Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[sheepworldvizor]

fr I wish every country taught migrants this basic shit. It’s disgusting veering into one of their ghettos and seeing an instant increase in street trash.

Migrationsverket (migration services in Sweden, basically) have to actually hold courses for these immigrants on how to flush a toilet, board a bus, work a light switch, etc. I wish I was joking.

 

[Peaches Demure]

fr I wish every country taught migrants this basic shit. It’s disgusting veering into one of their ghettos and seeing an instant increase in street trash.

Well, despite valiant efforts on the behalf of our government, let's say, it hasn't worked out so well for us. There was a case in equal parts hilarious and tragic in the 90's that (supposedly) propelled authorities to make this effort: one of these, um, people put actual firewood in an electric stove and set fire to it.

I don't want to think about how they're handling food, because then I wouldn't be able to eat anywhere ever again.

 

[Peaches Demure]

A Spanish troon has the type of stinkditch surgery where they use a piece of the colon to make a supah-deep and supposedly self-lubricating totes real pussy, and he's very disappointed that the method did not live up to his expectations:



No picture of the 'ditch, unfortunately. But in usual fashion, other troons are immediately chastising him for "trying to scare other stunning and brave pholx out of colovaginoplasty" because his results did not live up his expectations:

"Your doctor is inexperienced".

It's always fun to see troons immediately turning on each other when one of them steps out of line and voices their displeasure and shattered expectations. You cannot say, or even hint, that SRS isn't always the magic cure that these people need. If you do, you're an apostate that will be excommunicated pronto.

Not even fucking scientologists are this unforgiving and vicious toward drop-outs. It's really amazing to watch.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Transgender_Surgeries/comments/1d9gz7h/comment/l7dsgyh/

 

[Fapcop]

Honestly, experiences like these should be farmed for horror movies. For the TLDR, here’s a couple highlights:

“The good news: My bottom dysphoria is gone!”

Yeah, so is your “clitoris”, your penis, your kidneys, your urethra, your ability to pee and your ability to ever live without an ER nearby.

#justtransthings

 

[400x400]

woke up with no penis

This part always makes me think about trannies and their 'ghost' stories.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Every starbucks has a pooner now. I feel less disgusted by them than the troons. For some reason the troons don't last as long.

I'm sure you're aware, but the reason is that Starbucks offers health insurance for fast food-level employment, and its insurance is famous for covering gender surgeries.

Thus Starbucks maintains its own standing army of blue-haired Jem'Hadar, made up of the trans off of their parents' insurance who've racked their brains and can't figure out how they might be disabled.

 

[doodoocaca]

Thus Starbucks maintains its own standing army of blue-haired Jem'Hadar, made up of the trans off of their parents' insurance who've racked their brains and can't figure out how they might be disabled.

Holy fucking shit this made my night lmao

 

[Safir]

Given the choice between pooner and troon, I'd pick the trooner, if only because women seem cleaner and I've yet to see rot dog to be fondled.

If I absolutely had to pick between either making me a sandwich where I can see it, I'd pick the troon. Pooners, nonbinaries, demibois etc look horrifically dirty to me, worse than hobos. Look at the two specimens here. Maybe it's because I'm female, or maybe it's because they're female and testosterone works on them, turning them into horror goblins (whereas troons stay their hulking male selves), but there's just something primal about pooners which screams GET AWAY NOW or you'll get infected and mutated.

Now, where I can't see it, picking between a drink a troon coomed into and a drink a pooner peed into standing up... I'd buy a sealed can of soda and get the fuck out.

(And pooners don't just fondle rotdogs, they nurse them and sing them lullabies. Look through the highlights.)

 

[Aunt Carol]

Now, where I can't see it, picking between a drink a troon coomed into and a drink a pooner peed into standing up... I'd buy a sealed can of soda and get the fuck out.

I had a theyFAB phlebotomist draw from me, but she did wear gloves. She didn't seem to have done anything besides get a bad haircut... and buy a "THEY/THEM" badge buddy made out of sparkly purple acrylic.

 

[PandaChai]

phlebotomist

Didn't have my reading glasses on and read that as "phrenologist" initially. I knew trannies were into junk science, but not that kind of junk.

 

[Hepativore]

I had a theyFAB phlebotomist draw from me, but she did wear gloves. She didn't seem to have done anything besides get a bad haircut... and buy a "THEY/THEM" badge buddy made out of sparkly purple acrylic.

I swear, pooners seem like they lean heavily into the Lisa Frank girly-girl aesthetic despite themselves.

I bet she has a backpack with a unicorn or cartoon heart patch as well...

 

[GloriousScarf]

This guy's ditch is infested with bacteria uh oh.

I am wondering if anyone ever had resistant e coli and klebsielle in their neovagina? I am inflamed for 4 months I took 5 kinds of antibiotics the symptoms keep coming back I am all hopeless. Sometes my UTI gets better but them the end of my neovagina hurt a lot. i also get thick dead skin cells i can clean out of my neovagina. I got tested for non 16 or 18 other high risk hpv but three doctors told me I can not have such symptoms from that. My whole genitalia hurts, I also have pelvic pain I am worried that my skin lined neovagina has been destroyed.

 

[Positron]

resistant e coli and klebsielle in their neovagina?

Modern medicine is creating laboratories of bacterial resistance in the form of stinkditches. The practice should be outlawed for this reason alone.

 

[thefreshmaker]

This guy's ditch is infested with bacteria uh oh.

Would probably improve his health to fill it and seal it with silicone.

 

[bouquetnine]

Modern medicine is creating laboratories of bacterial resistance in the form of stinkditches. The practice should be outlawed for this reason alone.

The year is 2034. A mutant strain of staphylococcus bacteria has wiped out 90% of the population. Patient zero was a transgender woman by the name of Twinklebuttercup. During her hospital stay her infection spread to the hospital staff workers. It laid dormant for some time while the hospital workers went on a dance tour around the world. Once people started to develop symptoms it was too late.

 

[klarine]

Pain from the pelvis probably means the infecction is close to his bladder, next step is the kidneys! Keep it up troon!

 

[Lady Farishta]

The year is 2034. A mutant strain of staphylococcus bacteria has wiped out 90% of the population. Patient zero was a transgender woman by the name of Twinklebuttercup. During her hospital stay her infection spread to the hospital staff workers. It laid dormant for some time while the hospital workers went on a dance tour around the world. Once people started to develop symptoms it was too late.

Please write this book. I wanna read it.

 

[Bluefeet]

Please write this book. I wanna read it.

There's a German show Helgoland 513, where in the final episode they reveal patient zero, 'Eve'. I'll let you guess how it shakes out.
(Good show btw)

 

[Conspiracy Mawile]

This guy's ditch is infested with bacteria uh oh.

Would "neovaginal removal" be the actual best standard of practice for this kind of ailment? Considering it's chronically inflamed and infected with antibiotica-resistent e coli strains whatnot horrors. And how do you close that kind of wound, after having a neovagina for ten years?

 

[Safir]

I hate saying this but IQ is a tricky subject. The turbolibs are partially right that IQ is very biased towards Western expectations. A white person with an IQ of 69 has so many other comorbidities that they are a danger to others around them. A dog with an IQ of 20 can be healthy and helpful to its owners.

I love saying it -- this, yes. IQ is "how fit are you to survive in the modern world". We civilized people take for granted familiarity with abstract pictures, page or task numbers, etc. Here's a good example:

(ignore the stupidass comment at the bottom)
The meme goes, Western women fail this task. I don't know about that, but it's a task "uncivilized" natives are likely to fail, they can't imagine this drawing representing a physical bottle. They might even have a pictorial written language and their own signs for bottles and pouring, but this one is a foreign language they don't understand. But of course both Western women and uncivilized natives know how actual IRL bottles work!

"Low IQ" natives aren't well-adapted to modernity and might never become adapted during their lifetime if they're forced or convinced to migrate. They're technically retarded. They're technically retarded. But they don't have broken brains or anything. Meanwhile, low IQ "civilized" people may not have the brainpower for empathy, as in the famous copypasta.

Similarly, a 69 IQ African won't know how to balance his checkbook and save for retirement, but he might know how to feed himself and others.

About that... a lot of Africans (disclaimer: thousands of cultures, blah blah) are notoriously bad at feeding themselves and others because of shitty cultural pressure; an African who rises above his "place in society" may get swarmed with demands for gibs from literally everyone until he's back where he started and doesn't have anything to show for his hard work.