.
 
I think she’s just attention farming now. No matter the humiliation.

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She should do a little more reading into Yoko and John’s affair and how she tried to keep his kid out of his life. Yoko was ugly, untalented and retarded but she was also evil. She’s trying to cope about the affair in the comments.
 
I think she’s just attention farming now. No matter the humiliation.

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She should do a little more reading into Yoko and John’s affair and how she tried to keep his kid out of his life. Yoko was ugly, untalented and retarded but she was also evil. She’s trying to cope about the affair in the comments.

Talking endlessly about something is definitely the best way to show people you're totally unbothered by it and actually consider it a real compliment. She wants so badly to be "above it all" but can't help but respond to any and all criticism and prove how much it eats at her.
 
I just watched part of his keychain video. Why did this nigger get the ugliest most retarded tattoos possible? The dude a pedophile mullet, a homosexual tank top? And a the worst tattoos I've ever seen on a man. Is this really what pussy does to a mfer.
For the same reason some women ply their man with tons of food to fatten him up. Anisa knows she sucks and is trying to stop Ian from having any other options.
 
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