Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Granted I don’t have my finger on the pulse of what’s cool (and profitable) with the kids but I’m really confused who Anna is debasing herself for at this point. These “exciting” travel adventures look like misery for her and everyone that has to be subjected to her and she’s too shitty of an actress to sell these as anything other than self-inflicted torture. Is there really a market of viewers other than the “hey, look at this asshole” set (aka us) that her sponsors are seeing conversions on? I just don’t get it.
 
Granted I don’t have my finger on the pulse of what’s cool (and profitable) with the kids but I’m really confused who Anna is debasing herself for at this point. These “exciting” travel adventures look like misery for her and everyone that has to be subjected to her and she’s too shitty of an actress to sell these as anything other than self-inflicted torture. Is there really a market of viewers other than the “hey, look at this asshole” set (aka us) that her sponsors are seeing conversions on? I just don’t get it.
Deep down you know the answer already:
  • feeders
  • haters
  • bored fat women who see anna as a kindred spirit
 
Sure, but do any of these people translate into actual ROI for advertisers? Seeing Anna on these cruises and beach vacations makes me actively boycott them.
Anna has her fans. I sometimes skim her YouTube comments to post the good ones here and there is a type of viewer (99% of them female) that actually like and admire Anna and her content.

These women are overwhelmingly overweight or obese and enjoy fashion hauls. You can chalk up some of her engagement to bots, sure, but let’s face it— there are a lot of nicely-nice middle class fat women out there looking for mindless content and things to buy.

Anna is like a friend, a big loud goofy retarded friend. Plus she’s bigger than almost all of them, so they can secretly feel good about that. If you glance at her subreddit, you will find many of the users describe themselves as ex-fans, and thanks to the endless PLing of Reddit, these users overwhelmingly identify themselves also fat, formerly fat, or “working on it.”
 
Kate granted your wish


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One million blessings on your household. Absolutely made my day!
 
In not entirely related news COPILOT had to rebrand itself and is now called Trainwell.

Anna is on the Disney Magic ship.
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/RANT

"I'm bRoKen. I'm tIreD!"

SHADDUP, Deathfat Sally Shine (and, again, for those wondering, or are new, watch this fat POS in the videos. This is where she gets the Sally Shines).
It's very GROSS already knowing about the cruising industry. As someone who, years ago, went on one, and learned about how they operate, never again.

* Ships registries are in war torn countries like Mauritania, Liberia, Etc.
* Crews often are made up of people in various island nations and countries where they are third world at best.
* Crews are paid almost entirely in tips.
* Unable to leave the ship (imprisoned until on leave)
* They'd be better off (including the white crew members) in the Merchant Marines. Hell, they'd probably make better STEADY money with better benefits.

That crew member's dignity left the ship and drowned in international waters. Boom Boom thinks (probably) that she'll tip generously and shower him with praise on SM like the trick circus dog she sees him as. It's gross. It's consooomerisim manifest in its most insidious form. And this certainly was successful (wildly so) in making me want to boycott ANYTHING that even looks like Disney (not that I already didn't associate Disney before with unhygienic, smelly, creepy, gross deathfat middle aged women and piss poor lazy animation/illustrations)
 
I used to work on a cruise ship. While it’s true that pay is low and hours can be long, it is not true that the crew are prisoners on the ship and can’t get off. The crew was mostly Indonesian on my ship, and the small sum was a lot to them and they could send it back to families as they had all needs taken care of on the ship. They got port days off, and had their own crew bar with drinks just being pennies, and a cafeteria with good free food. When they were done being on the ship, they were flown home.

Crew quarters are pretty small, just bunks and shared showers. Where a ship is registered has no bearing on how the crew is treated anyway-they follow international law, not the law of the registration company. That likely has to do with taxation but I don’t know.

It was a fun experience and I didn’t do it for money, but to see a lot of places, which I got to do. It’s certainly not a great job if you want to be near family or make a lot of money, but it’s not nearly as bad as this story that’s been circulating around. The jobs are not easy to get; they are desirable.
 
JFC, she's been on the cruise one day and is already complaining about being "Broken and exhausted and look at my hair I messed up just for this video." Tophat me but Anna just needs to shut the fuck up already. This is the THIRD FREE vacation she's been on in the past couple of months and second cruise.

Idk if it is just the angle or the clothes she's wearing but Tracey looks like she might have lost some weight. If that's the case, Anna is going to be even more of a cunt on this trip and it explains why her fake smile looks like even more of an angry grimace in the pics with Tracey. She's already enforcing the ugly white matching Tevas rule.

Anna and the enormous couple....omfg. Dude's gut is hanging down to his knees. It truly is The Fattest Happiest Place on Earth.

In other Anna news, the fatties over on reddit have ruined their own subreddit by whining about posts mocking and insulting Anna's fat body. Because they too, are fat, but not Anna fat, and are *actually* working on it, unlike Anna. But their feefees get hurt and they take it extremely personally when people point out how disgusting Anna is. So in typical reddit fashion, the mod has banned comments and posts making fun of how fat Anna is.

Hey reddit fatties: no one cares how fat you are because if you're on the Anna subreddit, the assumption is already made that you're three bills or more. If you've eaten yourself into deformity and extreme deathfat status, you should be ashamed. Not just for your gluttony and hogging extra resources, but because your body IS disgusting and sloppy and smelly and no one wants to look at that.

Tophat me but goddamn I fucking hate reddit and am thankful for our Dear Leader doing his best to keep this site up. I'm gonna go touch some grass now, gorls.
 
JFC, she's been on the cruise one day and is already complaining about being "Broken and exhausted and look at my hair I messed up just for this video." Tophat me but Anna just needs to shut the fuck up already. This is the THIRD FREE vacation she's been on in the past couple of months and second cruise.

Idk if it is just the angle or the clothes she's wearing but Tracey looks like she might have lost some weight. If that's the case, Anna is going to be even more of a cunt on this trip and it explains why her fake smile looks like even more of an angry grimace in the pics with Tracey. She's already enforcing the ugly white matching Tevas rule.

Anna and the enormous couple....omfg. Dude's gut is hanging down to his knees. It truly is The Fattest Happiest Place on Earth.

In other Anna news, the fatties over on reddit have ruined their own subreddit by whining about posts mocking and insulting Anna's fat body. Because they too, are fat, but not Anna fat, and are *actually* working on it, unlike Anna. But their feefees get hurt and they take it extremely personally when people point out how disgusting Anna is. So in typical reddit fashion, the mod has banned comments and posts making fun of how fat Anna is.

Hey reddit fatties: no one cares how fat you are because if you're on the Anna subreddit, the assumption is already made that you're three bills or more. If you've eaten yourself into deformity and extreme deathfat status, you should be ashamed. Not just for your gluttony and hogging extra resources, but because your body IS disgusting and sloppy and smelly and no one wants to look at that.

Tophat me but goddamn I fucking hate reddit and am thankful for our Dear Leader doing his best to keep this site up. I'm gonna go touch some grass now, gorls.
Someone upthread asked who Anna's core audience is. It's those redditors. Half a dozen posts this morning over there about how "I started following her because I was fat and wanted to feel better about being fat". They banned talking about her appearance and they are enforcing that but not their "don't powerlevel" rule as now half the posts are just power leveling.

Reddit is a shit hole, but we knew that.

She didn't seem to have any CPAP marks on her face in the bitching video. Did she make any mention of bringing one this time? You'd think slowly killing herself every-time she sleeps without it would motivate her to get another one and wear it, but I guess not.
 
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