Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[IDF]

You don't take the first plea deal they give you if it's going to land you in jail and have your law license yanked.

Wouldn't it depend on whether you can potentially mount any credible defenses? Granted we don't have the full view of the situation but it doesn't really seem like law dope has any leverage in all this. Though he does keep alluding to us not knowing the full story or all the facts or whatever. Maybe the dope has an ace up his sleeve... Or at least thinks he does

 

[Not Really Here]

Reddit PTSD

Imagine ever going to Reddit.

'LOL! Catholic priest rape kids!' is something Balldo has consistently relied up

Nice Catholic defense sperging while trannies are given religious vocation positions, and the Pope is encouraging religious vocation for the rainbow people.

The point of my post was;
1) We have few facts about Andrew's personal life.
2) Correcting the idea he was Mormon from a few days ago in the thread.
3) Very light joke about Catholics sexually acting out after growing up in the guilt church.

Just no chill post thread turn from Internet Famous to Lolcow General.

 

[Harm]

Source?

Others in the thread claimed it and I'm uncritically repeating what were their baseless claims countless pages ago.

EDIT: Obviously this is a bad habit and I shouldn't continue this, but I'm being forthcoming about it.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I've negotiated more than enough extra good boy points in my life. I know what the fuck I'm doing.

He's going to get an offer for diversion and treatment. How are you going to top that?

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

PKA had Turkey Tom on and they eventually talk Nick Rekieta at 1:32:33

Spoiler: “relevant moments”

1:37:26 shoutout kiwi farms, then talk about furries

1:40:48 Tom finds pic of Nick with bottle in his ass, Nick talk continues

1:41:40 Hedonism II into drinking problems

1:44:00 Tom mentions youngest is 6; “oh, fuck that guy, then” - Kyle; agreement with Woody and Taylor

1:45:55 “if your kids are going to school dirty, you’re a scumbag” - Kyle

1:46:15 Nick made a lot of money, Woody talks about how getting rich quick can be a curse

1:47:04 Going to school as the stinky kid sucks - Taylor; they transition out of Rekieta on this topic

Bonus: 1:59:32 Kyle gets annoyed at Turkey Tom for not muting while loudly clicking his mouse

Takeaway - Producer Zac seems plugged in and probably browses the Farms. I give the presentation and B, maybe B-. Decent rundown, but points deducted for not mentioning the Balldo and getting it wrong about Kayla’s meds; Tom says she got cops to get her pills while being arrested, not that she has a bottle with non-scrip drugs sent to the jail.

Doubly amazing when he used Flavor-Aid.

Specifically, grape flavor aid. Flavor aid is still for sale. Grab a taste of history.

Edit* formatting, added reply

 

[Observantwatcherofthings0]

I’ve been gone for a week and this thread now moves so fast. Watching his cope stream…Oaft, if seethe had a face it would be nicks.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I still think the only reason Nick pushed the balldo so hard is because he gets off on making people uncomfortable by subjecting people to his kinks. It's part of his ODD where he likes challenging and disobeying people.

It's the same as when trannies put those "a trans woman peed here" stickers in the women's restroom.

100% based on this Nick clip I just dropped into the OP as part of my ongoing update:

 

[Sharpeteer]

Takeaway - Producer Zac seems plugged in and probably browses the Farms. I give the presentation and B, maybe B-. Decent rundown, but points deducted for not mentioning the Balldo and getting it wrong about Kayla’s meds; Tom says she got cops to get her pills while being arrested, not that she has a bottle with non-scrip drugs sent to the jail.

I accept the reality that these YouTubers are just not going to get the details right, whether it's because they didn't research properly, or because they intentionally censor the full truth because they want to keep the video monetized. Whatever, I'm not going to watch their videos anyway, so fine.

I do think this is partially to blame though for a lot of these new accounts coming in with the misinformed bad takes.

 

[Observantwatcherofthings0]

Allow me to introduce you to the Reverand Jim Jones. Greatest spokesman for kool-aid the world ever saw.

Notice nick didn’t thank EVS in his seethe stream:acceptance speech.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He's going to get an offer for diversion and treatment. How are you going to top that?

All charges dropped. And of course later he will need compensation for the damaged door, because it should have been obvious that the lying Scandinavian prudes were not credible.

Why would Nick accept diversion when a trial would prove he did nothing wrong?

Why would Nick accept treatment when he doesn't have a problem?

The only rehab Nick needs is some of that delicious Monster Rehab. Have another sip Nick!

 

[Strix454]

The only thing Nick could negotiate in a plea deal is the length of supervision or probation. How long does he have to take piss tests and be a good boy. Everything else is reasonably fixed.

I don't think he has any possibility of negotiating a plea deal where he gets rid of the felony.

And even if the most improbably miracle happened and he got off on all the charges in court, he STILL has to deal with CPS. They will demand their own pound of flesh.

 

[Chibitzen]

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He got the dog on camera for sympathy, but it looks like he's mercilessly choking it so hard its eyes are bulging out.

Rekieta subtly displaying his psychopathy to the shock and horror of others. Nothing to see here.


He really does enjoy pressing buttons and note how frequently he admits a great deal of what his detractors are saying. It's as
if responding directly to us, in the smuggest way possible, but admittedly skillfully without alerting his enablers. So although there's little veiled, he knows how to massage the truth enough for his adorers to accept the official narrative, so it's an excellent chance for a sociopath to get their rocks off manipulating others without setting off too many red flags. I feel like the uncomfortable dog and the Joker painting are just more ways for him to admit his unusual state of mind, as I'm trying to avoid too much armchair shit here. Even going as far to admit his pleasure at the displeasure of others...

Consider his comedy is not a sincere effort but a ruse to play games of psychology where the goal is cause as much confusion and consternation as he thinks is feasibly necessary to get the live reaction he's hoping for. His social media addiction assists him in filling the bucket as he gets to see the comments come in in almost real time as certain clips make rounds. Lying for him is the real art, and the attention he receives from other perfect strangers chiming in to try to figure it all out is probably a psychological boon for him. So I'm not real surprised he came back to stream. I'm surprised he didn't stream with the black eye still unhealed as unapologetic as he is being, but perhaps that black eye came with not so good reminders.

Sexualizing conversations and other people are also his "go to" since the uncomfortable aspects of those conversations allow him to maintain dominance. Remember, it's "funny", so we're not allowed to protest, silly prudes. I'm sure he'd sexualize the dog if he could get away with it in an overt enough manner. The introductions to the Balldo also come to mind...

That's also another reason I don't think we see him do much recorded content is that he needs the live audience to get his fill. Even though uploading would be one of the easiest way around any "scheduling issues" when he's unable to stream.

TLDR: Like most sociopaths, he gets off to manipulating others. Poor pup.

Side thought: I wonder if he moved studios because his original one was torn up during the police search. I'm sure they focused quite a bit on that room since he seemed under the influence on so many streams.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

I accept the reality that these YouTubers are just not going to get the details right, whether it's because they didn't research properly, or because they intentionally censor the full truth because they want to keep the video monetized. Whatever, I'm not going to watch their videos anyway, so fine.

I do think this is partially to blame though for a lot of these new accounts coming in with the misinformed bad takes.

For sure. Eternal September. But it’s great how big our baby boy Rekieta has matured from a nerdy weirdo to a blossomed lolcow. PKA isn’t as lolcow orbiting as other podcasts, but they know the zeitgeist. Everyone is talking about it in the YT sphere.

Congrats, Nick! You’re more popular than ever! You definitely should do karaoke and standup routines for your livestreams. That would be so FUNNY and you might get some WEIRD super chats!

 

[fluxeon]

I mentioned this last page. It was a cross-eye joke, and I am disappointed that Sean (as an admitted Kiwi) went along with the implication that Nick made a paedo claim against LM. He recanted about Montegraph, and I thought he knew better.

The joke was obviously about Andrew being gozzy, but with a slight paedo insinuation.
Maybe it's because I am a bong, but when referring to public toilets they are always the Ladies and the Gents. I only remember "Girls" and "Boys" rooms from school, i.e. Children's toilets or changing rooms.
Nick takes a dig at Andrew's physical traits, cross-eye, but he also mentioned his limping. I know Andrew is a bit of a giant and those sometimes have irregular legs and need to walk with a club foot shoe, etc. I have no idea if this is the case, but is Nick snidely letting his fans in on it?

 

[Sharpeteer]

For sure. Eternal September. But it’s great how big our baby boy Rekieta has matured from a nerdy weirdo to a blossomed lolcow. PKA isn’t as lolcow orbiting as other podcasts, but they know the zeitgeist. Everyone is talking about it in the YT sphere.

Congrats, Nick! You’re more popular than ever! You definitely should do karaoke and standup routines for your livestreams. That would be so FUNNY and you might get some WEIRD super chats!

I will always like PKA for their Wings history. lol

 

[But I Digress]

Finally got around to making this.
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I think this perfectly encapsulates the experience of only know Rackets from his trial viewing streams and came in here at the start of this event, I had the same.

The last big trial he did was Depp vs Heard. The difference in appearance alone from that time to his coked out drunk stream is "faces of meth" level and was quite shocking.

The fact that they had their home raided and children forcibly removed and they're acting like the kids are away at summer camp so they can do all these arts and crafts now is absolutely disgusting.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He should be cut

into little pieces and fed to the forest critters.

Only thing I can think of would be when Nick said during the latest Locals stream that Legal Mindset "looks at the boys' room and looks at the girls' room and doesn't know which one to go into" or something like that. I was watching Sean's stream snipe of it and he paused at that point and went off about "aren't you already in a lawsuit for defamation"

Barnes was the one who implied LM liked underaged girls, Not Nick.

Nick implied Legal Mindset was a pedo. He learned from the Montagraph suit to be more covert with his defamation.

Nick is fucked either way, the new Judge is definitely worse for him than Fischer. He sentences even felons long sentences who pleaded guilty. the only option Nick has at this point is if Nick wants a longer sentence or not, and that depends if he wants to fight this like he is fighting the defamation case

Nick will be fine. He grew up in the toughest part of Houston where cops raided his school bus everyday and told the white bread ass nigger he would see hi in prison one day.

MSG scare was partly fuelled "chinks bad", Bri'ish dumbfucks can't even season they food

The British race and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Maybe it is cynicism, but I've learned you CANNOT care about th problems of the world that you cannot fix. It will break you. This is the mindset that makes women think 'I can fix him'. It will be a soul suck that destroys you.

You Can (Not) Fix Him.

 

[break these cuffs]

He's going to get an offer for diversion and treatment. How are you going to top that?

Dismissal of charges, a public apology, and Nick doesn't bring the entirety of rotten Kandiyohi County government to it's knees. It might not be as big as DC, but that just makes the swamp all that much easier to drain. They don't understand that they're fucking with the Lawpope.

 

[Observantwatcherofthings0]

Sorry for the off topic, but even this doesn't work as anyone who traveled middle eastern countries can attest to there are hidden bars all over in the back of normal shops like dry cleaners. I don't think there's any way to get rid of alcohol.

That’s why alcoholics take medication like antibuse. The medication reacts badly with alcohol, even alcohol in cosmetics and will make the abuser physically sick and can possibly hospitalise you. Anyone serious about getting clean will be offered something like this.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The point of my post was;
1) We have few facts about Andrew's personal life.
2) Correcting the idea he was Mormon from a few days ago in the thread.
3) Very light joke about Catholics sexually acting out after growing up in the guilt church.

Just no chill post thread turn from Internet Famous to Lolcow General.

I duplicate the post to which I responded below, in full. More correctly, your point was: 'WAAAAAH! Why no gibs me da stikers and laffs at me funy joke where me vent issues with relijon!'

If you had made a sensible, cogent, and informed post (like the one I am responding to now) rather than shitting up the thread, I would have taken no exception. The unfunny attention-whoring was the issue.

I'm disappointed Kiwi's here didn't get my joke about Catholics being sus morally in general.