Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.8%

  • Total voters
    348
What I will be really curious about is how the audience reacts. He is doing locals because he knows public opinion is against him, but how hard will the locals group succ him?
I'd forecast a healthy amount of people openly shitting on him, but a majority sucking his dick harder than a 5$ whore looking to make extra.
 
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Why stop at booze? No need to be so prudish, he should live a little an indulge a bit in the nose candy. I mean, he's an adult, the court can't tell him how to live his life.
Fun fact you can just call it a bathroom break and the stupid court can't do anything about it. It's free, easy, and you get to make fun of the Judge with zero consequences.
 
Why stop at booze? No need to be so prudish, he should live a little an indulge a bit in the nose candy. I mean, he's an adult, the court can't tell him how to live his life.
Realistically that’s probably why he thinks he’s safe in streaming behind his Locals paywall. He’s assuming if he gets a little sauced up (and coked up) or says some off the wall shit, it won’t get back to the Kandy Yoshi courthouse as easily.
 
Fun fact you can just call it a bathroom break and the stupid court can't do anything about it. It's free, easy, and you get to make fun of the Judge with zero consequences.
If it's been pointed out already than so be it, but that Aaron guy said that the bathroom is where they would do the drugs. The one where the dog would piss and shit all over.

Nick you smug little shit.
 
That was before Nick was public enemy #1 and decided everyone had burned bridges with him while he was being a good boy that didn't du nuffin. I wouldn't roll the dice on the petty nonsense he might pull now when he can point to all the times he said he'd do it and he's just being a good boy and not a petty asshole.
Ultimately, it's up to elb as to what she wants to do.

It's been on one or more of @AltisticRight's bingo cards so it's always been recognized as a possibility. It's just another box that can be ticked off to mark his decline.
 
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YouTube Lawyer Rekieta Law Arrested, Drugs Found in Home After Apparent Downhill Spiral: Cops

Law and Crime finally came out with their video.
Video doesn't have anything new in it but it's surprisingly fair to him. Speaks all the way up to getting a new judge. I know they have to still remember the copy cucks logo. But it was the final story on Jesse Weber's Sidebar episode.

EDIT - Is it pronounced I'm holt-ee or i'm holt?
It’s am hole. :smug:
 
We need bingo cards for a stream like this.

>compares himself to Jesus
>says he's happy
>bathroom break energy
>gives thanks to viva/barnes/goodjewgic
>gives thanks to coomalot
>gives thanks to EVS/Dax/Vito/Ralph
>"things are going well"
>makes passive aggressive remarks about aaron
>makes passive aggressive remarks about lawtube detractors
>makes passive aggressive remarks about kiwi farms
>takes a shot of whiskey
 
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