Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 22.0%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 29.0%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 41 14.3%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 95 33.2%
  • Total voters
    286
I am watching KC and they are making fun of his vanity plate LAWPOPE. I thought that was a joke, but its real.
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Being an old man buying a mustang is already cringe.
But imagine buying an AUTOMATIC mustang
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Captain Manning said:
Rekieta fandom is a cult. Especially at this point.

If people don't get that by now, I don't know what else to tell them.

I think there's a slim but non zero chance this could end with multiple law enforcement agencies surrounding the "Rekieta compound," and Rekieta drunkenly preaching to his followers that the end times are upon them and they need to begin assembling by the 55 gallon drum of Flavor Aid.


Fun fact:

The next charge up, first degree possession, would be for 50 grams of coke or more. That carries with it a maximum 40 year sentence.
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Why couldn't the police have hoovered up around the place to see if they could suck up at least an extra 24g? :cunningpepe:
 
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LOGOS and Lolz said:
Say hello to my little friend!

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(What the hell is the point of this thing exactly??)



Is cocaine insanely light or something? Because 26g doesn't sound like a lot to me. Isn't that like 5 teaspoons of sugar?
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26 grams is close to an ounce. About 7.5 eight balls. An eight ball can vary from 180-280 dollars. Eight ball is 3.5 grams. The quantity he had was a lot, but I think it's below the potential to distribute charge thing, because I think you have to have an oz or more.

Also, from Aaron's mouth, apparently you use that thing to slide into the vag. Nick was probably so whiskey dicked and coked out that the only way he could "fuck" was by dipping his balls in his wife's pussy.
 
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Captain Manning said:
Rekieta fandom is a cult. Especially at this point.

If people don't get that by now, I don't know what else to tell them.

I think there's a slim but non zero chance this could end with multiple law enforcement agencies surrounding the "Rekieta compound," and Rekieta drunkenly preaching to his followers that the end times are upon them and they need to begin assembling by the 55 gallon drum of Flavor Aid.


Fun fact:

The next charge up, first degree possession, would be for 50 grams of coke or more. That carries with it a maximum 40 year sentence.
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Final Locals Stream (leaked audio).
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“How very much I’ve loved you…”
 
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tiffanytwisted said:
Man, Nick just keeps casually mentioning all the “downtime”/“spare time” he has now as if he’s totally relieved that his kids are gone and he’s just enjoying his nice, relaxing, childfree staycation.

I mean we all know he’s such a selfish piece of shit parent that this almost certainly is the case. But you’d think he’d have the common sense to at least pretend like he’s distraught and misses his children.

Guess he’s just unapologetically in his villian era now and doesn’t even care about trying to keep up the appearance of a father who gives a fuck.
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Maybe he's too busy being passive aggressive against his family (who has the kids) to think about how this looks?
 
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LOGOS and Lolz said:
But why attach it to your balls instead of your dick? And it's still limp even if it's somewhat hard.
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I think it’s kind of like a cope.

Attach it to your dick, and you basically admit total failure. You might as well get a dildo.

Attach it to the balls, and there’s a cope-lifeline there for broke dicked boomers and alkies.

“Hehe… I do it because I WANT to! I could easily fuck you with my dick, I just CHOOSE to use my balls and have my dick flop around!”
 
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LOGOS and Lolz said:
Say hello to my little friend!

View attachment 6065277

(What the hell is the point of this thing exactly??)



Is cocaine insanely light or something? Because 26g doesn't sound like a lot to me. Isn't that like 5 teaspoons of sugar?
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I'll never believe that anyone can actually use that thing without being on serious drugs. It has to be too painful to use without hardcore drugs to mask/numb the pain.
 
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