Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
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Locals seemed like it had calmed down a bit, but the new stream worked them up again

It's the family wot did it
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And the incels
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And the prudes, but maybe Joe Biden
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Definitely that wife-stealing pastor
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Small town gossip circles
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Atheists to the rescue
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Snitches and cultists
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Only COMMUNISTS believe in totality of the circumstances
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Another Locals member, Billdozer74, has commented on livestream. He's pretty boring, though:

 
I think about this thread every time I go to the Asian grocery store.

Why? Because Iranians sell balldo rice.

Behold:
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It's real and it costs $10 for a kilo.
You're not the first victim.
I went to an Italian grocery with friends today to shop for Christmas, they asked me (I was the only one who can cook) if "Baldo rice" is a good choice.
I was about to say "fuck off" until I remembered what it was.


Thanks for ruining a type of rice for me forever, Balldo, you Grinch.
It's a pretty good choice for middle eastern rice dishes.

And the fourth ingredient is taurine, now believed to be a major cause of colon cancer as detailed in the news this week. Drink up, Nicky!
That smells like bullshit.
>DailyMail
Lol
They didn't even bother to link the "research", the source is "This university said it, trust me bro".

This taurine scare is just MSG 2.0, a bunch of imbecilic dipshits who don't know what they're talking about, demonising a totally natural ingredient for clicks and grift.
MSG scare was partly fuelled "chinks bad", Bri'ish dumbfucks can't even season they food, and they're wondering why other food tastes good, it must be that MSG thing which they can't read, not because the Bri'ish can't fucking cook. MSG occurs naturally in mushrooms and scallops, among many other things. I have no idea what this taurine scare is now.

Taurine is found in meat and fish as well, naturally.

The real problem with energy drinks is the caffeine content which is bad for children, and the various herbal extracts used with unknown, or lesser-known interactions, which could (likely will not) cause certain complications among certain people. The drink itself is unhealthy but totally fine. Drinking too much water will also kill you. Too much of anything is usually bad.
 
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At approximately 1:30 in the following Legal Mindset stream, Andrew and Sean discuss Nick claiming Andrew has a "predilection towards minor children." Andrew implies that he might take legal action against Nick, and has a two year window to decide. Sean joked that David Schneider might give Andrew a 2 for 1 package deal with Monty.

Any idea what they are referring to? I don't recall it happening in last night's stream, but I was in and out and not paying super close attention like others.
My guess would be an uncharitable reading of "boy's room" and "girls' room" in Nick's insult.
 
It certainly made him more famous. Introducing yourself to the normies as the "UKIP Rapeman" and having the dubious distinction of singlehandedly destroying a political part isn't really the sort of fame most people aspire to though, even narcissists.

Still, Smuckles seems to be doing OK these days, he's got that Lotus Eaters podcast and it looks like he's found his niche and he stays firmly in his lane.Carl isn't really relevant to Rekieta though, it's a different situation, Sargon was just a smug prick with a bad suit, he was never connected amd associated with the level of degenerate scumfuckery that Nick has deliberately connected irrevocably to his "brand."
Old school viewers maybe associate Sargon with smug chuckles and bad suits, but its better than what Nick faces evening he can clean himself up.
Rekieta Law could have been the brand that brought Trial Streaming to the mainstream, now when people hear Rekieta Law they think Balldos and Child Neglect.

After Nigel Farage quit as leader of UKIP and Brexit was won, UKIP's share of the vote dropped from 12.66% in the 2015 General Election to 1.8% in the 2017 General Election (the elections were only 2 years apart because David Cameron resigned as Prime Minister and the government decided to call another election), 1 YEAR BEFORE Sargon joined UKIP. So he didn't destroy any parties.
 
I'll never believe that anyone can actually use that thing without being on serious drugs. It has to be too painful to use without hardcore drugs to mask/numb the pain.
It is so painful they have to take drugs - but they enjoy it!
 
Dax (DIck Masterson) is inevitably laughing at and encouraging Nick's self-destructive behavior. Because Juju the Cow gets off on watching people destroy themselves.
He absolutely is. He’s defending Nick now in his role as a professional contrarian. But if Nick gets convicted and gets any jail sentence, then Dax and Vito the Pedo will simply ack ack ack and invoke Mutt’s law. Mark my words.
 
Locals seemed like it had calmed down a bit, but the new stream worked them up again

It's the family wot did it
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Definitely that wife-stealing pastor
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Small town gossip circles
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Atheists to the rescue
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Snitches and cultists
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Only COMMUNISTS believe in totality of the circumstances
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Another Locals member, Billdozer74, has commented on livestream. He's pretty boring, though:


Guys, he's not guilty of neglect, he was actually doing TOO MUCH for his family. He just loves them TOO MUCH! And doing cocaine and ketamine is typically how you treat lack of sleep. He was only arrested because the pastor conspired with Joe Biden so that he can steal Kayla. Plus using multiple pieces of evidence to obtain a search warrant is communism!
 
Then, for some utterly bizarre, inexplicable reason, you decide to rebrand yourself as BALLDO MAN.
This hits me all the time, like the guys name has actually become: balldo. Not even "the balldo guy" like literally you just say balldo and people know who you mean. I don't know what I would do if I woke up one day and found my name is now balldo - a cross of balls and dildo. That is fucking crazy to think about, He will be more synonymous with the word than the weird sex toy itself at this point, and then you have that layer on top of him being the Christian lawyer guy before that. Life is crazy man.

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Im a balldo Mooorty! Big reveal!!!
 
There's no probably. He absolutely doesn't. That's not how that shit works. Neither the KC or Null said that. You are full of shit. Then you made this idiotic comment claiming the thread doesn't understand anything and needs to read up on Nick's case, and you link to Quest v Rekieta. That's Nick's ongoing civil defamation case.

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You need pull your head out of your ass. Your posts thus far have been utter dogshit. You're in for a rough ride if you don't.

These new Rekieta users are now my least favorite surge in users since the ShoeOnHead nudes surge we got few years back
 
Did Nick do it AGAIN?

At approximately 1:30 in the following Legal Mindset stream, Andrew and Sean discuss Nick claiming Andrew has a "predilection towards minor children." Andrew implies that he might take legal action against Nick, and has a two year window to decide. Sean joked that David Schneider might give Andrew a 2 for 1 package deal with Monty.

Any idea what they are referring to? I don't recall it happening in last night's stream, but I was in and out and not paying super close attention like others.

And no, it's not the Barnes thing concerning Thailand. They are very definitely talking about Nick here.

If a smug homosexual looking limp dick cuck like Balldo tried to insinuate I "had a predilection for fucking kids" I would definitely sue him.
Leeguhl Maindset should 100% drag his ass into court for that.
Nicks a fucking smarmy cuck that thinks he can run his mouth whenever he wants.
I hope he fights his criminal charges all the way to trial and Monty rapes him in court.
Nicks reached the level where he's gone from a Locals sponsorship to having time limited streams like the rest of the plebs, and from pulling 100K live viewers to where the only interesting thing about him is how he'll manage to fuck himself over next.

Social media has made Nick way to comfortable with disrespecting people without being punched in the mouth.
 
MSG scare was partly fuelled "chinks bad", Bri'ish dumbfucks can't even season they food, and they're wondering why other food tastes good, it must be that MSG thing which they can't read, not because the Bri'ish can't fucking cook. MSG occurs naturally in mushrooms and scallops, among many other things. I have no idea what this taurine scare is now.
to be fair, the amount of msg you would get from natural sources is laughably small compared to the amount you get when adding pure synthetic msg to your food.
likewise, the amount of natural taurine you would get from eating red meat is something like 50 to 100 mg a day, whereas a single can of monster energy has like 20 times that amount.

personally i dont think either of them are dangerous or toxic, i use msg powder in cooking myself and consider it no more or less healthy than table salt.
but outright dismissing peoples concerns about synthetic food additives just because the substances also occur naturally in trace amounts is making things too easy on yourself.
 
Old school viewers maybe associate Sargon with smug chuckles and bad suits
That was relatively late stage Sargon. And honestly don’t think that was ever as bad as the damage he did that led up to that point.
Rekieta Law could have been the brand that brought Trial Streaming to the mainstream, now when people hear Rekieta Law they think Balldos and Child Neglect.
He did bring it to the mainstream. It’s why there is so much more of it now and the corpo places changed how they di their coverage. Nick was so good at it he forced everyone else to change.

And realky, I think he’s only going to be remembered for Baldos and child neglect if he keeps not doing law content.

Bevause to most people he hasn’t connected all the fuckery he’s done to his brand. That’s why loads of people were surprised. Because they do not associate Nick with this kind of stuff and clearly seperate the dude they watched from the dude he is now.
 
personally i love the smugness. its nostalgic for early ralph except somehow even more wiggerish and even more brain dead with more to lose. you dont even have this uncertainty where you think he might shut up and clam up and just grind out a meager bland living like with early ralph because the inevitable consequences he invites is just looming over him, the game plan spelled out. hes like the lazy river version of ralph
 
Did Nick do it AGAIN?

At approximately 1:30 in the following Legal Mindset stream, Andrew and Sean discuss Nick claiming Andrew has a "predilection towards minor children." Andrew implies that he might take legal action against Nick, and has a two year window to decide. Sean joked that David Schneider might give Andrew a 2 for 1 package deal with Monty.

Any idea what they are referring to? I don't recall it happening in last night's stream, but I was in and out and not paying super close attention like others.

And no, it's not the Barnes thing concerning Thailand. They are very definitely talking about Nick here.

Maybe I am wrong but I don't think Andrew has a predilection for kids. I hope that he's just a passport bro who stays on the legal side of things as far as the age of consent is concerned.
 
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