Turkey Tom Thread

[TVB]

I used to think Turkey Tom was a Mutt now I realize that he is just ugly hes ugly in a traditional sense where he just looks bad.

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Also he should keep his face shaved and cut his hair.

He looks like he hasn't taken a shower as of yet. Plus, I'm one of the many people to predict that he's going to troon out pretty soon

 

[Fosteryou]

Turkey Tom: so cringe look at the thumbnails listen to his voice, I heard somewhere he cohorts with Null and that's a big reason for me kinda thinking Kiwifarms is lame, just by association. He also sells plushies and has this stupid cartoon youtuber avatar and makes gay ass videos.

 

[hog cranking frog]

Thank you Turkey Tom for making wife friendly content so I can talk lolcow drama with my barely online spouse now.

 

[barbie meat]

In Tom's recent video about In Praise of Shadows (the second one, the "apology" video) he made an oopsie and accidentally called Keffals a guy. This, to me, is more significant than Mutahar's accidental "he"-ing of Lucas, because it's not just a slip of the tongue, it shows he really does think of Lucas as a man. And I think that's neat.

Also, sorry if I'm a retard and I missed something already discussed upthread, but when did Tom disavow the Farms? Is that why he hasn't come on here in so long? I thought maybe he got locked out in the great password resettening.

 

[dezazlop]

In Tom's recent video about In Praise of Shadows (the second one, the "apology" video) he made an oopsie and accidentally called Keffals a guy.

He cucks out to youtube, he probably knows that if his channels end up being put under YT moderation eyes they will get folded.

In the video about danny gonzales apology he says that "it is frustrating that youtube cracks down" on saying nigger, which is always funny to me, because how is it frustrating? Nobody forces people to not say it, and monetization on youtube has always been a privilege that they can pick and choose who is eligible to it. That is not frustrating, that is accepting the deal that youtube, a company made to make money, mind you, very generously offers college dropouts like tom.

Its not Susan's fault that Tom's viewerbase is made up of children that wont support his channel through means other than youtube views, and it is also somehow a great injustice that he "must" censor himself to get the easy money big corpos give to people under their own conditions.

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

In the video about danny gonzales apology he says that "it is frustrating that youtube cracks down" on saying nigger, which is always funny to me, because how is it frustrating? Nobody forces people to not say it, and monetization on youtube has always been a privilege that they can pick and choose who is eligible to it. That is not frustrating, that is accepting the deal that youtube, a company made to make money, mind you, very generously offers college dropouts like tom.

 

[Random Internet Person]

So James Simerson may still be alive.

 

[Poops]

Also, sorry if I'm a retard and I missed something already discussed upthread, but when did Tom disavow the Farms? Is that why he hasn't come on here in so long? I thought maybe he got locked out in the great password resettening.

I highly doubt it, he did that BossmanJack video like a month ago when the thread was at its peak, and a KingCobra video 2 weeks ago.
He probably isn't very public on this site because I think he's been slowly transitioning to Youtube shill-mode. Or because half the userbase on here hates him for reasons I still can't understand.

 

[urr13 account]

In the video about danny gonzales apology he says that "it is frustrating that youtube cracks down" on saying nigger, which is always funny to me,

I think he just means that obviously in an ideal world you'd be able to say nigger all the time, even if you understand its part of the 'deal' to stay on the platform and get that sweet ad-revenue having to censor how you speak is still annoying.

 

[Birdie0]

I highly doubt it, he did that BossmanJack video like a month ago when the thread was at its peak, and a KingCobra video 2 weeks ago.
He probably isn't very public on this site because I think he's been slowly transitioning to Youtube shill-mode. Or because half the userbase on here hates him for reasons I still can't understand.

He’s ugly and unkempt that’s probably a major reason for the disdain. He’s also a grifter of chan culture and kiwifarms and doesn’t contribute really anything at all to either culture.

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

The inevitable Rackets vid dropped

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Tom looks like a Hungarian meth addict who all of his content is just stuff you can find on Kiwi farms and he's too afraid to say the N word
the fact that this guy is 1,000,000 subscribers shows that people are that afraid to go to the 1000 most popular form in the world

 

[Namesarehardtocomeupwith]

This guy is just a poor man kf for people either too lazy or retarded to use a web forum. I don't know if he was rushing it out or what but the Rekieta video is just regurgitating information from the posters here, with less detail and more self censorship. I've watched porn with less censorship than the Rekieta video. It wasn't even good for background noise because the constant bleeping is just grating.

 

[dezazlop]

This guy is just a poor man kf for people either too lazy or retarded to use a web forum. I don't know if he was rushing it out or what but the Rekieta video is just regurgitating information from the posters here, with less detail and more self censorship. I've watched porn with less censorship than the Rekieta video. It wasn't even good for background noise because the constant bleeping is just grating.

The Rekieta video is very rough, tom should pay some more zim packages to whoever edits his videos. Its embarrassing to see a main channel video having such poor editing. The mixing is all over the place with music playing in what seems random volumes sometimes, there are cut parts with voiceovers to correct the badly written script, and halfway it feels like half the video was recorded with a different setup that makes him sound like he recorded it 2 meters away from the mic. Some of the issues also happens in the secondary channel latest vids.

Kind of funny how anytime he has to mention the fact that the source was a KF post with "an autistic KF user" when his entire video is basically regurgitating said "autistic KF user".

 

[soulgains]

He’s ugly and unkempt that’s probably a major reason for the disdain. He’s also a grifter of chan culture and kiwifarms and doesn’t contribute really anything at all to either culture.

I just hate him for the stupid fucking Gen Z/Gen Alpha-isms and "jokes", its just so grating. That and the Destiny ballwashing.

 

[SomeSpook]

Tom should get a seat next to Destiny in the cuck corner.

 

[Poops]

This guy is just a poor man kf for people either too lazy or retarded to use a web forum. I don't know if he was rushing it out or what but the Rekieta video is just regurgitating information from the posters here, with less detail and more self censorship. I've watched porn with less censorship than the Rekieta video. It wasn't even good for background noise because the constant bleeping is just grating.

Rekieta's thread has over 5000 pages of posts. To be honest he was one of the lolcows I was very interested in getting into but struggled because of the sheer amount of content and pieces of information that are hard to scour in a thread that size.
From other lolcows he's done that I am more familiar with, he does a generally good job summarizing most notable events, and I assume this isn't very different. Yes, the purpose of his videos are to essentially condense the timeline of a lolcow to a normie audience.

I can definitely agree with the censorship and zoomer jokes being irritating to deal with. If people want his personality they can use the other channel, but I did like the straightforward nature of his main channel content. I get it's his full time job but it's getting sanitized to a frustrating degree.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

The inevitable Rackets vid dropped

Very basic rushed video littered with "hey those Kiwifarms guys are really psychotic, don't cancel me". Metokur did a surprise stream with more information and timeline of events.

 

[soulgains]

Rekieta's thread has over 5000 pages of posts. To be honest he was one of the lolcows I was very interested in getting into but struggled because of the sheer amount of content and pieces of information that are hard to scour in a thread that size.

Just watch the Metokur stream, he does a better job at summarizing it and doesnt sound like a total fag.

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

Just watch the Metokur stream, he does a better job at summarizing it and does doesnt like a total fag.

Thanks, but I would suggest removing the tracking parameter from the URL next time.