Asexuals claim they're asexual as a massive cope for being either physically repulsive or too immature for an intimate relationship. Deep down they're more obsessed with sexual topics than the average person because they want what they can't have, and cry oppression to feel important.
I partially disagree, I do think legitimately asexual people exist, but you're not wrong about a lot of the people who started calling themselves that. Actual asexual people just aren't interested in fucking, it's not that special. Could be for a lot of reasons - trauma, hormonal imbalance, psychological or neurodevelopmental quirk, etc, doesn't matter, it's just a placeholder word for a person with no sex drive (not that everyone is in the mood all the time, but you know what I mean). By definition they don't think about it much if at all, which means they don't tend to talk about their (lack of) sexual proclivities much either, and certainly aren't very likely to parade it around as an intrinsic part of their identity or try to elbow their way into the LGBT community. That is retarded and attention-seeking behavior, in literally no other context do people define themselves by something they aren't into or don't do.
Obviously Staph isn't "asexual" (especially not when she has a literal harem of man-crushes she broadcasts her graphic self-insert sexual fantasies about
) and I cannot fathom what kind of delusional mental gymnastics she does to think the term applies to her, or that it will be taken seriously, when she is one of the most hypersexual retards discussed here and
literally never shuts up about it. We invented words like "incel" and "coomer" for sex-obsessed degenerates who are so repulsive and insufferable that they can't even get laid advertising themselves on Fetlife, no reason Staph and her ilk had to ruin the term "asexual" for the schizoids and spergs who need it.
Good fucking luck on that. No concert tranny would be desperate enough. Troons are still mysogynist men with the tastes of such. She couldn't even properly pull a desperate homeless gigaloweffort hon. And she won't even have the lure of potential not-destitution that sweetened that deal.
Maybe if they were extremely drunk and the whole time spent around Staph had the music loud enough that he couldn't hear her talking. Then
maybe some fine specimen might bend her over behind a dumpster and bail after a quick pump-and-dump without giving her his real name or any contact information. There are certainly a few men around degenerate enough to fuck someone who looks like Staph if they were really horny and had no other easy options immediately available (and they are sure no one will ever find out). I really hope that doesn't happen, though, because while there is a slight chance Staph might eagerly consent to something like this, it inevitably won't meet the expectations she has of sex being like her smut fics, so she'll retroactively decide it was rape and for the rest of her fucking life will nevertalk about anything else.
