Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Balldo's Gate]

There was no fucking point to this. All he did was bitch about da haters, talk about bullshit no one cares about, and restated his pervious statements.

He's already back to normal!

Suddenly, Nick spouting off about "Never even QUESTIONED for DUI " & how "No one 'sees me drive'", in the direct messages with Yellow Flash, make a lot more sense. Nick wanted to preemptively deny it before it came to light, I guess:

The first speeding ticket was known for a year. The second speeding ticket was 4mph higher in the exact same location (he may have been going different directions, not sure) and was in the early evening instead of the morning, Oh, and he didn't have his license, insurance, or tags, but that's not anything to do with his actual driving.

bro when i made that "what if the 16 year old bought the coke" post it was meant to be a joke

@FROG is now suggesting it as a real possibility in his "blame the kids" routine.

The drugs and associated paraphernalia were found in the master bedroom. It's not worth debunking beyond that.

 

[Turbo Hornbag Hervez]

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Here's a question. I know @Null is saying that Nick speaks different to how he did before and he's damaged his brain.

Looking at his face here, does anyone else think he may have had a stroke at some point? The right side of his face appears to be sagged.

(I'm sorry for being a high res phone poster, Josh.)

He looks more and more like Denis O’Hare as he deteriorates. Denis has a smaller nose than Balldo though

 

[The Mad Asshatter]

@FROG is now suggesting it as a real possibility in his "blame the kids" routine.

The drugs and associated paraphernalia were found in the master bedroom. It's not worth debunking beyond that.

Also, I think his streams and the state of mind he was in while streaming (along with the routine of leaving for 10 minutes at a time to "go to the bathroom") is also evidence enough to debunk this argument. The guy was a poly-substance abuser, there's no denying that. His weight loss in and of itself and how quickly it happened also add to that arguement.

 

[CoomerTine]

Nick calling other people bootlickers when he talked to the cops lol

 

[Scan_Lines]

I mean it's possible, but it will be hard to tell until he's been sober for some time (if that's even possible for him) since the sagging could be a result of intoxication and muscle relaxation. It's definitely not outside of the realm of possibilities, but chronic substance abuse like that has such an impact on someone's appearance that it's sometimes hard to tell if it's something medical or a result of long-term substance abuse.

Does substance abuse lead to one sided facial sag though because that's what I'm seeing.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

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Here's a question. I know @Null is saying that Nick speaks different to how he did before and he's damaged his brain.

Looking at his face here, does anyone else think he may have had a stroke at some point? The right side of his face appears to be sagged.

(I'm sorry for being a high res phone poster, Josh.)

He used AI filters before in a stream with Dax/ Juju fairly recently. Most likely he’s using that to appear less fucked up. I think he’s choosing his camera angles and filters more selectively now.

He’s standing rather than sitting because it likely allows better angles rather than him hunching over a desk or sinking into a chair when tipsy or high. He’d going to play up the narcolepsy as well.

 

[CoomerTine]

Nick can’t neglect his kids anymore so he’s turned that energy to his dog

 

[Captain Manning]

@FROG is now suggesting it as a real possibility in his "blame the kids" routine.

The drugs and associated paraphernalia were found in the master bedroom. It's not worth debunking beyond that.

Incidentally, I found it highly amusing @FROG did not get a shout out during Nick's sermon to the Balldo cult.

Either FROG's cope is too ridiculous for even Nick (which is saying a lot, considering he's listening to Barnes), or he hasn't seen any of FROG's 800 hour long Trashcasts.

FROG's streams might be more insufferable to listen to than Daxipad's at this point.

 

[Chongqing]

Nick is back on Locals

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I'm glad he's trying out a sober hobby.

I hope he likes it.

 

[Nobusuke Kishi]

> I tripped over a dog toy while blackout drunk, but the accident had nothing to do with being drunk.
What a weird cope.
Firstly, how does he remember so clearly, secondly alcohol severely affects the ability to notice toys and to recover from tripping/to catch oneself. I don't think I've ever heard someone claim they fell while intoxicated but not due to being intoxicated.

Does Nick faceplant on the regular while sober?

Also he had the black eye in a locals stream right before the arrest. I didn't see it, but you think he would have mentioned tripping on the dog toy when in between your youtube stream and your locals stream you suddenly have a giant black eye.

 

[Harm]

Nick is back on Locals

One upside of losing your 5 children to CPS: It's easier to paint a family of 2 rather than a family of 7.

 

[Chibitzen]

It's amazing how little his supporters and orbiters have seemed to pick up on just how nasty of an individual Nick is at the core. Last night's stream was so much about directing his narcissistic rage at others daring to speculate on a very public LEGAL MATTER with publicly available information. Are they not aware they'd be on the same list if they dared to come to the "wrong" conclusions? At this point, I'm convinced it's a choice that they're overlooking this pattern.

Simply because according to Nick, they can't get the truth from anywhere but him. Even the courts are misinformed! Those silly courts and their fumbling of the evidence. Even though objectively it's been proven he's a liar and continues to lie, we must ignore all other indicators to the latter before we can even get close to the truth...!

"I can't say anything right now! Those evil courts! But stay tuned for more!1! Hre's my new new new new new schedule"... Hasn't it always been like this???

"I wish I could say something right now, but I really can't!". He had blue balled his audience for years from everything to self-perpetuating personal drama, to show changes, to not providing critical basic information about what is really happening with his channels. He's more than happy to use his audience and those around him as his sad Youtuber therapy group, but it's OK if he falls short on the details and accountability. He has the solution, folks!

Now he's going to blueball them about a situation entirely of his own making just so he can keep the money rolling in while he fingerfucks around the facts. Brilliant.

There's always only one side of the story people aren't able to get if one simply refuses to enlighten others on their version of the facts. Otherwise, it's easily claimed "You're misinformed! But I'm so busy I can't get into why! *ssiiip*" Riight...

Grifters, keep grifting.

 

[Nobusuke Kishi]

Either FROG's cope is too ridiculous for even Nick (which is saying a lot, considering he's listening to Barnes), or he hasn't seen any of FROG's 800 hour long Trashcasts.

I don't think Nick is at the point where he wants to start throwing his own kids under the bus. It is a bad legal strategy and I don't think he's desperate enough yet.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Also he had the black eye in a locals stream right before the arrest. I didn't see it, but you think he would have mentioned tripping on the dog toy when in between your youtube stream and your locals stream you suddenly have a giant black eye.

He took his time before the stream to likely get his story straight and try to discredit the minor details he could. The dog thing was because there was no mention of Pets in the police report.

 

[Scan_Lines]

He used AI filters before in a stream with Dax/ Juju fairly recently. Most likely he’s using that to appear less fucked up. I think he’s choosing his camera angles and filters more selectively now.

He’s standing rather than sitting because it likely allows better angles rather than him hunching over a desk or sinking into a chair when tipsy or high. He’d going to play up the narcolepsy as well.

Standing probably allows both women to get under there.

Somethings happened to the basement set up though. Why does he need to be elsewhere really. It's not a change for the better, the audio quality was awful.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I’ll admit I was probably the first person to allege that I thought he let his dog die or his pets. I’m wrong (unless schizophrenic theory that he bought a dog to throw people off is correct, but probably no).
I think the dog thing is mostly something to discredit the thread because it was me theorizing because there was no mention of the dog in the police report. Nick’s going to cling to that minor detail rather than acknowledge that Kayla is rail thin as well.

It was to discredit Aaron because Aaron brought it up. It was pretty clear who he was seething at at various times. Aaron may have brought it up because of the thread though.

I don't think it was crazy speculation that the dog was gone, given away, whatever, because it wasn't mentioned in any of the documents we have seen publicly, and it was apparently being kept in exactly the area where they were doing drugs.

I don’t know why he wouldn’t give the kids the dog though. You’d think the kids would want their dog during a time like this.

According to Aaron it was left in the master bathroom. And then when Nick went to get the dog, he said it was in the bathroom. What a surprise. Who knows how much time the kids actually spent with the dog.

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

Nick is back on Locals

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[Captain Manning]

I don't think Nick is at the point where he wants to start throwing his own kids under the bus. It is a bad legal strategy and I don't think he's desperate enough yet.

You would think, but nothing would surprise me at this point. I think if he gets desperate enough, he'll try just about any defense in the hopes it sticks.

 

[MosBodacious]

- If you believe there was 26 grams of coke in my house... you might be a bootlicking faggot.

- If you were up late at night and saw cocaine residue on my nose... you might be a bootlicking faggot.

- If you say my own sister in law reported the condition of my children's wellbeing to the authorities... you might be a bootlicking faggot.

- If you believe I invited another married couple into my home to wife swap and do drugs with... you might be a bootlicking faggot.

- If you've been blocked by Barnes Law on X... you might be a bootlicking faggot.

- If you say you need to see the body cam footage of my arrest because you don't believe that I wasn't living in a filthy den of debauchery... you might be a bootlicking faggot.

- If you think I'm alcoholic... you might be a bootlicking faggot.

- If you think I have erectile disfunction of any kind... you might be a bootlicking faggot.

- If you claim to have fucked my wife harder and longer than I ever could, while making snow angels... you might be a bootlicking faggot.

- If you've ever found yourself making a Balldo joke at my expense... you might be a bootlicking faggot.

- If you believe my kids were noticeably filthy and hungry to multiple concerned parties... you might be a bootlicking faggot.

- If you believe I followed escorts on social media and had sex with them... you might be a bootlicking faggot.

- If you've ever thought that Dax Herrera aka Juju the cow likes to get fucked in the ass while dressed like a cow... you might be a bootlicking faggot.
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Wow! Nick's comedy routine is really picking up speed!

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Am I retarded? Why does he keep saying that pugs are "God's mistake?" Are they not the result of human dog breeding practices? What a psychotic thing to use as a slight towards God.

A family member of mine has a pug and I always affectionally called it an affront to god and a monument to mans hubris. God had nothing to do with the creation of pugs. I still love them though.