Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
Nick Rekieta has no friends.
Narcissists generally don't have friends, nor do they particularly want them. What they want are sycophants.
The closest thing Nick has to a friend is Drex, and he has been conspicuously absent for some time.
Which leads me to believe that Drex tried to warn him, and Nick responded with something to the effect of "Shut up, I know what I'm doing."
 
Cocaine doesn't work like flour. Sure, that may not be enough to make you a biscuit, but it will get a bunch of people plenty high for a week or so.

He hasn't, though.

He was obviously drinking booze in his Monster Rehab Lemonade can. He just thought he was really smart and you couldn't detect that.

He pulls these teenage tricks. He thinks he's fooling you.
100%. You can tell by the way he drinks it and his facial expressions after. I would not be shocked if he did a line when he headed off to get the pug and put the pug away.
 
Ethan Van Sciver is just using Nick to get attention for himself and his channel. I doubt he believes any of what he is saying about Nick. But he knows that saying things like that will get him clicks and attention. He is desperate for both these days.
That Star Wars Girl (Anna) seems more motivated by THOT solidarity with April and hatred of Aaron than anything specific to Nick. I'm sure Anna could relate to a woman leaving her husband to become a live-in coke whore and the degeneracy of all the women around Nick.

Nina Infinity doesn't generally have opinions of her own and I think is mostly driven by whatever story the streams she was to suck up to are selling.

Just a couple of additional thoughts:

I see EVS and Nick as being very similar in many ways. Both are narcissists who fancied themselves the kings of their respective communities. Both were the top earners in their circles. I think you're right that EVS smells opportunity from Nick's crowd. Since many in his old audience are turning on him, he needs a new audience of pay pigs to keep him accustomed to the lazy grift he's become used to. But I also think that EVS (like Nick) loves to feel superior to everybody else, and that he enjoys differentiating himself from the crowd with his aggressively contrarian opinions.

When it comes to the girls, I think the simplest explanation is that they all feel that they have to be on the same team with the same opinion, because that's how it has to be in a lot of women's friend groups. Harmony and bandwagoning uber alles.
 
When it comes to the girls, I think the simplest explanation is that they all feel that they have to be on the same team with the same opinion, because that's how it has to be in a lot of women's friend groups. Harmony and bandwagoning uber alles.
That attitude of feeling the need to be on the same team, and just agreeing to fit in is so easy to sniff out, and it's so annoying. Only a narcissist would enjoy that kind of company.
 
I think it's worse than that. He's thrilled he doesn't have to deal with them, and he's excited they still give him a greater share of the trust. I am sure he sees this as the best of both worlds.
He should be cut entirely out of the trust. Only the kids should benefit from it. Nick should be kicked out into the street like the bum that he is.
 
Van Sciver and others in Rekieta's corner think they're backing up a buddy in his hour of greatest need. They're wrong in doing it. What Rekieta needs is someone he likes and trusts to tell him the hard, unvarnished truth, which is what a real friend does, and the truth is Rekieta and his equally fucked-up, cokehead wife are hurting their five children. A real friend would urge him into rehab and beg him to take whatever plea deal the state offers, one that will reunite him with his family as soon as possible, convincing him that's the only way out that works.

You don't take the first plea deal they give you if it's going to land you in jail and have your law license yanked. I assume you've never been in trouble or know someone who has.
 
You don't take the first plea deal they give you if it's going to land you in jail and have your law license yanked. I assume you've never been in trouble or know someone who has.
Lmao this retard's choice is whether he loses his law license for a little while or whether he loses it forever.

You are a stupid dumb fuck.

He's going to get a reasonably good deal at first.

Then he's going to get a less than reasonably good deal.

Then he's going to get fucked in the ass.

And if you don't understand this, you are one stupid motherfucker.
 
Lmao this retard's choice is whether he loses his law license for a little while or whether he loses it forever.

You are a stupid dumb fuck.

He's going to get a reasonably good deal at first.

Then he's going to get a less than reasonably good deal.

Then he's going to get fucked in the ass.

And if you don't understand this, you are one stupid motherfucker.

Plea deals don't get worse, why would they make them worse if they want to save money and time on a trial. Attempting to insult me while not having a clue about how things work isn't going well for you.
 
'The warrant was illegal so nothing counts' is retarded as a strategy because MULTIPLE people reported they thought you had drugs, the cops gave it to an officer specifically trained in determining if someone has drugs, he decided you had drugs, and then you FUCKING ACTUALLY HAD DRUGS.

This is the most retarded possible strategy so of course it's what Nick is going with.
It is retarded to anybody sober and with a functioning brain. Sure you want to verify the warrant is legal, but resting on the hopes that a technicality will wipe the entire case away is nutty. Especially when child safety is involved. The state has a lot of latitude when kids are endangered. Even if a T is not crossed the court will likely allow a lot of latitude WRT small mistakes.

But for selfish reasons I would love to see Balldo take it to court and fight. It will be a spectacular fail for the world to see.
Can we really discount the theory the coke did not belong to him? 17yo's are crazy these days and it would not be surprising they would want to experiment, especially since they have a libertarian father who does not view mind altering substances as "inherently evil"
Good God man. What??? The kid was snorting coke in his parent's bathroom? And they were just cool with the kid having 7 8-balls worth of coke in their bathroom? Just stop.
bro when i made that "what if the 16 year old bought the coke" post it was meant to be a joke, a reference to an earlier post where another user had talked about how he used to buy drugs for his parents when he was in high school
It's not your fault. Just like the lack of an inner monologue, some people cannot discern humor from a serious statement.
 
Well. Ralph at least probably did have a bad childhood. But a bad childhood for someone like Ralph is no excuse for becoming a very bad adult. Ralph mostly uses it as a pity card to play.

Nick on the other hand seems to have had nothing in his childhood worth complaining about. Everything about him growing up rough is just a total lie. Nick for the most part was an upper middle class suburban nerd.

Nick's bad childhood is just part of a larger pattern of Nick lying to manipulate his audience and to divert attention away from the fact that he has been living off a trust fund for his entire married life. Nick's self-image is of the man who rose to success through talent and merit even though the reality is a more mixed picture.
You're telling me he didn't grow up as a nigger?
 
What does it matter whether Rekieta keeps his legal license when he doesn't even use it anyway? Remember that he took on April's speeding ticket to court, then proceeded to not show up to a remote hearing, resulting in a heavier fine. Whether he keeps the credentials so he can technically call himself a lawyer is irrelevant imo.
 
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