Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[large_farva]

I knew Rose gave me the squicks for a reason but god damn.

 

[unwieldy_object]

I’m actually beyond repulsed by her. Even taking the fetish angle out she’s just such an intentionally ugly person and, especially post-trach, the sound of her voice and the unpleasant throat sounds and all of that just make my brain go “put it out of its misery.” It's like the baby from Eraserhead.

Wow, I don't know why I clicked on the first spoiler but I do regret it.

To clarify, I'm fine with gore and everything nasty you can imagine, looking at content like the SRS thread or Kelly Ronahan's wounds elicit a mild interest in me, like a "oh, you could actually do that?" reaction.
But this bitch makes me gag, she's purely disgusting.
Like Kate says, she's so intentionally ugly and the voice on that, and this content she's making, well if there's one line never to cross in my opinion it's the child mimicking, that's just a step too far for me.
I can't even enjoy being fascinated by how utterly fucked up these people are, it's just repulsive and disgusting.

Give me Kelly Ronahan or a deranged troon every day over this kind of sick shit.

Edit; to clarify a bit more.
When you see a troon with a diaper fetish or into the baby stuff it's very clear that they are an adult cosplaying. But Rose intentionally tries to look like a sped and she's doing a good job of it, so she looks like she could be a legitimate sped being abused.

 

[Oracular Slug]

can she just breathe through the hole while she's blowing him?

...probably. I hate you.

 

[GenociderSyo]

The same day she posted a video of her playing in a “sensory club” for children and fake-struggling on the equipment. I have this video archived but can't get it to upload to save my fucking life.

 

[Android raptor]

Is it weird out of all the deranged, Islamic ass shit, the poodle perm is what has me scratching my head? I can get how all the other nasty shit relates to the diaper fetish munchie shit, but the poodle perm just makes her look like a middle aged lunch lady. Unless horselord also has some kind of Bill Gothard-type fetish for poodle perms in addition to all the other weird shit he's into.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Rose porn content under spoiler. Not a photo, SS of a text post.

Spoiler

censoring not mine, forgive me for not wanting to go through her porn accounts a second time. This was the comments on her collab post.


Horselord has her convinced that he's allergic to her "pussy juices" and can't do oral on her .

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

But Rose intentionally tries to look like a sped and she's doing a good job of it, so she looks like she could be a legitimate sped being abused.

I always got speddy vibes from Rose too, but in the video she posted warning about the dangers of sex work she comes across as quite mature and rational. I was surprised because it's so different to how she normally comes across. So I think this is all part of the kink.

I don't know what to make of Rose now, but good to know our collective spidey sense that Blayze is a gross creep and not a loving carer is actually correct.

Oh and another horrifying thought I had while reading that is that in her post about using a chatbot, she referred to Blayze as Master (rather than Daddy) and maybe it's a fine point to make but it made me wonder if her trache/trache ties are essentially like a slave collar.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Doing "devotee" content now which is the subspecies of medical fetish where people fetishize amputation, paraplegia, spasticity, etc. Basically a fetish for severe disability.

Well, if you find a job you love, you never have to work a day in your life.

I wonder how many of the special little princess munchies are tapping into the very same damage that causes DD/lg fetish in other women.

This can't be the only crossover, just the most blatant. She happens to have a manservant who shares her kink, and she discovered Horny before she discovered Daddy God.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Rose claims two anoxic events that caused brain damage. The first was in 2019, suspected to be a suicide attempt. According to her she was in a coma from it. It's almost a shame they brought her back from the brink.


The second was April 2024, the time she was in the hospital filming kink content. She was without oxygen for 7 minutes and claimed at the time it was a "neurological event." Everyone I talked to thinks it was erotic asphyxiation, another of horselord's many fetishes. They also suspected the hospital knew it wasn't a neuro event and thought it was possibly caretaker abuse (like trying to smother her/unplug the vent/whatever) which is why she was suddenly in a panic believing they'd be denied his application to be her legal carer under her SSI benefits.

(Thanks to the Rose archivists who listened to me bitch for two days about the effects of pornography and 'no kinkshaming' culture on society for filling me in on the lore)

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

It really comes across like she (and/or her husband) is dramatising or exaggerating at the very least. I think maybe she had “long covid” for a few months and enjoyed the attention so much that it continued indefinitely. Something is just really fishy about it all.

Damn son this reboot of The Yellow Wallpaper is gonna be lit.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

ugh the more I learn the more I can't believe these two get to breathe the same air as the rest of us.

On 30 March 2024, Rose was put in an acute rehab. She posted this video saying that they restrained her because she ripped her trach out after they inflated her cuff. Inflating the cuff means she can't speak because the air doesn't pass over her vocal cords. In the video she is still in the restraints and says she just panicked at the thought of not being able to speak.

Yet another time they imposed their medical fetish on unwilling participants. I'd bet cash money this was on purpose because they wanted it to be more real for her when they incorporated it into a scene or something. She apparently realized this one was way too blatant and deleted it almost immediately.

as a side note having a group chat where a bunch of autists in different time zones archive munchies around the clock has been ace. Made a post at 3:30 am New York City time and dirty deleted it 10 minutes later? Too bad, the girls in Sydney just got home from work and wanted to see what the Americans are up to.

 

[Adjustable Autism]

For once, I actually listened to a warning and just read the text summary as I have a banging hangover. I'm glad I did. Everyday is a new horror on the farms.

Smart. I was arrogant enough to think "I follow the SRS thread, how bad cou - OH JESUS CHRIST!"
Now excuse me while I try to hook my brain to a car battery and shock away everything I've seen.

 

[CrispyLegs]

<All of this horror>

I feel like I’ve been put on a list looking at those pictures

Brilliant post though, she’s always grossed me out! Not many people can give you noncey grandma vibes.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

For once, I actually listened to a warning and just read the text summary as I have a banging hangover. I'm glad I did. Everyday is a new horror on the farms.

I did not listen (I also am a SRS thread enjoyer), mistakes were made and I’m currently wondering if there is enough vodka in the world to drown out the internal screeching.

Into the woodchipper with Rose indeed please.

 

[a hapless toad]

I also did not listen, despite knowing beforehand what horrors dwelt within, and between this and the page and a half of sperging about bird sex in Kevin Gibes thread (sorry @Aunt Carol, I love you almost as much as I love @Kate Farms Shill, but "cloacal kiss" is a phrase I never want to see again) I found myself thinking, "Sometimes I really hate this place"...

 

[Dr. Nick Riviera]

The one positive going for Andy is that she likes Golden Girls. It truly seems like she just pretended to need sped program for the attention at a pretty young age (she may have struggled, but not a 10th of what she claims). That is the weirdest behavior. It reminds me of adopted/traumatized kids who latch on to any new attention giving figure. I don't think anything her parents are doing now (that she describes) is abusive, but either she came out of the womb this personality disordered or had some fucked up family life. I imagine that her parents are pretty fucked up people too.

I think it was her parents, most likely her mother. I think her mother still encourages and promotes her bullshit. The thing with kids, especially little kids, is that they try. I had a friend in elementary school who was born very premature in the early 1980s and had suffered some brain damage as a result. She had spastic diplegic cerebral palsy, so she wore braces on her legs and had a very strange gait. If you crouch a little and take steps from your hips without moving your knees or ankles, that's probably pretty close. She wore thick glasses, and she was definitely one of the slower learners in the class. But she was nowhere near disabled enough to be pulled from regular classes (at least, not back in those days), and she was super nice, and she TRIED. Like, when we'd run in PE, she'd get up and walk the distance. She always did her best in class and she *did* learn, it just took more effort, which she put in. No kid wants to be different. No kid wants to be told they can't, or that they're doing it wrong. And this girl's mother wasn't pulling strings for her one way or the other.


Kate Farms Shill, it takes a lot to gross out a medfag. I mean, I recognize that gross things are gross, but I'm not viscerally bothered by much. This, though. Holy fuck. While I appreciate the hell out of your text summary, are you okay after seeing. . .that? I feel like I should send someone to check on you.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Rose and Horselord's fetlife accounts have been found. It’s even worse than we thought. Rose is a sick fuck. Blayze is also sick, but in totally different ways than we guessed.

You do not get paid enough to afford the amount of therapy you will need if you open these spoilers.

Read the text only version at the bottom instead.

Spoiler: please kill me.

Rose started hers (PrincessTinkie, formerly TinkieBinkie) in October 2017. Her birthday is August 15, 1999 so she was just barely over 18 when this started. She didn’t start using the account until January 2018. Her fetish list is what we can expect from her at this point.



Her first post is a comment saying she wants to meet other “adult babies” in her area. She was already using a wheelchair at this point. Here she says her mom pretty much knows all about her fetishes. Rose has told her she either chauffeurs her around to get her fetish fix or Rose will figure it out on her own, but she won’t be stopped.


The diaper fetish is a relatively new thing for her.


She makes her first public community posts in May 2018 saying she wants a daddy caretaker but this won’t be a sexual thing. Age, sex, and looks are unimportant. She has had bad experiences with previous people in this role who wanted it to be sexual immediately and she would need months of building trust to do that. Oh and she’s studying to become a zookeeper and she’s learning to walk again.


She’s pansexual now.


She moved to Fetlife because Tumblr stopped letting people post this shit.


This spoiler would be Rose, naked except a diaper and socks, with her dog held against her.

Spoiler: abuse

I'm sticking this under here too even though it's not nudity because oh god close enough.

Her mom buys her children’s toys, she tells us after we already learned that her mom is fully aware this is a fetish for her.


“Dada” . The "daddies" were not hypothetic. She was meeting men on here.


Her legs stopped working again in April 2019.


WOODCHIPPER. NOW.


She’s mostly using it to promote this adult onesie brand she has a promocode from


here’s the bibs she posted about on twitter


She’s straight now.


claiming she shaved her head because her hair started falling out. I still think it was because it made her look more like a baby or part of some humiliation fetish.


She’s not sure if she’s straight.


A long gap then she’s in the new place with longer hair


She’s straight but special now.


She wants to go to some meet-up in a stroller.


She’s been disabled since she was a teenager and it’s been freeing to let people know that. She now knows you can be disabled, sexual, AND kinky, all at the same time! She doesn’t like that people point out this is a social media trend performed by bored women in need of attention.


Going to a fetish event in between surgeries.


And now we get to the “don’t open this spoiler” part unless you have a burning, desperate need to know what Rose’s asshole looks like.

Spoiler: DO NOT FUCKING CLICK

You now know what Rose’s asshole looks like. Congratulations. She is single and spanking herself with a spoon.



On 9 Feb 2022 she posts an ad in a Colorado personals group requesting a Daddy Dom caretaker who is into adult baby and BDSM who will spank her and carry her around.


Two weeks later an account called Lots_of_Ass responds. He has sent her a Dm.

If you did not fucking click that, good but here's what you missed that is not a naked ass with the cheeks spread.

"On 9 Feb 2022 she posts an ad in a Colorado personals group requesting a Daddy Dom caretaker who is into adult baby and BDSM who will spank her and carry her around. Two weeks later an account called Lots_of_Ass responds. He sent her a Dm."

Spoiler: Lots of ass

Lots of Ass is our Horse Lord, Blayze. His pfp is his naked ass so literally his entire account goes under this spoiler and then there's triple spoilers for the things you really don't want to click on. If you can ignore a small photo of a naked man-ass in the upper left corner of every post then click below to find out all about the lord of horses and the many things that make his wangdoodle happy.

Spoiler: MAN ASS

Blayze describes himself as a bisexual femme switch. My man is one goon sesh away from going full am hole. His list of fetishes is fucking wild. Most of this is what he wants other people to do to him. It’s the opposite of what I expected. I figured it’d be a lot of sadistic acts he wished to impose on others but instead, he wants to be in the role Rose is in. He’s into enforced diaper use, having his asshole blown out and his ballsack stretched, being pissed on (do you think she just hoses him down from the urostomy bag now and then?), bimbofication, being choked, being made to serve, consensual non-consent, “defilement”, enemas, face farting, foot worship, being forced to eat his own semen, being humiliated and interrogated, wearing lingerie, getting pegged, giving rimjobs, and being sissified. He’s curious about cock and ball torture, transvestism, public sex, exhibitionism, and being on the receiving end of a gang bang. Piercing his dick is a hard limit (Rose’s clit was fine).


There’s photos of his asshole under here. I have seen both of their anuses today and I don’t like that.

Spoiler: Turn back now.

He joined in Feb 2020 with a pic of his hairy, acne-studded man-ass.


A few days later, with a large glass butt plug.


And so it goes.

in May he’s posting about how one of his fantasies is a submissive soaking a pillow with urine so thoroughly that it cannot be cleaned.


He wants men to put their peepers in his butt and make the white stuff come out.


OOP guess he tried it and it wasn’t as fun has the porno made it seem like it was. He’s straight now.


Telling a dominatrix to make her male friend piss himself in diapers and eat food off her feet.


He tells us of the recent time where a man ordered him to show up at the house in denim hot pants and march past a house full of people. Then he had to wear a diaper and eat a “punishment smoothie” (do not fucking tell me what was in it thank u) until he was so bloated he looked pregnant. He then had to lick this man’s dirty “very flavored” feet clean, and then had to leave the house by walking past the other people again in his exposed diaper. Once home he was told to shit in the diaper and then change it before he went to bed. He cried after he did this “but it only made it hotter.”


he’s all over this one foot and ass fetish account for a while.


How do we even fix these people? They’re so broken from a lifetime of porn. They seemingly have no interests outside of what will give them their next orgasm. Like junkies, they’re completely consumed by their next fix.


This Knickerz Off account is a FTM who likes showing off her megaclit. Horselord would like to suck on it like a pacifier. So it’s something about Rose’s that makes him not want to put his mouth on. Interesting..


He is turned on by rotten food and garbage. He has had rancid garbage shoved in his mouth as a gag.


“my piss soaked breakfast” HE IS SIPPING FROM HER UROSTOMY BAG LIKE A CAPRI SUN AND YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME HE IS NOT.


Covid kept him from being someone’s live in cock boy. will the atrocities of the plandemic never end?


These kids change their sexual orientation like normal people change their clothes. They’re so consumed by their next coom that they don’t even know what they’re fucking attracted to. People are no longer people to them. They’re just objects used to get them off.


On December 31, 2021 he changed his gender to “femme”. This was two months before Rose’s advertisement.


he’s uncircumcised. How do I know?

Spoiler: AHHHHHHHH

He’s a masochistic bottom


A week before Rose made her post seeking a caretaker, Horselord posted one of his own. He was seeking a gay man to gag him, shove things in his asshole, and piss on him.


14 February he moved to Parker, Colorado, where Rose lives, and a few days later he responded to her ad. He responded to a bunch of others all at the same time but Rose is apparently the one that made his broken penis the hardest. My guess is he was attracted to the idea of all the care he would have to give her and having to serve her, do all the chores, clean her, etc as an extension of his existing slave/service fetishes.


He basically stopped posting after this. He comments here and there but none of it is interesting.

Spoiler: THE WORST ENDING

And that means that HorseLord is not the problem. Rose is. Everyone thought he was in this relationship because he wanted to fuck a consenting adult who looked and acted like a non-consenting disabled child but that’s not his thing. That’s Rose’s thing. The pet play and animal dildos are Rose’s thing. The toothbrush, having a dick slammed down her throat so far she can’t breathe, everything. It’s all her. He’s gross as fuck, but the things we specifically have been commenting on are all her kinks.

And with that we return to Rose’s still active account. For clarity, she has just posted the ad but not yet spoken to Blayze at this point in the timeline.

Spoiler: Many pictures of her ass

THE FUCKING CAT ON THE BED. Bare ass naked, spanking herself with a child’s toy, and petting the fucking cat.


The rubber bands we saw in the last video? She snaps them on her clit if she doesn’t feel she has done a good enough job punishing herself other ways.


I blessedly cannot access the video she made demonstrating because it's behind a paywall.


doesn't everyone keep dildos on their window ledge for easy access?

Her disability LARP is making her miss out on ‘play parties’ she’s planning to attend. First one she ends up hospitalized for lactic acidiosis. The second, her accessible transport never shows up and tells her they’re not going to. I really hope they found out what the event she was going to was and canceled because of that. A lot of the ones she’s going to are at a members-only BDSM club in Denver called the Sanctuary.


The reason there was that long gap in her instagram.

Spoiler: more naked rose

At this point she hasn’t yet had the urostomy.


And she’s still shaving her legs and pits but tagging “hairy pussy”. It’s kind of weird with her pedo-lite interests and wanting to look like a little helpless girl, she’s not mowing the lawn down there.


The window dildo is now in her mouth while she pretends to be a dog.


NO THANK YOU.

She’s now “””queer”””



In late January 2023 she officially changed her relationship status to say she’s dating Blayze.


And joins a clit and pussy torture group. After this she takes a year off of posting.

Spoiler: even more naked Rose

Back in March 2024. By now she’s gotten all the holes punched in her.


“the urostomy broke my heart as a ABDL but I still wear diapers for fecal incontinence.”



It’s all her. She’s the captain of this ship.


She doesn’t actually like “impact play” so now she’s getting Blayze to pour ghost pepper sauce and hot wax on her bajinger and balloon knot.


Absolutely fucking Islamic. She has Blayze pour the ghost pepper sauce on her then fuck her with the toothbrush before he fingers her, then makes her edge herself with the hitachi and snap the rubber band on her clit. This continues until she calls the safeword and starts crying. Does nobody just have regular sex anymore?


The sex toy in the mouth is already gross but oh man, there's something about that super hygenic hair tie being used to hold the anal beads out of the way while she uses it. I really hope they’re cleaning these things properly but I somehow doubt it. In the comments she admits she “accidentally” added a bunch of adult diapers and a spreader bar to her less-fetishy-but-still-fetishy amazon wishlist.


Just now, gazing at this photo of her asscheeks spread wide, I realized who she reminds me of..


And it’s fucking PPP. It took the asshole spread to realize it.

And that is thankfully the end of this.

Spoiler: That was not actually the end.

I was done.

The uploads were attached and embedded. I was doing my little pre-post checkaroonie to make sure everything was properly spoilered. I sat here with my vodka soda with tamarind syrup, a delightful summer sip on an oppressively hot and humid night. I was ready to hit the post button. And my brain said, "I bet you could find those other accounts she mentioned."




The tumblr is gone as far as I can tell. This pink abortion is on bdsmblr, a platform made after Tumblr yeeted the pornographers and fetish accounts into the digital saarlac pit where they belong. There's only a few posts, all diaper and adult baby photos.


Youtube is dreadful. She's all about the "cuteness and the innocence" of the scene.


This is not worth watching but she harps on about minors in fetish scenes, on a platform where any minor can access her diaper fetish content.

A TRUE STORY FROM ME: a few weeks ago my niece was here and asked if she could watch Bluey on her iPad. Yeah sure Bluey's an adorable family-friendly TV show and is one of the only things they're allowed to watch in my house. A few minutes in I realize I'm not hearing Antipodean dog family but some extremely obnoxious goo-goo ga-ga baby talk and fake accents. What she was watching was Baby Bluey. Adults playing with Bluey toys and narrating the situations they get into. Many of the titles I found in the 10 seconds before I kung fu slapped the iPad out of her hands were things like "BABY BLUEY HAS MESSY STINKY DIAPER IN THE PLAYGROUND." 40 million views. This is the content people are feeding to your toddlers.


How to hide your diaper so when you piss yourself in public and sit in it because it makes you horny, the public - which, I will remind you, generally includes children - doesn't know they're participating in your fetish.

A lot of it is just "lookbooks"


And waxing poetic about diaper absorbencies.


She really was trying to deny hard that this was making her horny, going with the whole "I'm just coloring in books and playing dinosaurs! it's innocent fun!" thing


This one's not very interesting but she does let us know she was in an abusive kink relationship as a minor.

Oops, almost felt bad for her for a second there.


"littlespace in public: what's acceptable?" Her rule is "if it's acceptable in J-fashion it's probably acceptable in public" and lists things like Mickey Mouse shirts, leggings with a cute pattern, and pastels as being fine as long as you are not "falling into littlespace" from them. In other words, it's fine as long as the public doesn't perceive it as fetish gear and you are not treating it as fetish gear. She admits that there are a lot of things "on the brink of normal" that she can't wear in public because it will make her go into a fetish mindset and act accordingly towards the unconsenting public. This is great. But the thing is, she's still wearing diapers in public claiming they're a necessity even though she knows they're the main piece of fetish attire she owns and that she is incredibly turned on by urinating in them. I don't for a damn second think she thought the incontinence was involuntary. She knew exactly what she was doing. She gives other advice like, it's fine to go into the toy aisle and browse or purchase things but don't act like a toddler when you do.

her last video was in 2019, explaining that she had a seizure, was hospitalized for weeks, and lost her mobility from it.

The insta has only 21 posts.


This one is some backstory about her upbringing and how she ended up like this. Talks about her abusive childhood at the hands of her father and how she started cutting herself and ran away from home. She was placed in psych and her mom talked her into telling them what was going on by bribing her with a cat. Her father was removed from her life because of this. After she was released she tried to commit suicide many times. Ageplay helped her by giving her the happy childhood she didn't have.


But then we get back to gross pedo fetish shit again.


April 2022, posts this begging people to send her money but doesn't give them ways to do so.


then the bipap


Then the swing she gave to her sister when she moved. I do wonder if her sister knew what Rose did with the swing.

Spoiler: read me instead!

Rose has been on Fetlife since a few weeks after her 18th birthday. She moved there because tumblr booted fetish and porn accounts. She admits she has been actively into kink scenes and in relationships since she was a minor. Her list of fetishes and things she’s curious about include things like catheter play, urethtral fucking, choking on dicks, and cutting. Her family is well aware this is all fetish for her and plays into it even though it embarrasses them. Her posts are all the diaper content we’ve already seen until she moves into the assisted living.

In 2020 Horselord made his account. His list of fetishes is a mile long but none of it is what we expected. Rose is the one who is into medfet and pet play and all of that shit she’s been doing recently. Horse boy is a self-described “masochistic bottom” and “femme” who is into humiliation, getting his asshole destroyed, cock and ball torture, being made to eat garbage, forced feminization/sissification/bimbofication/cross dressing, shitting in diapers, being forced to swallow his own navy (no fanta chaser). His “mistress” before Rose, who I think was a male, pissed in all his food before he was allowed to eat it. There’s a non-zero chance he’s drinking from Rose’s piss bag. His main interests were humiliation, watersports (on the receiving end), being made to perform service and he was mostly seeking someone who would order him to cook, clean, serve, give massages, etc and then punish and use him sexually. He’s also into cuckoldry.

They met on Fetlife after Blayze responded to an ad Rose put out looking for a caretaker who was also into adult baby and BDSM. As far as I can tell Blayze was attracted to the caretaker aspect as an extension of his service fetish.

Rose enjoys when Blayze puts ghost pepper sauce in her vagina and asshole before he violently penetrates her with a hard bristle toothbrush until she’s bleeding.

She was making diaper content on youtube pretending it was "innocent and cute" back in 2018, giving lectures about how it's not okay to perform your fetish or wear fetish gear in public while also explaining how she wears diapers and pisses herself publicly and it turns her on.

Rose is the predator. Horselord "just" broke his dick watching too much porn and is probably going to troon out and cut it off anyway.

The slope is not slippery. The slope is the goddamned Khumbu Ice Fall.

My next post is a happy feel good update on an old friend, I promise.

, are you okay after seeing. . .that?

Nothing a little lobotomy won't take care of.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Oh, the humanity!

 

[everybody in Portugal]

This is the first time I've ever looked at my own pfp here and thought, "yeah, that Rose is possibly actually the less gross and objectionable of the two" and I dont like it at all.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

As far as I can tell Blayze was attracted to the caretaker aspect as an extension of his service fetish.

Something that stood out to me with the fetish lists is that Blayze doesn't list any medical festishes, but Rose does.
I think we all thought the same, that Blayze was the instigator, but KFS is right that this seems to actually be all Rose. What a whirlwind of emotions.