Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Midnight Energy Drink]

What a boring Failure to Perform: Act III.

 

[NostalgicJam]

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Whatcha doin' there?

PoV: You're a line of coke about to get snorted into this fuckin gonzo sized schnozer

Edit: Damn i was late, props to who made the joke first.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Minnesota Court website duplicated the speeding charge, and notified that today they informed DPS about the conviction. New case number 34-VB-24-522; old 34-VB-23-781

Thought this said they informed DSP and just the idea that the courts know of DSP and how he doesn't care for rekieta so they send this to him to mock and laugh at rekieta had me giggling.

Not gonna go through nicks videos, or the thread to see if someone posted it, but I specifically remember a story where nick told a story of how he beat a speeding ticket but just not affirming the speed, and saying it was weird cause he had cruise control on, and the cop let him off with a warning. Then nick straight up admitted, that it was weird because his cruise control was set at 78, which was probably 18 over the limit.

What happened nick? You used to be slick, now you just suck.

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm sure this was probably posted when it happened, but is this nigga for real?

Yeah, that is his actual license plate.

I bet the pigs were very amused.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I was glad to see he’s still dependent on energy drinks, as those combined with cocaine can lead to a massive heart attack.

It’s FUNNY to be enslaved to beverages and powders, guys!

 

[newuser131]

Confirmed interview with Ralph

it would be so delicious if ralph ambushed rekeita with godwinson and go guns blazing with cuck accusations. as revenge for the sharting laugh. this will not redeem ralph but it would be an entertaining heel turn.

 

[Chongqing]

uh oh, corner demon
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You can see in this picture how his eyelid is still a little bit bruised.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

just in case it got missed here is potentially criminal stream sniping nick. I would mark late n ghey but I'm not Nick. please just laugh at me and not give me the late reaction.

https://potentiallycriminal.locals.com/

also sub to a actual practicing lawyer

 

[Phillip Green]

Look, I say this as a middle aged man in a similarly challenging follicular situation as our boy Nick, but the last thing he needs, aside from, you know, everything else, is to be on-camera looking like he dunked his increasingly sparse hair in fry-oil. You're not pulling off some kind of cool greaser hairstyle my dude, you're just greasy.

Bathe, you wetbrained cokehead! Shampoo what remaining hair you have. You only need to leave the bullet and bourbon on the counter for a few minutes. You can do it. I believe in you!

And, for God's sake, get a haircut. Keeping that combover short is the only chance you've got to preserve any dignity at all...

 

[AnOminous]

The way he giggled about “drinking too much on stream,” with his “Ain’t I a stinker?” grin, made me want to bash his face in with a shovel. Your kids got yanked out of the only home they’ve ever known, you sick piece of shit.

But it's so FUNNY and WEIRD when you're so out of control on drugs and booze the state has to intervene and remove your kids! Don't you prudes have a sense of humor?

 

[FuhrerMustang]

At least he's getting rid of that awful liquor bottle painting.

 

[AnOminous]

Bathe, you wetbrained cokehead! Shampoo what remaining hair you have. You only need to leave the bullet and bourbon on the counter for a few minutes. You can do it. I believe in you!

He's probably terrified that even more clumps of hair end up in the shower drain every time he shampoos, the balding faggot.

 

[daffodils]

- The stream ended abruptly at 90 minutes. ( My guess is that he no longer has the unlimited stream time anymore. Normal users have hard limits on the length of time they can stream on the platform)

https://support.locals.com/en/article/what-are-tiers-and-what-does-upgrading-my-community-plan-entail-q1555u/

Locals tiers:

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Basic Tier - 0-49 Supporters
Starter Tier - 50-499 Supporters
Pro Tier - 500+ Supporters

Streaming limits:

Max time allowed for each live stream started.

Basic - 00:30:00
Starter - 02:00:00
Pro - 03:00:00

The time limits don't match the 90 minute length, but maybe the support page isn't up-to-date. They don't say if you get downgraded when you lose subscribers either.

Was Nick streaming in 1080p?

Highest level of video quality streamed to users.

Basic - 720p
Starter - 720p
Pro - 1080p

Note: Basic communities will only support 144p, 240p and 720p quality. Quality will be shown to the users depending on their internet speed for all tiers.

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

At least he's getting rid of that awful liquor bottle painting.

It's probably still in the goon cave. He couldn't be arsed to bring the whole set in his new location, so I'm assuming he's planning to return as soon as he thinks the cops aren't watching his streams any more.

 

[LOGOS and Lolz]

So the mystery of the black eye was solved...

I totally believe his story 100%.

 

[Keystone]

I was glad to see he’s still dependent on energy drinks, as those combined with cocaine can lead to a massive heart attack.

It’s FUNNY to be enslaved to beverages and powders, guys!

Good thing that energy drink can wasn't filled with energy drink then.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Anyone got a link for his return stream?
I'm watching Ralph snipe thanks @Jump.
Is this the full stream though?

 

[World in Scarlet]

Having reflections of your monitors in plain view is a great idea for improv content, especially with the locals chat being visible.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Love him or hate him, Turkey Tom has spoken.

He gives the Farms ample credit.

Pretty good primer. I'm guessing he was rushing to get it out as soon as possible, so in that regard it's good editing for a 40 minute video. Disappointed he left out any discussion about Montograph, because that's crucial context to understand why the nightmare stream was as bad as it was and was a huge part of his decline. Also left out things like the shower convo and his feud with Eric July, but overall it'll appease the normies who vaguely know who he is and haven't kept up with his recent developments.

 

[LOGOS and Lolz]

I was glad to see he’s still dependent on energy drinks, as those combined with cocaine can lead to a massive heart attack.

Spoilers! He might be reading. Wouldn't want to ruin the surprise.