Not-E3 2024 Thread - A place to discuss the whole week's worth of video game broadcasts and announcement

Petal Runners has an excellent art style but the gameplay and story probably won't be good.
 
Coolio55 said:
Petal Runners has an excellent art style but the gameplay and story probably won't be good.
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Well the moment the protagonist was referred to as "they" I immediately decided not to look at the game. If it's just a bunch of microgames, I could play something else that's more worth my time.
 
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TheOtherOne said:
Well the moment the protagonist was referred to as "they" I immediately decided not to look at the game. If it's just a bunch of microgames, I could play something else that's more worth my time.
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Literally right after they got UFO 50 with 50 microgames and similarly good art. PWNT.
 
Coolio55 said:
Literally right after they got UFO 50 with 50 microgames and similarly good art. PWNT.
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I mean, I feel the same about that? It's not like my preferences change just because the art is good. Also it feels like it's drifting a little close to Action 52 so I see it as something to laugh at more than anything lol.
 
Thanks Synth for making me watch this shit.
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Dragon Ball Z is still weebshit.
 
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I'm beginning to realize that 80% of these streams for Summer Games Fest fall under the "gay shit" category.

I don't have any problem with that, i watch/listen to a bunch of stuff that is all kinds of gay.

My problem is that this thing is marketed as a gaming show/festival but there's maybe 3 presentations in the entire thing that aren't purely agenda driven and most of the stuff shown is aggressively shite because it was never about the actual gameplay.
 
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I wonder how many dicks YongSoy sucked to get this amount of attention. Fucking disgusting shill.

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Ken, what the fuck happened to you?
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I was looking to see if he were around any Hollywood celebrities like P.Diddle.
I totally forgot he went turbo libshit back in 2020 for the LA people. So I guess he's sucking metaphorical dick. He probably sucked trannie dick fr fr though.
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TheOtherOne said:
I mean, I feel the same about that? It's not like my preferences change just because the art is good. Also it feels like it's drifting a little close to Action 52 so I see it as something to laugh at more than anything lol.
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I don't know about you but UFO 50 looks like way more fun.
Also it's Cassette 50, not Action 52.

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Also it's really cool they made a game about having an autistic meltdown as a troon
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Damn that shit sucked. Also I'm getting really fucking tired of developers trying to gas up their mid ass game by outsourcing some flashy chink animation to misrepresent what their game even is. More budget going into bullshot cinematics and animations than the actual games. It transitions from the cinematic to literal mobile game visuals. The only thing more cancerous then anime is FAKE anime.
 
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What a garbage fucking showcase. Oh boy, I can't wait to play another french walking simulator or see niggers in ol scotland. Even the MonHun trailer was atrocious and looks floaty... in a game about weighty combat.
Yong Gay, Valorant shit going on for way too long, etc etc. I hope Geoff kills himself onstage next time if the suits tell him it's in the investors' best interests.
 
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Damn that shit sucked. Also I'm getting really fucking tired of developers trying to gas up their mid ass game by outsourcing some flashy chink animation to misrepresent what their game even is. More budget going into bullshot cinematics and animations than the actual games. It transitions from the cinematic to literal mobile game visuals. The only thing more cancerous then anime is FAKE anime.
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I hate the color vomit shit. Greens, purples, blues all over the damn place. They all do it so it's probably some bullshit they're taught in school regarding how colors can grab attention but instead of actually learning something they think that's what they're supposed to do.
Makes me want the pre-2010 doo doo brown color schemes with piss filter.
 
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That was quite possibly one of the worst showcases I have ever seen. I know Geoff said there wouldn’t be any big reveals, but there wasn’t even the tiniest crumb of anything good that came from that. Gaming is fucking dead.

Something more positive on the news, lollipop chainsaw remaster will get a release date announcement on June 13th. A small glimmer of hope.
 
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Devolver is horrible as usual. I wanted to kill myself last year when I saw their showcase with their shitty “humor”.
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And it was literally nothing. Gaming is fucking dead.

Tomorrow:
Future of Play Direct
Future Games Show

Sunday:
Xbawkz
Games show with the worst jokes/skits every year

Everything else can be completely disregarded.
 
The best thing devolver had to show was offline co-op for a game that's been out for years. Usually they've got something good to show between the garbage but not this year I guess.
 
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