BossmanJack, fastest gambler in the west
He's always on winning streak, he's the best
One fateful night he got high on crack
Lost all his money on blackjack, oh what a drag
He used to be the king of the card table
Now he's broke down on his luck and unable
To get a single win
He's begging for juice
But the dealer just laughs, says
"Son you lose"
BossmanJack, oh what a sight
Fastest gambler in the day and the night
Now he's crying
Fuck my life, what have I done?
BossmanJack, your winning days, are done
On that fateful night, on the wild wild net
At the biggest saloon, stake.us
BossmanJack would take his stand
Going all in on a blackjack hand
He needed that money, he really did
A weed fanatic, he can't smoke mid
But there's something else that he must restock
That's Mr Christmas finest crack rock
(at $100 a piece approx)
BossmanJack, oh what a sight
Fastest gambler in the day and the night
Now he's crying
Fuck my life, what have I done?
BossmanJack, your winning days, are done
Now one thing to know about BossmanJack
He's a paranoid man no doubt about that
When he loses it all, even just a dollar
His fans become rats, so he starts to holler
And when they're squeaking at his every move
Uploading his clips to the youtubes
He'll rage, yell, shout, whine
Raise his hands to the divine
then
SLAM
on his desk
shouting
FUCK YOU EDDIE THIS IS GROTESQUE
BossmanJack, oh what a sight
Fastest gambler in the day and the night
Now he's crying
Fuck my life, what have I done?
BossmanJack, your winning days, are done
