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What is that god-awful artstyle?
Looks like a failed newspaper comic
Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée
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Looks like a failed newspaper comic
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That comic was pretty telling, the spider woman seemed to just be there to pander to the needs of the brainsad protagonist.
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Is he drawing himself as a black woman now? Is his yarn wig supposed to be his black girl dreads?
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Coming from experience, I can tell you that's exactly what Shmorky requires out of all the women in his life.
He must be getting in touch with his inner Woman Of Color so he can further marginalize himself.
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I dunno, I'd say Shmork's doing a bang up job making his fictional counterpart depressed.
2Spoopy
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I still don't understand why people find his art appealing. It's incredibly one note and lazy, and his animation, honestly, isn't that good. He relies too heavily on the static frame of a character with a sliding mouth. Watch the position of the mouth on a character and how it travels from one side of the face to the other. Whenever a character speaks that's almost the only way Shmorky does it. When character do move, everything just flops around at the same pace, no matter the action, again just using his one blobby style. I see a lot of people say how "smooth" it is, but it's too smooth. I understand that he was under serious time constraints for his old stuff, but I'm just going off of his newer, non SA animations.
You can see examples of this in the videos he did for:
The Aquabats
And Grumpcade
It's okay animation; it looks like the quality you'd expect out of a student. That skirt is a good example of a classic student exercise. But for an almost 40 year old professional? His craft should be much, much better.
You can see examples of this in the videos he did for:
The Aquabats
And Grumpcade
It's okay animation; it looks like the quality you'd expect out of a student. That skirt is a good example of a classic student exercise. But for an almost 40 year old professional? His craft should be much, much better.
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Even in his own fanfictions about himself he can't be happy, confident, or useful.
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Then he wouldn't be a victim anymore. You know better than the rest of us how he fetishizes his own "suffering".
Sammo
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What a fucking sad sack. It's just this endless stream of him mewling like a baby. Why would someone want to portray themselves as so weak and pathetic to everyone?
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It's the camouflage of a predator. It's a lure for both genuinely good albeit naive people who want to help him, and for people who need to keep up their fortnightly SJW point quota.
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Now I'm just imagining him jacking off while writing what near-suicidal situation his character is going to be in next.
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he did.
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That would explain why he would make most of his comics locked in the room I was never allowed to enter.
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You're pretty sad if you let some idiot yarn-haired loser tell you what rooms you were allowed to enter.
Are you familiar with the legend of Bluebeard? Because it's hard to imagine you living the life you claim you lived and not being familiar with that.
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Perhaps. But you don't know what it was like to have to hear that harpy screeching ALL the damn time. After a while, that voice gets to be like a dog whistle blowing straight in your ear and he would freak out and slam the door in my face if I even so much as walked by his room to get to the bathroom. The Legend of Bluebeard is among many reasons why I snuck in there out of curiosity while he was at work, but even worse than finding murdered women under piles of toilet paper and used diapers, I found his secret notebook full of baby klurf piss and scat porn.
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Did he ever ask you to shit/piss on him?
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From all this "I'm an ugly old man abloo bloo" shit it sounds like he'd hate himself 60% less if he hit the gym and took better care of his body in general. It's what all those beautiful people he is so envious of do.
Crudup
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It's a kind of currency in the circles of sad and unemployable people who keep up with each other on facebook. ALL of these people's internet friends have depression, personality disorders, identity and gender issues, no income, etc. The only way they can make their suffering remarkable or unique is to constantly remind people that their life is STILL BAD, or to keep piling on new, invented disorders or oppressions (fibromyalgia, multiple personalities, or sudden Jewishness based off of a dead great-grandparent's vaguely Jewish-sounding last name).
"Weak and pathetic" isn't undesirable to them; it means they are deserving of pity and money from strangers.
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Dang. I'd let you jerk me off with a towel.
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Peg my boy hole with your gigantic man muscles. I want my wig pulled and when I am about to cum you punch me in the face, remove my paper towel padding, and delete me from this existence.