Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 378 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 392 14.7%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.9%

  • Total voters
    2,658
She looks horrendous. I assume the spider lashes are extensions, so technically not makeup, just like her lip fillers and hair dye are technically not makeup either. She mentions she has a sun spot and that she’s using tretinoin on it, but presumably she got the sun spot from not using enough sunscreen, and tretinoin makes skin photosensitive - that’s a fast track to really fucking up your skin.

Regardless, no amount of cosmetics, procedures, or makeup will ever hide the fact that her morbid obesity is making her age rapidly and poorly. It’s honestly shocking how hideous her once-“pretty” face has gotten. BMI over 40, not even once.
 
I would love to know what kind of sad sacks are paying actual American dollars to get sucked off or crushed by 2024 Tess. Plenty of dipshit simps out there but with the Covid free hand out money long gone and inflation I can’t imagine there are too many simps out there with $200 that Tess requires for a BBBJ or 30 minute session.
 
We haven't seen any little trips or Disney time in quite awhile. Nights out etc. Her money has to be drying up.
She was invited on some trips earlier this year but I agree otherwise. You can tell by the food she indulges in that she’s seen a drop off in her income. From Madonna Inn to Little Debbie’s. From bragging about Postmates dropping off food at random or bragging about all the tubs of Jeni’s ice cream she has in her freezer, no mention of either of those anymore.

Tubbers is going to see another hit to her disposable income by Rylee graduating high school. Benefits will partially dry up with one less minor.
 
Last year, she didn't do anything noteworthy for her own birthday, not even an off-season weekend in Palm Springs with a bunch of "besties" we'd never seen before, and haven't seen since.

Given that Tess is one of those obnoxious "birthday month" kinds of people, this is a significant development. It'll be interesting to see what she does or doesn't do in July, when she turns 39.
Isn't she going on a fatty travel outing to Italy?
 
I would love to know what kind of sad sacks are paying actual American dollars to get sucked off or crushed by 2024 Tess. Plenty of dipshit simps out there but with the Covid free hand out money long gone and inflation I can’t imagine there are too many simps out there with $200 that Tess requires for a BBBJ or 30 minute session.
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We haven't seen any little trips or Disney time in quite awhile. Nights out etc. Her money has to be drying up.
This says she went on a date but we don't see who was on the other side of the camera.
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There's a photo of Bowie in the same collection but I'm not posting it. It wasn't taken at the same place as the first image, though.
 
This says she went on a date but we don't see who was on the other side of the camera.
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On one hand I wouldn’t put it past Tubbers for her to lie about having a date night but on the other hand, as discussed, she’s too broke to have fake date nights. On one hand I could see her showing off her awful cleavage to try to snare a guy but on the other hand, she would show off her awful cleavage for any reason at all, no matter how inappropriate (and when it’s as bad as her’s, it’s always inappropriate).
 
I would love to know what kind of sad sacks are paying actual American dollars to get sucked off or crushed by 2024 Tess. Plenty of dipshit simps out there but with the Covid free hand out money long gone and inflation I can’t imagine there are too many simps out there with $200 that Tess requires for a BBBJ or 30 minute session.
Fat fetishists don't talk about her, I can tell you that much.
 
We might see another "30 minute walk" or two before she figures she's svelte enough for Hot Ass Summer.
She reminds me of Ethan Ralph angrily announcing he's going to walk two whole miles after his stream is over.

Interesting. Do you have any theories as to why she doesn't appeal to that crowd? Or is she just a nobody?
She's basically just not what they're looking for. She hides parts of her body, like her belly, that a fat fetishist would want to see. Generally, her body shape is not what they want as well, but that could be overcome. She's kind of in an awkward inbetween stage where she's beyond "functional fat" and is now approaching ALR shelf ass / tree legs. Plenty of fetishists like women who are functionally fat (think most fatty porn performers) and plenty of them like the extremely obese shelf ass types. However, the middle is a no-man's land.

A person who's even fatter and even less appealing to fetishists is Chantal, if that helps form a spectrum in your mind. Chantal was never appealing to fetishists and could never be due to the shape of her body.

Also, a lot of her appeal, like how great her hair looks (I heard this a lot when she was at the peak of her infamy) doesn't appeal to heterosexual men, it only appeals to women. When a perverted loser is deciding which fat woman to pay money to, he's not judging them based on the glamorousness of their hair extensions. Tess probably feels like they should.

I think social media and society accepting "sex work" has given rise to Anisa Johma Syndrome (AJS), where many women who have no business selling porn of themselves want to do so, and feel obliged to do so out of some warped sense of outward defiance and inner empowerment. They have no idea what men think is sexy. Worse, they don't care, and they're going to rub that in society's face.

And how would you know this?

I'm not the person you're asking, but I'm deeply interesting in what causes people to be attracted to each other.
 
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Interesting. Do you have any theories as to why she doesn't appeal to that crowd? Or is she just a nobody?
She isn't famous for being fat, she's famous for being insufferable. She comes across like she's too proud to try appealing to a niche and demands the approval of the entire public.

When people think of her they think of the 2010's SJW movement going around and nagging everyone; they think of her hijacking fashion magazines to tell you who to be attracted to. Fat women who fetishists like don't do that (or at least aren't known for doing that).
 
Ackchually, she does appeal to the fat fetish crowd. We analyzed a thread on her at a feeder forum a couple years ago: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/tess-holliday-ryann-maegen-hoven.18035/page-778#post-8381657

If you don’t feel like going through the analyses, here’s the thread in question. Even though we were discussing this thread three years ago, that thread just got a new post yesterday so it’s still active: https://curvage.org/forum/index.php?/forums/topic/29495-tess-holliday-tess-munster

Edit: found another post where we discuss what feeders think of her: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/tess-holliday-ryann-maegen-hoven.18035/page-1118#post-10925777
 
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I clicked on that curvage fat fetishist link above and was shocked at how much smaller Tess was in 2012 , when they first started posting about her. She was *almost* more of a chubby size 16, and you could kinda make the case that the dudes drooling over her were more chubby-chasers than “extreme feeder” types.

Then I looked at their last comment about her from a few days ago, and she is now an absolutely grotesque, inflamed blob….and there are still comments praising her looks.
Unreal.
 
Then I looked at their last comment about her from a few days ago, and she is now an absolutely grotesque, inflamed blob….and there are still comments praising her looks.
Unreal.
Yeah, I'll just add this SS to save anyone curious the trouble.
“Bedazzling the Mona Lisa”.
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I can't even...
 
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A person who's even fatter and even less appealing to fetishists is Chantal, if that helps form a spectrum in your mind. Chantal was never appealing to fetishists and could never be due to the shape of her body.

IDK, I kind of disagree as there's a subset of extreme degenerates whose money shot is life ruination. Bear with me here:

1. Slob/general alarming appearance: Some get off on being a "part of" ruining someone's appearance and turning them into something like Chantal or Ryan Hooves.
2. Some may even like that "no man's land" since it accelerates the ruination.
3. Ruination means dependency.
4. A LOT of men like to think, or say to their buddies: "Look what I got this fat pig to do!"

Those two and Hambutt fit that bill nicely.
 
IDK, I kind of disagree as there's a subset of extreme degenerates whose money shot is life ruination. Bear with me here:

1. Slob/general alarming appearance: Some get off on being a "part of" ruining someone's appearance and turning them into something like Chantal or Ryan Hooves.
2. Some may even like that "no man's land" since it accelerates the ruination.
3. Ruination means dependency.
4. A LOT of men like to think, or say to their buddies: "Look what I got this fat pig to do!"

Those two and Hambutt fit that bill nicely.
Yeah, you're right.
 
IDK, I kind of disagree as there's a subset of extreme degenerates whose money shot is life ruination. Bear with me here:

1. Slob/general alarming appearance: Some get off on being a "part of" ruining someone's appearance and turning them into something like Chantal or Ryan Hooves.
2. Some may even like that "no man's land" since it accelerates the ruination.
3. Ruination means dependency.
4. A LOT of men like to think, or say to their buddies: "Look what I got this fat pig to do!"

Those two and Hambutt fit that bill nicely.
These men need to be locked up in an institution. Their brains are broken.
 
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