Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mr.Bucket]

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So we all agree there's whiskey in that can right?

Jesus being under super bright lights was not a smart move. Look how much that damn hair is thinning.

 

[Manimal House]

seemingly come out of nowhere because it feels demonic.

Could just be squinting a certain way but still possible. After all, he did come back on 6/6/24(6).

 

[Kulee Baba]

Smiling emphasizes eye bags. It’s not magic.

They're still creepy and I know my face doesn't contort like that while smiling. It's accentuated by that tongue looks like a perverted uncle.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

They're still creepy and I know my face doesn't contort like that while smiling. It's accentuated by that tongue looks like a perverted uncle.

People have different faces. Nick has bad eye bags. So does his wife and so do billions of others. Just be glad you don’t.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Minnesota Court website duplicated the speeding charge, and notified that today they informed DPS about the conviction. New case number 34-VB-24-522; old 34-VB-23-781
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That fucking retard lol I hope this comes up to bite him in the ass even more

This Stallyn19 guy on youtube has been cranking out clips.

Oh I'm sure that's totally an energy drink and not alcohol in that bottle. He really thinks he's being clever about it too.

I for one welcome Balldo's drinking can as the newest prop for his streams. May it forever be filled with an ambiguous liquid that he can take a swig from.

He's quite the 'alcanholic'

Jesus being under super bright lights was not a smart move. Look how much that damn hair is thinning.

Both of them probably drinking too much extra drowsy cough syrup for different reasons.

 

[Sharpeteer]

This man is barely alive. Just put him out of our misery already.

 

[Sammich]

Is the Killstream usually good? I've never really watched but this wasn't bad at all.

Unpopular opinion here, but yeah, Ralph seems to be back in his groove. If he's covering stuff you are interested in, he's pretty good now.

 

[MeltyTW]

Unpopular opinion here, but yeah, Ralph seems to be back in his groove. If he's covering stuff you are interested in, he's pretty good now.

ralph is at his best when he spitefully attacks people and now hes energized against jim, vtubers, josh. etc

 

[BathTubShine]

Cheers Balldo! Your boring sober streams will be a great success for your career!
just keep on sipping alcohol from that rehab can and quit the stream abruptly every time when the buzz hits.
I'm sure the Locals cult will buy it as a legit technical issue for atleast next two years, even if you do it every stream.

Nice to hear that you truly believe the government set you up. Please. please, please fight this in the court so we can all see you and Barnes go full schizo on the court about government conspiracy against a poor little alcoholic junkie "freedom fighter".

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Is it just me or he has lost even more weight and looks more malnourished than in the Coom Stream and jail photos?
I bet you he has an ounce of coke on him right this moment.

 

[Sharpeteer]

This was quite the lackluster sequel to the cokestream.

Overall, 4 out of 10, would not stay up all night.

 

[Anticipointment]

The timeline in the OP was based off a Nick clip (also in the OP) where Nick said it took him '7 years' to get away from WF when he graduated law school. Granted Nick could have done the maths wrong...

Also, I have started to make updates to the OP and collect sources to document the latest happenings. PLEASE do DM me if you see any errors.

Won’t archive (possibly because needs an account to view, idk) but Nick’s LinkedIn shows the same as @Artificial Stupidity posted, that Nick worked for Wells Fargo from Jan. 06 to Feb. 07.

Spoiler: Screenshots

 

[Chazzed Up]

This was quite the lackluster sequel to the cokestream.

Overall, 4 out of 10, would not stay up all night.

I didn't even bother to watch, I'll wait for the casino to cover it. I don't trust Ralph to make things entertaining and I definitely don't trust Nick to.

 

[Evilronald]

>WTF DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN MY TOTALLY NOT BULLSHIT STORY ABOUT THE GOVERMENT FRAMMING ME! YOU MUST BE A FUCKING GOVERMENT BOOTLICKER
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It wasn’t just the government: those cucks at Law And Crime and Dan Abrams planted the coke and set him up with his enemies in the district court and DA’s office! Everyone is against Nick right now and this is just the beginning of his redemption arc where he defeats them all and shows us weak-minded Internet people how we’ve been lied to by the government and the mainstream media.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I didn't even bother to watch, I'll wait for the casino to cover it. I don't trust Ralph to make things entertaining and I definitely don't trust Nick to.

In my opinion, you really didn't miss anything.

He says so much while saying a whole lot of nothing. I've literally had more fun doing yard work, at least that's productive.

 

[Red flaming panda]

It wasn’t just the government: those cucks at Law And Crime and Dan Abrams planted the coke and set him up with his enemies in the district court and DA’s office! Everyone is against Nick right now and this is just the beginning of his redemption arc where he defeats them all and shows us weak-minded Internet people how we’ve been lied to by the government and the mainstream media.

You joke, but he might actually believe this.

 

[PhoBingas]

@PhoBingas do us a solid fam.

Saw this about 5 hours too late, sorry man. Plus, I'm not sure if my new interim PC can handle streaming, but if he fires something up again and I'm not at the moose factory, I can give it a shot.
*Typo edit

 

[Heed Not]

I didn't even bother to watch, I'll wait for the casino to cover it. I don't trust Ralph to make things entertaining and I definitely don't trust Nick to.

It's literally an hour or more of dindu nuffin and Nick trying (and failing) to be funny. I'm just going to wait for the bodycam footage because the stream was so boring and devoid of substance that neither Josh nor the Casino could make me want to listen to any of it a a second time.

 

[Cereal Experiments Grain]

The stream was pretty lame and safe for him. I wish he would embrace the bullshit and do something fun. With each stream he could drink his grown up juice from a different opaque container. One night it could be a flower pot, the next a paint can. Why not get creative with it if you're just gonna be an unrepentant ass?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

The stream was pretty lame and safe for him. I wish he would embrace the bullshit and do something fun. With each stream he could drink his grown up juice from a different opaque container. One night it could be a flower pot, the next a paint can. Why not get creative with it if you're just gonna be an unrepentant ass?

I hope he keeps doing it standing. I wanna see him stumble around drunk.