Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

I'm not so well versed in Americoon law but for a Felony charge will he be forced into the court room or is it just no showing the second most retarded thing he could next to representing himself?

If he doesn't show up for the court dates on his felony drug case, they will straight up issue a warrant for his arrest. In MN, you can apparently fuck with traffic tickets to some degree by no-showing (they'll just auto convict), but no way in fuck they would let that slide.

Then @elb will have to change the Breaking Balldo branding to the 1993 film The Fugitive. Would be super funny if it happened.

 

[CoomerTine]

Honestly kinda shocked baldotard hasn’t fired up a stream yet, studio or not. You know the faggot cannot stay quiet for long

 

[Procrastinhater]

Nick could easily move somewhere in the bumfuck South where they don’t really bother with stuff like child neglect cases because the county is too broke. Or somewhere that he can get some connections to the local establishment. In the South: there is still tons of “good old boy” corruption and no accountability for the local government. I’m talking rural Georgia, Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisiana. His mistake was being in the small town Midwest where people tend to be more involved with local government and there isn’t decades of corruption.

Whoa there cool it with the racism.

That's a lot of shit y'all are talkin' there 'bout me and my kin Yankee.
You ever been to the South?
Those are some good people you're a'slanderin'.
God fearin' folk, we don't wear no Balldo's down here.
That Good Ol' Boy network ain't gonna help you if you mistreat your kids.
Mississippi Burnin' is a just a movie, son.
We ain't been that way for a while.
Hell we barely even lynch niggers on a weekend no more.
'Less they get real uppity.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I guess the medallion has a new host

https://x.com/deltaasherhill/status/1798756953814134884?s=46&t=wlCRMFG_dX1LhbM5k7gVMw

By the looks of things her life was already over before she got the Medallion. Easy win for the demon I guess.

 

[FedPostalService]

And remember, this absolute faggot is so oblivious he thinks being a "streamer" is such a unique experience that nobody can understand how HARD it is to have no job whatsoever his entire life and to be able to make money by just opening up a bottle, turning on a camera, and babbling like a goddamn idiot a few hours.

This is his BURDEN in life, that literally NOBODY can understand, because it's just so goddamn hard, and sometimes, he even has to get in a car and DRIVE KIDS AROUND. Oh my fucking GOD, the sheer agony, the rough life this faggot lives.

He should start a podcast with Hassan.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Come on Rekieta! You gotta at least show up!

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

far-right

oh please he's a libertine coomer he has more in common with communist trannies than the "far right".

Minnesota Court website duplicated the speeding charge, and notified that today they informed DPS about the conviction. New case number 34-VB-24-522; old 34-VB-23-781
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Edit: No, that's a completely new charge. The old one happened in 2023, this one happened in 2024. 2023 version has only speeding.

Spoiler: 2024

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Spoiler: 2023

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Charges for both attached.

DAMN IT NICK WE LOST THE CASE AGAIN!

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

What was the fine for not contesting for the 2024 speeding and expired registration?

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

The embarrassing truths will continue, Nick, until you take accountability for your actions.

Sovereign citizen Nick taking his family out to eat and battling staff at the Cracker Barrel about the COVID mandates. Imagine going to multiple ones WITH CHILDREN in tow to finally find one that just doesn't wanna deal with your bullshit?

The same Nick that suddenly finds his "bravery" evaporate when he saw Ron Toye coming into the same Donut shop (Vic Mignogna era). Nick ran (literally) and hid in the bathroom and kept texting Drexel to ask when he had left. What a coward!! Too afraid to even hide behind your giant black friend. lol

What if, in an insane twist, this is the real Kayla?

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Nick could easily move somewhere in the bumfuck South where they don’t really bother with stuff like child neglect cases because the county is too broke. Or somewhere that he can get some connections to the local establishment. In the South: there is still tons of “good old boy” corruption and no accountability for the local government. I’m talking rural Georgia, Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisiana. His mistake was being in the small town Midwest where people tend to be more involved with local government and there isn’t decades of corruption.

I will not accept this anti-Southern slander.

The absolute last thing we need down here is even MORE white trash Yankees clogging the trailer parks and draining welfare all while still whining about how much better the shitholes they fled from are.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

Can't wait to see daxipads cope stream; speeding and not paying tickets should be legal!

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Can't wait to see daxipads cope stream; speeding and not paying tickets should be legal!

"How does Nick speeding and not paying his tickets affect you personally?"

 

[Amateur Shoelace Tyer]

this bitch thought she was hot enough to get people to pay for a calendar and got roasted and had to cancel it because no one funded it

There are few things that have made me laugh harder than seeing her crowdfunding campaign pop-up in my feed one random day, clicking the link, and then immediately having my entire screen filled with her giant bird beak nose and pasty body. My ribs have never been the same.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

A clip from the before times

https://youtu.be/tLJLi-_6mj8?si=PMCqOygvdgYIhaV8&t=1088

Crazy how fucking fast he forgot the basic stuff he made all that money on. The other big big lolcows like gunt, cwc or fatrick have been at it for decades, but it only took balldoman 2 years.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

The embarrassing truths will continue, Nick, until you take accountability for your actions.

Sovereign citizen Nick taking his family out to eat and battling staff at the Cracker Barrel about the COVID mandates. Imagine going to multiple ones WITH CHILDREN in tow to finally find one that just doesn't wanna deal with your bullshit?

The same Nick that suddenly finds his "bravery" evaporate when he saw Ron Toye coming into the same Donut shop (Vic Mignogna era). Nick ran (literally) and hid in the bathroom and kept texting Drexel to ask when he had left. What a coward!! Too afraid to even hide behind your giant black friend. lol

Consider me now invested in these stories.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick is a massive retard and can't even follow his own advice.

Reposting this for nick to remind him, if he ever catches up on his thread which we can almost be certain he reads.

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Did you notice that in both stops he mentioned his kids?

I think he's CONDITIONED himself to mention the kids whenever and frequently as possible. Even to cops on traffic stops, where he would otherwise shut up (he did the right thing on the second stop by not admitting to his speed).

"Sorry... very busy... kids!"

It's funny to me because the real reason for him being such a fuckup has absolutely nothing to do with his kids. They're the ones paying the price for him being a fuckup.

He ain't very well gonna tell the cop, or most anybody else, he's on his way to buy blow, or rushing home to do blow, or engage in one form of degenerate sexual thing or another.

EDIT: Typos.

 

[NSA]

A red Mustang with plates that say LAWPOPE doing 80mph?

Why not just drive straight to the police station and ask to be raped at that point?

 

[BradCarter]

I'd say I hope they revoke his license (one less drunk driver and all that) but let's be real; he would drive without it anyway.

Ummm actually you boot licker. He wouldn't be driving. He'd be traveling as a free enterprise. Not for commerce. It's like you've never read Black's law dictionary

 

[MudPeople]

Nick is a massive retard and can't even follow his own advice.

Reposting this for nick to remind him, if he ever catches up on his thread which we can almost be certain he reads.

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He might talking to them as his own legal representative. We need the bodycam vids to see if he had the Law Pope hat on for confirmation.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Hey Nick, guess what.