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anliteralidiot said:
SHE JUST THOUGHT SHE COULD GIVE BOILING WATER TO HUMMINGBIRDS?
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Fucking hell, like come on even fucking retards know that you can't be drinking boiling water. The fuck is she doing
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lottalove said:
Stream ended with NAL saying she has no plans for tomorrow (her birthday) and she hopes she dies.
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A part of me wanted to hope that Joshie would pull through and gives her a surprise but things are looking a bit dire toobs.
 
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I was looking up stuff about her very large goiter and Hashimoto's encephalopathy popped up and like Anliteridiot mentioned with how she's he is hyperthyroid personified, so is she with this rare disease and it's neuropsychiatric manifestations:

Symptoms of Hashimoto's encephalopathy may include:[citation needed]


  • Personality changes
  • Aggression
  • Delusional behavior
  • Concentration and memory problems
  • Coma
  • Disorientation
  • Headaches
  • Jerks in the muscles (myoclonus – 65% of cases)
  • Lack of coordination (ataxia – 65% of cases)
  • Partial paralysis on the right side
  • Psychosis
  • Seizures (60% of cases)
  • Sleep abnormalities (55% of cases)
  • Speech problems (transient aphasia – 80% of cases)
    Makes me think of her terrible jerky hand dancing with her lack of coordination and jerks in the muscles. Why don't her parents involve themselves with her obvious need for psychiatric care? Bitch it crazy crazy and is deformed. Go to a doctor already.
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Skimming it, the case studies showed a change in their mood within a year, but NAL has always been like this. I think her dancing is just weird girl dancing, and being drunk.
I remembered in one of her rants about JM, she yelled about Graves Disease, which is a form of hyperthyroidism...
All signs point to thyroid.

It's hard to make people get help against their will. A pill won't make her realize the last...29 years of her life she's been a huge cunt. And she would have to want to change for therapy to work. Supposedly her mom also doesn't trust doctors either.
 
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Two hours ago, NAL let everybody know again, that it's her birthday tomorrow and where to compensate her for it.
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She is happy about finally being in an absolutely healthy relationship,
where she gets to say no and he has to listen to her all the time lol
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She just can call anytime and he will pick up the phone for her!
Cats always work. And some zodiak-sign sperging, as usual.

ETA Someone has to congratulate now or at least send condolences, right? FB post:
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... and later she got some more reminding done, it's now 3 pm her time
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☆ʙᴇᴛᴛʏ☆ said:
Everyone get ready for a banger of a stream tonight. I predict a whole bunch of expletives, crying, and her bodily functions going haywire. My guess is her Boglim got her booze and as we know Queen Cobra can’t help herself.
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I'm keeping my hopes down, personally, but after how bitchy she's been at being called 40... 🤞
 
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My first thought is, she's constantly in the bath/shower, aren't hair scrubs usually for people who only wash their hair once or twice a week and use dry shampoo in between, which (combined with other styling products) is what causes the buildup??

Obviously oily scalps and dandruff are a thing, and she very well might benefit from it, but I still stand by the fact that a tea tree scrub would be pretty harsh on someone who already ends up washing (or at least rinsing) their hair every day during her normal routine

I'm sure the real answer is that she's the kind of white trash that thinks that frivolous hair/skincare products are the epitome of "self care" (and thus why it must be instagram'd), but goddamn. Tea tree is drying as hell, and her hair is pretty thin. I can't imagine the dryness and breakage that's going to come from this, especially if she starts using it regularly.

lmao maybe she got lice from her pigsty attic/hoard-- because tea tree in the hair always makes me think of getting sprayed down with tea tree water by my parents/daycare when the notice went out that a kid in elementary school has lice 🤔
 
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