Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.9%

  • Total voters
    336
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NOOoOOooOOoo child, I can NOT make SpaghettiOs for you.
You have been instructed, many thousands of times, that I no longer cook meals.
Enjoy foster care.


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Sweeeeeeeet Baaaaaaby Kayla,
you just don't understand things, because you are fundamentally broken as a person.

[yelling downstairs to Aaron} FIIIIIIIIIX HER!!!!!!
 
Can anyone explain to me why you Burgers carpet your floors? I'm getting a rash just thinking about everything that goes into it, especially if you have pets at home. At least with a rug you can roll it and take it to cleaners', with a carpet everything just gets caked into it.
Usually only poor burgers have carpet, and non poor burgers who do and aren't gross deep clean them once in a while with a rented heavy duty carpet cleaner.
 
Imagine being a grown ass man like Nick and you constantly complain about your worst childhood trauma of having your favorite transformer taken by a black woman who worked at your daycare.

Imagine going back to Texas with your sister (grown ass man mind you) and cry as you stand outside said daycare holding your sister's hand. Then you ask to tour the daycare and Nick sees it...

The black woman who stole his favorite transformer as a child is now the head director of the entire daycare. He turns and runs out of the building crying while his sister runs after him.

The reality is funnier and stranger than fiction. Take accountability Nick or the embarrassing stories will keep coming.
 
The reality is I would never be happy with it no matter what, so I say it is what it is.

The Rekieta documentary I want to watch is like... 2.5 to 3 hours long, and ends with the end of his trial in August. lol
Just wait. Once Joon the King has dropped his DSP documentary he should do one for Nick. From a slow sinking ship to the fucking titanic
 
This man is poor in health, mind, and spirit. His cope is that of the damned, "Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die."
People misread epicureanism. It is not about gluttony, drunkenness and sin, but about eating and drinking to the point you are well and happy. Going beyond that makes you increasingly miserable. The philosophy of Epicurus is that of a happy medium, not of excess and vice.
 
His mistake was being in the small town Midwest where people tend to be more involved with local government and there isn’t decades of corruption.
His mistake was actually getting addicted to booze, coke, and then neglecting his kids. Blame any small town you want, his fuck ups are HIS fuck ups. I would even argue that small towns are where people actually reach out and care the most to help people versus a major city (I've lived in both). Nick just didn't give a flying fuck.

I can verify. I'm working on a summary of Nina's stream and I believe she is the fourth creator to claim she organized an intervention. I welcome all of them to provide receipts because I have serious doubts.
Same. It's very easy to say you planned an intervention "ONLINE." Also, from experience with actual members of my extended family needing an intervention, you don't just go on a stream and have an intervention. You want to do it right? Show me receipts where you were looking into getting a third party/counselor. Interventions have a better success rate with a licensed professional. Otherwise, addicts see it as a straight up ambush.

Sweeeeeeeet Baaaaaaby Kayla,
you just don't understand things, because you are fundamentally broken as a person.

[yelling downstairs to Aaron} FIIIIIIIIIX HER!!!!!!
PS Sweet Baby Kayla - Your body is DESTROYED.

SERIOUS QUESTION:
That comment Nick has said about Kayla, "Her body is DESTROYED." I recently watched a documentary on Elvis where it got more into how Elvis wouldn't have sex with Priscilla after she had Lisa Marie because she was "used." Weird fucking fetish, but Nick has shown us, people have them!

Got me thinking, wonder if Nick has that with Kayla and that's why all the swinging shit happened. There's no convincing me *otherwise* the swinging was Nick's idea and Kayla went along with it to make him happy. Just my hunch on how it started. But thought about that sex fetish. Could be something. Remember: April can't have kids. Winner winner chicken dinner for Nick!
 
So assuming it was actually going to happen, if Nick hadn't called Judge Fisher a whore whose vagina leaks, they might have had their intervention, Nick could have gotten his shit together and everyone would be happier for it. He still wouldn't live down Hedonism2 but it would be a vastly preferable outcome to what actually happened.
I wonder if they were planning on getting more before pulling the trigger or if it was that specific stream that was the cherry on top of their probable cause sundae. Under the "totality of the circumstances" analysis, probable cause was somewhat tenuous and almost entirely based on hearsay and double and even triple hearsay. While that's allowed for a search warrant, it isn't really admissable at trial.

It just seems the case got instantly a lot stronger when he was clearly not just intoxicated but utterly out of control and deranged.
@AnOminous I bet this faggot was afraid of his grandmother


… The Secretary of a District Attorney. Rita probably knew that Nick wasn’t a serious attorney. Daughter of Polish immigrants, that old girl probably asked him about his clients at every chance even if she had dementia.
She was probably to him what Chuck was to Jimmy McGill. I bet she had his number and he seethed about it endlessly. He sure showed her, though, skipping her funeral like a real RALPHAMALE.
 
When was the beginning for you? Dick Show Facebook group?
No, it would've been whenever he began to have a "normie" reach, where even my father started watching him. Before Rittenhouse and the various Ethan Ralph dramas.

I can't give an exact date or era, I just know he irked me immediately and I wasn't sure why. I found him obnoxious.

Alcoholics tend to develop a really gay slur in their voices. I noticed that early on too.
 
I thought this clip of Nick and Drex shitting on Jack Murphy had aged poorly before 2024. It's even crazier to hear now.
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I 100% agree with Nicks take on that.
If you want to do fucked up deviant coomer shit, don't have kids. And if you do have kids and you do that, fuck you for what you're making your kids go through.

Boy this fucking aged like milk.
He's right though.
Fuck you Nick.
 
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People misread epicureanism
I was paraphrasing scripture, but on the topic of epicureanism, I've always had some problems with it. It just seems to be "enlightened hedonism." Hedonic adaption is a major problem for it imo as it leads one to seek greater pleasures as they adapt to new baselines. The common response is to limit ones pleasure to maximize it over time. If that is the optimal strategy, then why put a premium on the pursuit of pleasure at all?

I dont know, I'd rather aim for and fail at moderate aesthetic self denial than aim for and fail at enlightened hedonism.
 
Hedonism is what Nick is into, and not the enlightened sort, but the degenerate sort. We've seen in real time where that leads.
Yeah Nick clearly crossed over to the unenlightened side. AKA Immediate pleasures and highs all the time. How is that working out there Nick Ricotta?
 
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I 100% agree with Nicks take on that.
If you want to do fucked up deviant coomer shit, don't have kids. And if you do have kids and you do that, fuck you for you're making your kids go through.

Boy this fucking aged like milk.
He's right though.
Fuck you Nick.
To that he would say you're just an idiot for taking him seriously, and it's your fault for taking pre-2023 Nick so seriously. But the next sentence, he would tell you he's never changed, and has always been the same.

His brain is broken.

He is mentally incapable of taking any accountability or responsibility.

He cannot do anything in his profession correctly, with law or with streaming.

He cannot properly take care of 1 child, much less 5.

He cannot clean his room.

He is 42 years old.

He is the most useless cretin ever.
 
Libertarians do not have a broad set position on abortion because there is no agreement among them on when life begins. If you believe life begins at conception, abortion is an NAP violation and the state can stop you. If you believe it begins at birth, you have agency over your own body and the state should not be able to stop you.

I don’t care if libertarians are pro-abortion or pro-life. Because both are anti-age of consent and can’t be trusted around children...
 
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