Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 104 34.2%

  • Total voters
    304
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I thought it was Nick's mother's side, and that is what the person was referring to as opposed to Bob Rekieta?
Basically, my reply is what @RotPockets said in this post.

If you simply say it's not the Rekieta side that is rich, that could be misinterpreted to mean the money comes from Kayla's side of the family. It doesn't.

Bob’s family is more humble from the little digging I did. Celeste basically has a trust in her name for her descendants.
Right, but he married the Owen's daughter and she took Bob's name. The IPO thing happened when Nick was in his 20s and they were married. It's Rekieta money now.

EDIT: Owen's daughter. Not Celeste.
 
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He's on his way to being listed as "birth giver" in their contacts list
If they truly know how much he resents his own kids, they probably wouldn't even want to call him, given that they know they'd probably just be bothering, annoying, or inconveniencing poor Nicholas.

Turkey video was mid, glossed over some key stuff, felt rushed.
Exactly what I was afraid of. Oh well, it is what it is.

It’s AUTISTIC research mister turkey Tom.

It’s a video I could send to my mom because she’s kinda into the rackets downfall but I don’t dare make her come here lol.
I wish I could show my irl friends Kiwi Farms stuff. lol

Also a long time ago, I saw some people regret ever introducing irl friends to Nick Rekieta in the first place, given what a massive pos he is now. I'm grateful I never did, because especially after the past few weeks, I'd feel like shit.
 
Still some 200 pages behind, but holy shit what an incredible couple of weeks this guy has had. Never have I witnessed someone completely burn down their entire world as quickly and wholly as Rekieta has. Forget Lolcow of the year, Nick's in running for Lolcow of the Decade.
Probably late, but, I'm glad to see his priorities are in the right place.
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Frankly, I think Nick abandoning the daytime audience (when he would've been able to livestream trials) and having a solely night time streaming schedule was probably one of his biggest mistakes. The fact that he was starting pretty damn late at 11pm-ish or so and then going on for three to four hours couldn't have been good for his health and no doubt really fucked with his sleeping schedule, plus I think the late shows are what really enabled his substance abuse. Hell, he might have even started off on cocaine with the thought that "If I take this stuff, I can keep up my energy for the late night streams!"

While a new schedule would be a good change, his show should probably be the last thing on Nick's mind right now.
 
It’s AUTISTIC research mister turkey Tom.

It’s a video I could send to my mom because she’s kinda into the rackets downfall but I don’t dare make her come here lol.
If you're going to make your mother come, please take it to the Chrischan thread.
Forget Lolcow of the year, Nick's in running for Lolcow of the Decade.
I'm so worried that he's going to burn out in September or something and then someone else is going to come scoop it up. I don't need Bossman Jack half assing his way into what should rightfully be the Balldo Throne.
 
Nice info. It wasn't making sense in my head. So this is siblings (step or not) photo then.
Wasn't Kayla's bio father named Dan (Woltjer) as well?
Yes - I believe all of them are siblings bio/step/foster/etc from the Sletta side. If I remember correctly there was more foster kids than the ones shown but they are, I'm assuming, estranged from the Sletta family. I could be mistaken on that, its been more than a year since I looked at it last, and I imagine they have since locked down FB profiles since Nick has become "famous".

Dan Woltjer seems correct - if I remember right, he had multiple FB profiles.
 
Turkey video was mid, glossed over some key stuff, felt rushed.
Yeah, that's kind of been a problem with Tom recently. There's also the fact he fence-sits a lot, like how in the Chantal video he seemed to be defending her. Yes, he was defending Chantal, the same woman who would steal food from sick kids at a hospital.
But, like I said in the past, his videos are still useful for anyone who need a rundown on people.
 
Thread is starting to move fast again.


Basically, my reply is what @RotPockets said in this post.

If you simply say it's not the Rekieta side that is rich, that could be misinterpreted to mean the money comes from Kayla's side of the family. It doesn't.


Right, but he married Celeste's daughter and she took Bob's name. The IPO thing happened when Nick was in his 20s and they were married. It's Rekieta money now.
I might draw a fucking genealogy tree later on because this is getting retarded.

Nick’s mother Celeste is the daughter of Louis and Peaches Owen’s you can find numerous pictures of him online as he became a very wealthy man after the IPO sale, but he was always pretty wealthy. Louis was the rich oil engineer who saw Nick graduate Law School.

Nick’s father Robert (Bob)
is the son of Paul and Rita Rekieta. Paul was from all I can gather a Korean War Vet who was active in his Knights of Columbus Chapter (Catholic Men’s group) and community as was his wife. Paul was born to Polish immigrants, spoke Polish, played guitar, and who’s dancing with Kayla in the wedding picture. Nick skipped Rita’s funeral.

The biggest thing I get is that Nick is an ungrateful cunt. His family, by the digging I did, were very giving and good people. Nick didn’t inherit their understanding of charity from my understanding. I really think he’s on the charity board for his main income (if it’s not the trust my opinion is that Nick sits on the board for a charity and likely gets a 5-6 figure income from that due to personal experience with rich cunts).
 
How fucking ironic he calls people here losers when he's been drinking himself to death for months on end.
Nick has stated in the past that monetary achievement and the acquisition of lucre is the only real measure of success in life.

Once he made alot of personal money was when he truly thought he was better than anyone with less financial means.

This man is poor in health, mind, and spirit. His cope is that of the damned, "Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die."
 
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