Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I like where this is heading! For good measure they should give him his guns back.

Bout time Nicky fought back against our oppressive government, with lead!

 

[MeltyTW]

I still don't understand people thinking being correct about the first statement makes the second statement true as a result.

i mean not retarded in the sense that even a retard could see the guy reeking of booze is still doing booze even if wink wink theyre wink totally wink not nudge nudge especially if he would let his kids die to get one more sip instead of just pressing the buttons to automatically solve that for him and let him continue his lifestyle bar an occasional "mildred feed the kids" or more daringly a button press to order food to the house. and especially if its only for legal reasons after already having done illegal drugs.

Bout time Nicky fought back against our oppressive government, with lead!

i think fischer would still probably kick his ass even with an ar on his side.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

It's sometimes said that smart addicts are often the hardest to get through to, their ability to create explanations, to deny and deflect is far better than a simpleton. Nick is very good at employing this sort of rhetoric in general, so that alone leads me to believe he's got a poor prognosis.

"I haven't met many alcoholics too stupid to get sober, but I've met plenty too smart to for it."

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

i mean not retarded in the sense that even a retard could see the guy reeking of booze is still doing booze even if wink wink theyre wink totally wink not nudge nudge especially if he would let his kids die to get one more sip instead of just pressing the buttons to automatically solve that for him and let him continue his lifestyle bar an occasional "mildred feed the kids" or more daringly a button press to order food to the house. and especially if its only for legal reasons after already having done illegal drugs.

i think fischer would still probably kick his ass even with an ar on his side.

Exactly why he needs to do Tony Montana amounts of coke!

 

[Chazzed Up]

These statements are actually only hurting 5 innocent lives. The fake concern for the kids and then wish harm on their father directly conflict each other. Those kids still loves their parents.

1) Nobody here has any impact on what actually happens. If Nick reads this thread and then bases his actions on what he's read here, he's a fucking retard and the blame is his anyway.

2) The only thing that can/should be done for the kids right now is their safety and well-being being prioritized by those who have the power to intervene (aka not us faggots on a drama forum). If their parents can't provide that, it doesn't matter if they love their parents, they aren't safe in their care. The kids can decide as adults how they ultimately feel about their parents. Some kids forgive but don't forget, some don't forgive or forget.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Yeah that reddit shit was too on the nose. It's making me wonder whose Alt account it is.
It's either one of Balldos washers come to run some epic 171iQ OP, another Farmer fucking around for jollies on an alt account, or an actual fucking retard.
I'm not sure which option I find the funniest tbh.

I find them both gay. The thread was moving a mile a minute. We don't need some asshole cluttering it up with a lame troll. Save the fuckery for when balldo is in jail and we have no milik.

Bout time Nicky fought back against our oppressive government, with lead!

The government is out to get him. He should flee to Mexico. In the balldo mobile.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I find them both gay. The thread was moving a mile a minute. We don't need some asshole cluttering it up with a lame troll. Save the fuckery for when balldo is in jail and we have no milik.

The government is out to get him. He should flee to Mexico. In the balldo mobile.

I had to tell you that the Balldo Mobile gave me a wonderful, from the belly, chuckle. Well done, sir.

 

[LOGOS and Lolz]

Nick is intrinsically fucked up, and really always has been. He’s above average enough that he passed the bar but frankly give anyone with an interest and $1 gorrilion and they could do the same. Even Kim Kardashian is working towards a law degree.

Not that I want to compare the lovely Andreea to Kim Kardashian, but Andreea Munteanu either has a law degree or is in the process of getting one. (She talked about her exams a few months ago or maybe last year.) It might be fun if she became a singing lawtuber, lol!

 

[Scalia OBGYN]

Can any engineers here do a test on the aerodynamics of a balldo? Is it more or less aerodynamic than Nick's garishly massive coke-schnoz

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

>Jabba the hut has sex with himself
What the fuck is he talking about?

According to the lore, Hutts - being gastropods - are hermaphrodites so technically it could be possible.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

I think Sargon wouldve won if he didnt call people white niggers. and that reminds me replace "Bootlicker" with "White Nigger" and the comparison becomes even clearer.

No. It wouldn't have mattered, eventually something edgy he had said would have been used against Sargon. Swimming around with the killstream, IBS, Gunguard, /pol/ types is a guaranteed way to end yourself later on if you try and go legit, because the entire festering pit is in a crab bucket. If you try and get out, they pull you back in. (This is not dissimilar to the entire right wing sphere, to be honest.)

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I love the idea that the 16 year old is simultaneously too lazy and incompetent to bathe and feed himself or his siblings, but carries thousands of dollars in cash and the hookups to score over 26 grams of cocaine. And lets be real here, the PURCHASED amount was certainly more than 26 grams. Thats what they had left at the time of the search.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Do forgive my astounding autism and spectacular nerdism, but the rundown I've read makes me think of what J.R.R. Tolkien wrote about desire in Lord of the Rings.
Are you ready? Here comes fantasy-aspergers such as you've never seen before:

This is my brand of autism.

Put simply, the Ring (like many vices, power, or money) is an exaggerating agent. It makes good great, but also makes bad terrible. It is a magnifying glass for the soul and character.

Nick was always like this, but never had the opportunity to act out his desires and never took the time to tame them.

Yeah that reddit shit was too on the nose. It's making me wonder whose Alt account it is.
It's either one of Balldos washers come to run some epic 171iQ OP, another Farmer fucking around for jollies on an alt account, or an actual fucking retard.
I'm not sure which option I find the funniest tbh.

I found it hilarious @Harm 's expense.

You can make the argument you miss every shot you don't take. Even dumb ones. However, he's continuing to incur significant reputational damage in taking no responsibility whatsoever for what happened. And he's doing so over an extreme longshot legal maneuver (a even bigger longshot than his appeal argument in the Quest case). Nigger didn't even talk much about his kids, and what they must be going through. It was all about him, his ego, and his insatiable need to always be right.

Like @prolapsed_cranium said earlier today, even if Nick wins in court, a lot more people now understand what a a piece of shit he is. He's not repairing that. Now he could only count on the dumbest of the dumb, and those looking to grift off him.

That is the cleverness of the grift! You can always argue that if something had or had not happened, it would be different! You were wrongly mistreated!

Can any engineers here do a test on the aerodynamics of a balldo? Is it more or less aerodynamic than Nick's garishly massive coke-schnoz

We would need measurements of the profile to start by converting those into a paramaterised equation describing the parabolic shape of the surface to calculate the basic aerodynamic properties at sub-sonic speeds.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Late I know but I just saw Nick's Netflix Comedy Special stream.

Yikes.

 

[LOGOS and Lolz]

Exactly why he needs to do Tony Montana amounts of coke!

Say hello to my little friend!



(What the hell is the point of this thing exactly??)

I love the idea that the 16 year old is simultaneously too lazy and incompetent to bathe and feed himself or his siblings, but carries thousands of dollars in cash and the hookups to score over 26 grams of cocaine. And lets be real here, the PURCHASED amount was certainly more than 26 grams. Thats what they had left at the time of the search.

Is cocaine insanely light or something? Because 26g doesn't sound like a lot to me. Isn't that like 5 teaspoons of sugar?

 

[Strix454]

(What the hell is the point of this thing exactly??)

Making sex unpleasant and painful for everyone involved.

 

[AnOminous]

(What the hell is the point of this thing exactly??)

It's for men who are utterly impotent and can't get their dick up. Why else would you need to use some bizarre cuck cage, and shove your balls in it, and then shove your balls into someone?

It's literally advertised as "your second dick that never goes limp."

It's a sex toy for impotent men. Like Nick.

 

[LOGOS and Lolz]

It's for men who are utterly impotent and can't get their dick up. Why else would you need to use some bizarre cuck cage, and shove your balls in it, and then shove your balls into someone?

It's literally advertised as "your second dick that never goes limp."

It's a sex toy for impotent men. Like Nick.

But why attach it to your balls instead of your dick? And it's still limp even if it's somewhat hard.

 

[Captain Manning]

Gives me cult vibes honestly.

Rekieta fandom is a cult. Especially at this point.

If people don't get that by now, I don't know what else to tell them.

I think there's a slim but non-zero chance this could end with multiple law enforcement agencies surrounding the "Rekieta compound," and Rekieta drunkenly preaching to his followers that the end times are upon them and they need to begin assembling by the 55 gallon drum of Flavor Aid.

It's insane.

I love the idea that the 16 year old is simultaneously too lazy and incompetent to bathe and feed himself or his siblings, but carries thousands of dollars in cash and the hookups to score over 26 grams of cocaine. And lets be real here, the PURCHASED amount was certainly more than 26 grams. Thats what they had left at the time of the search.

Fun fact:

The next charge up, first degree possession, would be for 50 grams of coke or more. That carries with it a maximum 40 year sentence.

 

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(6) Killdoze the town that "wronged" him.

Heemeyer and Rekieta were made for each other.

The only difference is that Rekieta isn't pissing and shitting into a half-full cement mixer drum in his backyard in place of 'paying to get a sewage hookup like any other business would have to', or routing his sewage into a drainage ditch after the drum fills up.

YET