Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Cereal Experiments Grain]

I for one welcome Balldo's drinking can as the newest prop for his streams. May it forever be filled with an ambiguous liquid that he can take a swig from.

 

[MeltyTW]

ambiguous liquid

its booze. its just 100 percent booze. were not doing the ethan ralph shit again where a dedicated team of spergs watch to microanalyze for months or years of hours of dead air shit to confirm "oh the alkie retard is still an alkie retard and is drunk af" its booze. its 100 percent drank. anyone who says otherwise is wrong and gay and i hope they die and i hope their families die. its booze. were not retarded. we dont have to play the "but how do you reaaaaalllly know" because fuck you thats how nigga, youre a fucking drunk and you always fucking will be.

 

[Where There's Smoke]

Why won't you DIE Mister Medicare

Edit: In retrospect this might be more fitting in the Ralph thread, but at this point its getting difficult to figure out which abusive alcoholic is which.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Can’t tolerate the way he’s moving around constantly like the standup comic he thinks he is. His audio-only audience base should boom with this development.

 

[Fapcop]

BOOTLICKERS

YOU ARE ALL BOOTLICKERS

NULL YOU BOOTLICKER!!!!

YOU ABSOLUTE BOOTNIGGERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
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Nick’s “bootlicker” argument would been all well and good… If it didn’t mean that a bunch of rando small town cops had to get together and conspire to plant almost an ounce of cocaine in a streamers house for no reason whatsoever.

 

[Red flaming panda]

Why won't you DIE Mister Medicare

I love that all Jim has to do to piss off Ralph is just watch his streams. If Ralph wasn't restreaming Nick's coping session to leech off us and other Nick ahogs, I bet you he would've turned off the stream out of rage.

 

[Steven Chapman]

its booze. its just 100 percent booze. were not doing the ethan ralph shit again where a dedicated team of spergs watch to microanalyze for months or years of hours of dead air shit to confirm "oh the alkie retard is still an alkie retard and is drunk af" its booze. its 100 percent drank. anyone who says otherwise is wrong and gay and i hope they die and i hope their families die. its booze. were not retarded. we dont have to play the "but how do you reaaaaalllly know" because fuck you thats how nigga, youre a fucking drunk and you always fucking will be.

Ya know what, you make a great argument. I agree! 4chan-tism detective work is very 2016 and, as adults, I’m pretty sure we can just assume that he’s boozing it up under the guise of an energy drink.


Learn some grammar and punctuation though, weetard.

 

[trash cat]

Looks like Ralph is restreaming it.

https://rumble.com/v4zywsl-killstream-gators-fav-vtuber-kiki-is-a-sick-puppy-215pm-est.html

Thanks

A few quick points on Nick's stream

• Nick is standing up in the cuck room like a literal "stand up" comedian. lol.

• Nick could be standing up because he's going to try to blame his pill stream behavior on narcolepsy in court. (ie I'm soow narcoleptic your honor I have to stweam standing up...)

• Says the prosecutor can't type! What a funny joke!

• In Nick's "thanks" section at the beginning, it seems like he is trying to pick winners and losers in the Balldo wars. He mentions Megan and DUI guy (and later Viva and Barnes) specifically and favorably, and other "friends" unfavorably, during this "crisis or whatever you want to call it"

•No mention of family or any "thanks for the support of my family" in the thanks section.

• Nick speaks favorably of Barnes' indignation It sounds to me like Nick wants to fight the case!

• Everyone has it totally wrong but Nick can't talk about it!

• Nick's not here to "point any guns" at anyone. lol

• Nick switched churches! But it's just a "summertime thing".

• Nick was just sick for 20 days out of a month

• Why'd he have a black eye? He fell!

• Still has the Sonichu medallion!

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Me personally I got some chuckles listening to Nick recount watching the zoom call fill up with weens waving dildos in front of their webcams and dropping the nigger word.

Ralph's streamsnipe was lame as fuck he didn't add anything beyond saying "Legal Mindset" again

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Tonight’s theme.
Nick is a slave to the powder. That giant nose was BUILT FOR BIG COLOMBIAN COCAINE

 

[Sharpeteer]

I'm still behind, but I saw the screenshot of him. Nice to see he looks worse than ever, and that he's still the biggest retard in the room, counting the present corner demon. He really can never escape.

 

[LOGOS and Lolz]

Bro looks like he's in a hostage situation.

Maybe he decided to get a lawyer afterall and he was standing off to the side?

 

[SusanHassle]

Anyone have any pics of the first time the dog was shown? I thought the wife got a puppy one and I'm kinda remembering that it wasn't that much smaller than the current size shown and I thought dogs and cats 'grow up' fast. What's an adult frenchie supposed to look like, size wise? I'm wondering if it's malnutrition...just like his current two boys (they're small as fuck for kids who are supposedly also doing sports)

Edit to add: Posted a few days later without the shirt

 

[Lokenstien]

its booze. its just 100 percent booze. were not doing the ethan ralph shit again where a dedicated team of spergs watch to microanalyze for months or years of hours of dead air shit to confirm "oh the alkie retard is still an alkie retard and is drunk af" its booze. its 100 percent drank. anyone who says otherwise is wrong and gay and i hope they die and i hope their families die. its booze. were not retarded. we dont have to play the "but how do you reaaaaalllly know" because fuck you thats how nigga, youre a fucking drunk and you always fucking will be.

You can tell it's booze because he starts getting redder, gets more smiley and pulls out the long form "jokes" by the end of the stream. He cut the stream short probably because he got the head spins from drinking caffeinated vodka from a rehab can.

 

[MeltyTW]

Learn some grammar and punctuation though, weetard.

no.

• Nick could be standing up because he's going to try to blame his pill stream behavior on narcolepsy in court. (ie I'm soow narcoleptic your honor I have to stweam standing up...)

hes standing up becauses a faggot with a sore bum.

"crisis or whatever you want to call it"

oh since we have permission to label it as we please i vote we call it "the time the degenerate neglectful balding piece of shit known as nick rekieta was too busy being fucked up the ass and doing drugs as his kids slowly rotted and starved and nick should be sentenced to the death penalty and hanged by the neck until dead by the judge" im glad he agrees with that and wholeheartedly cosigns it and all the sentiments therein

 

[Keystone]

Being able to see more of him with this new setup means being able to see cocaine powder stains in places we previously couldn't.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The way he giggled about “drinking too much on stream,” with his “Ain’t I a stinker?” grin, made me want to bash his face in with a shovel. Your kids got yanked out of the only home they’ve ever known, you sick piece of shit.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Okay I'm retarded and autistic can someone explain to me how the bags under his eyes just seemingly come out of nowhere because it feels demonic. SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLY4D2ceAvY

Left is at 3:28 (no bags) Right is at 3:40. The transformation happens at 4:36 it's just when he reaches to grab his precious non alcoholic soda can. I think if you grabbed that can he'd transform like Bilbo Baggins in LOTR.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I said over two years ago that exactly this was going to happen and I wasn't even anticipating the police involvement. Nick's degeneracy and increasingly publicly disgusting and repulsive behavior was eventually going to get back to the kids and they'd suffer for it.

People said I was crazy.

Nick didn't give a fuck and around that point also claimed people were saying he beat his kids, which nobody had, but I now suspect either he or Kayla in fact did.

Have tou considered that this was perhaps a church rumour, and Nick was talking about them--not the Farms?

It might explain the 'theories' he has mentioned that NOT A SOUL on the Farms propagated Or he is just a liar...

A little side quest but I stumbled across this
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Is this information incorrect ?
I thought he worked at wells fargo until 2015

https://archive.ph/fhEhA

https://archive.is/k2wZI

Edit
Op might have wrong info https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18539023

I thought his story was he worked there for 1 or 2 years before going into Thrivent. Don't quote me on that, but my recollection's that he was a branch banker and only for a brief period (not a basic bank teller, but a banker with a desk who'd help with more intermediate banking transactions; they only get a couple days of training). Definitely not a decade or so.


And proper drug addicts like YMS pop caffeine pills.

I might be retarded and I might not be able to read correctly, but I was reading the op and this history seems a little off which is why I brought it up.
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The timeline in the OP was based off a Nick clip (also in the OP) where Nick said it took him '7 years' to get away from WF when he graduated law school. Granted Nick could have done the maths wrong...

Also, I have started to make updates to the OP and collect sources to document the latest happenings. PLEASE do DM me if you see any errors.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

the bags under his eyes just seemingly come out of nowhere

Smiling emphasizes eye bags. It’s not magic.