Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[4090 Chad]

Slipping on a dog toy gave you that black eye Nick? LMAO.

This is the equivalent of a rapist swearing he just tripped and fell on a girl and his cock just happened to penetrate her.

Literally no one believes this

 

[Grumpy_Mushroom]

I look forward to seeing the look on all those bootlicker's faces when they see the police bodycam footage DISPROVE EVERYTHING


No child there was not cocaine and ketamine found on video, my house was sparkling clean and my kids were fed and clean bootlicker children!

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

NICK! NICK!!!! WE CAN'T FIND THE DOG NICK!!! PLEASE NICK GET UP AND HELP US FIND THE FUCKING DOG!!!

 

[AltisticRight]

Is nick sober yet?

No.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Nick apparently tripped and fell and accidentally snorted all that coke. Don’t know how it got there you government bootlickers!

 

[Gorton Colu]

He's blaming the liquor. Blame the coke, Nick

 

[EggImpregnator]

Can someone clip the metokur comments

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

So Nick is bottling everything up and is going to try and go on like he's not about to burst.

He's going to eventually blow up on stream like he did on Sean.

Every time that can goes to his face he becomes more bold.
I say in two more glugs he's going to go batshit.

Bathroom break time (for the "dog").
Hmmm. You win balldo.

 

[Red flaming panda]

HE'S BRINGING THE DOG, BOYS!

 

[ghastlyretard]

I look forward to seeing the look on all those bootlicker's faces when they see the police bodycam footage DISPROVE EVERYTHING


No child there was not cocaine and ketamine found on video, my house was sparkling clean and my kids were fed and clean bootlicker children!

Has anyone pressed him on allowing the body cam footage to be released?

 

[Total Annihilation]

A few years back I had a relative fall over while drunk and break their nose; while the official story they told everyone else is that they tripped over their dog.

 

[Red flaming panda]

Also lol, Ralph is still lying about what happened to his kitty.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Ralph is so intensely focused, lmao. Enamored, if you will.

Like a (ceiling) cat studying a bug crawling up a wall.

 

[Nate Higgers]

THE GAWDDAMN KOSHER KASINO

 

[ghastlyretard]

Has he shown the dog before? Need to compare old footage to confirm that's the same dog and he isn't goldfishing us like 6 year olds.

 

[homofagget420]

Cute dog, how many lines did he snort while he was getting it?

 

[the sauce]

Just like when Amberlynn fell because she slipped on her dog’s kibble.

Let’s be for real, the dogs dindu nuffin

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

>WTF DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN MY TOTALLY NOT BULLSHIT STORY ABOUT THE GOVERMENT FRAMMING ME! YOU MUST BE A FUCKING GOVERMENT BOOTLICKER
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He was going to single handedly save the US till them darn pugs planted them drugs and stole his children

 

[Twinkletard]

"LOOK AT ME I'M HOLDING A CUTE PUPPY, HOW CAN YOU HATE ME?"

 

[AltisticRight]

>Jabba the hut has sex with himself
What the fuck is he talking about?
Now he's ranting about how the dog is annoying. Without kids to rant about, he's moved on to animals.

https://kick.com/wewuzchudz

Here's a restream without a pig constantly snorting and squealing.