Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.0%

  • Total voters
    294
Maybe this has already been said before, havent seen it myself yet. Thread is moving quick.
But on top of everything happening with Rekieta this balldo wearing cuckhold is giving me the cringiest vibes with his Don Juan delusions. He legit thinks he's some super smooth ladies man and that everyone else is a bunch of virgin squares. It's almost like he spent the first half of his life not knowing what pussy is, finally gets some and wants to declare to the world his new found discovery as if nobody else knew pussy existed.

Add in the fact that he makes little cringy remarks about it all the time like, "when it comes to these trolls, they're just not good with women" which by implication is the balldo declaring he's an expert on females. All while being a cuck, which is the weakest position to be in for a man looking to spread his DNA as well as within the social hierarchy. It's pure sissy boy shit, letting your wife get fucked by other men, prepping bulls and somehow declaring to be an expert on women. Mind boggling! :story:

Every-time Lord Balldo makes a statement about being a "Ladies Man" I think of the pure cringe in the following video and think, "Yep! that's Rekieta!"
 
But I'm trying to think of what 26g of cocaine looks like. Since 5 teaspoons of sugar (I think that's around 25g) isn't very much. That's why I was wondering if cocaine is extremely light. Then the amount would be physically larger in size despite weighing the same.
A little bit of just stuff about cocaine..

The relevant thing is the specific gravity of cocaine vs. sugar (assumes pure). Sugar is 1.045. That's 1.045g per cm cubed where cocaine is 1gm per. For reference, a sugar cube is about a cubic centimeter. So picture ~27 sugar cubes (26.6gr): one maybe two less of actual sugar.

*Sugar cubes weigh more than the same volume of particulate sugar filling the same volume. Sugar cubes are compressed and molded.
 
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Yeah I was wrong. After some kind kiwis pointed it out, I agree he probably doesnt have an actual court appointed officer with him. I thought I heard on the Kino Casino or from Null's stream that he had an officer from the court living with him so he didn't break his conditions.
There's no probably. He absolutely doesn't. That's not how that shit works. Neither the KC or Null said that. You are full of shit. Then you made this idiotic comment claiming the thread doesn't understand anything and needs to read up on Nick's case, and you link to Quest v Rekieta. That's Nick's ongoing civil defamation case.

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You guys obviously have no idea what 'Court Appointend Surveillance Agent' even means do you? I suggest you read the actual stipulations in Nick's case and law on this matter.

You need pull your head out of your ass. Your posts thus far have been utter dogshit. You're in for a rough ride if you don't.
 
Maybe this has already been said before, havent seen it myself yet. Thread is moving quick.
But on top of everything happening with Rekieta this balldo wearing cuckhold is giving me the cringiest vibes with his Don Juan delusions. He legit thinks he's some super smooth ladies man and that everyone else is a bunch of virgin squares. It's almost like he spent the first half of his life not knowing what pussy is, finally gets some and wants to declare to the world his new found discovery as if nobody else knew pussy existed.

Add in the fact that he makes little cringy remarks about it all the time like, "when it comes to these trolls, they're just not good with women" which by implication is the balldo declaring he's an expert on females. All while being a cuck, which is the weakest position to be in for a man looking to spread his DNA as well as within the social hierarchy. It's pure sissy boy shit, letting your wife get fucked by other men, prepping bulls and somehow declaring to be an expert on women. Mind boggling! :story:

Every-time Lord Balldo makes a statement about being a "Ladies Man" I think of the pure cringe in the following video and think, "Yep! that's Rekieta!"
What you say is true, but can be explained in one sentence: "cocaine's a hell of a drug."
 
Aww, meanie kiwi incel prudes won't let poor Nicky-poo do his druggies!

I've been pondering why KF makes bad people so assmad. It's pretty obvious, really. It's one thing when you just go through your life, one small fuck up at a time... you could maybe excuse some, and it doesn't look all that bad in isolation.
But when it's all documented and pieced together in one coherent picture, it shows patterns that reveal their true, shitty self. And it's right here for anyone interested enough to see.
 
I really don't understand why people are still trying to sweep it up for Nick

Ethan Van Sciver is just using Nick to get attention for himself and his channel. I doubt he believes any of what he is saying about Nick. But he knows that saying things like that will get him clicks and attention. He is desperate for both these days.

TUG and Camelot are somewhat the same. They both generally just want to grift off Nick's situation to get clicks and attention for themselves. I would consider both of them sociopaths. Camelot's approach was among the most cynical in that he made it clear (IMO) that if Nick didn't give him Nick-related content, that he was going give out to private stuff about Nick. Dropping that bomb about Nick being involved with prostitutes seemed to be enough to get Nick to start returning his calls. And at the same time Camelot dishing any dirt about Nick ended.

Dax (DIck Masterson) is inevitably laughing at and encouraging Nick's self-destructive behavior. Because Juju the Cow gets off on watching people destroy themselves.

That Star Wars Girl (Anna) seems more motivated by THOT solidarity with April and hatred of Aaron than anything specific to Nick. I'm sure Anna could relate to a woman leaving her husband to become a live-in coke whore and the degeneracy of all the women around Nick.

Nina Infinity doesn't generally have opinions of her own and I think is mostly driven by whatever story the streams she was to suck up to are selling.

Barnes loves legal lost causes. He is more in love with Nick's desperate legal situation than Nick.

Ralph just sees this as an easy topic he can exploit for attention.

Generally none of these people are really sweeping up for Nick. Its that they are playing different angles to get attention that require pretending to be on Nick's side.
 
A real friend would urge him into rehab and beg him to take whatever plea deal the state offers, one that will reunite him with his family as soon as possible, convincing him that's the only way out that works.
He hates his kids, though. He doesn't even want to be reunited with his family. That's just the level of piece of shit he's operating on.

He couldn't give a shit less about his kids. He hates them. He's probably thrilled he doesn't have to deal with them now that they've been separated from him.

That's how vile he is.
 
He hates his kids, though. He doesn't even want to be reunited with his family. That's just the level of piece of shit he's operating on.

He couldn't give a shit less about his kids. He hates them. He's probably thrilled he doesn't have to deal with them now that they've been separated from him.

That's how vile he is.
I think it's worse than that. He's thrilled he doesn't have to deal with them, and he's excited they still give him a greater share of the trust. I am sure he sees this as the best of both worlds.
 
I can appreciate some of the posts from folks that say Nick just needs someone to encourage him or give him hope, or that he needs a friend.

Here's the thing, this man is not just some guy down on his luck. He doesn't want your kind of help, he doesn't want to "get better." Having someone encourage him to get help is only going to get you a nice mouthful, and possibly a long rant telling you to kill yourself or something. He literally did it to some commenters when he first went back online, and some of these actually sounded sincere, and he responded just how many here expected him to.

The saying how addicts need to lose everything before they realize their problems is a saying for a reason. At this point, it's clear nobody in his personal life can help him, not in the way he wants. As for his "friends":

Ethan Van Sciver is just using Nick to get attention for himself and his channel. I doubt he believes any of what he is saying about Nick. But he knows that saying things like that will get him clicks and attention. He is desperate for both these days.

TUG and Camelot are somewhat the same. They both generally just want to grift off Nick's situation to get clicks and attention for themselves. I would consider both of them sociopaths. Camelot's approach was among the most cynical in that he made it clear (IMO) that if Nick didn't give him Nick-related content, that he was going give out to private stuff about Nick. Dropping that bomb about Nick being involved with prostitutes seemed to be enough to get Nick to start returning his calls. And at the same time Camelot dishing any dirt about Nick ended.

Dax (DIck Masterson) is inevitably laughing at and encouraging Nick's self-destructive behavior. Because Juju the Cow gets off on watching people destroy themselves.

That Star Wars Girl (Anna) seems more motivated by THOT solidarity with April and hatred of Aaron than anything specific to Nick. I'm sure Anna could relate to a woman leaving her husband to become a live-in coke whore and the degeneracy of all the women around Nick.

Nina Infinity doesn't generally have opinions of her own and I think is mostly driven by whatever story the streams she was to suck up to are selling.

Barnes loves legal lost causes. He is more in love with Nick's desperate legal situation than Nick.

Ralph just sees this as an easy topic he can exploit for attention.

Generally none of these people are really sweeping up for Nick. Its that they are playing different angles to get attention that require pretending to be on Nick's side.

Nick Rekieta has no friends. And no one is surprised. Look at how he treats people, especially people that mean well and only tried to help him. Look at how he responded and treated them back. There are plenty of screenshots and clips. Do you think he's friends with those in his local communities? Well they noticed his developments and seemingly did the right thing by reporting him to somebody. Anybody that tries to do the right thing he pushes away. A lot of people here tried to do the right thing, he retaliated, and look where that got him - his fan club turned into his worst nightmare. The thing he, according to Andrew, reads and seethes about.

The way Nick acts gets him exactly what he had coming. He has no friends. His "friends" online are sucking him dry for videos and streams, part of me can't blame them (even though they are monsters for even saying such things whether they believe it or not), because I think deep down some of them know if they were to tell him the truth, that he would do the same thing to them, so they just get what they can.

This man has no friends.

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Here's the great thing - I don't have to feel sorry for him, and I don't. He's not my family, he's not my friend. While I personally never reached out to him or talked to him (beyond a couple superchats many years ago), I know some people here did, and look what they got in return. His kids are away from him and Kayla, therefore, my concerns are resolved. I don't care how much he destroys himself at this point. He will kill himself in the end. Whether it's from overdose, drunkenly crashing his car, or he accidentally slips and falls in the prison shower.
 
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Van Sciver and others in Rekieta's corner think they're backing up a buddy in his hour of greatest need. They're wrong in doing it.
No they don't. It's just a grift.

Nick Rekieta doesn't like Eric July. @FROG hates Eric July for no reason beyond that Eric July is more successful in crowdfunding comics than he is.

Therefore, @FROG makes up weird conspiracy theories where it's Nick's teenager's fault that his kids were starving and in filthy clothes and that maybe Nick's teenager was the one who bought the drugs and planted them in a safe in the master bedroom or bathroom area.

Nick's pointed lack of acknowledgement of @FROG may mean that even Nick thinks that @FROG is out over his skis on this one.
 
A little bit of just stuff about cocaine..

The relevant thing is the specific gravity of cocaine vs. sugar (assumes pure). Sugar is 1.045. That's 1.045g per cm cubed where cocaine is 1gm per. For reference, a sugar cube is about a cubic centimeter. So picture ~27 sugar cubes (26.6gr): one maybe two less of actual sugar.

*Sugar cubes weigh more than the same volume of particulate sugar filling the same volume. Sugar cubes are compressed and molded.

You have really tiny sugar cubes, lol! The ones I've always ever had before were at least 2cm cubes. Definitely not 1cm.
 
Did Nick do it AGAIN?

At approximately 1:30 in the following Legal Mindset stream, Andrew and Sean discuss Nick claiming Andrew has a "predilection towards minor children." Andrew implies that he might take legal action against Nick, and has a two year window to decide. Sean joked that David Schneider might give Andrew a 2 for 1 package deal with Monty.

Any idea what they are referring to? I don't recall it happening in last night's stream, but I was in and out and not paying super close attention like others.

And no, it's not the Barnes thing concerning Thailand. They are very definitely talking about Nick here.

 
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Did Nick do it AGAIN?

At approximately 1:30 in the following Legal Mindset stream, Andrew and Sean discuss Nick claiming Andrew has a "predilection towards minor children." Andrew implies that he might take legal action against Nick, and has a two year window to decide. Sean joked that David Schneider might give Andrew a 2 for 1 package deal with Monty.

Any idea what they are referring to? I don't recall it happening in last night's stream, but I was in and out and not paying super close attention like others.

And no, it's not the Barnes thing concerning Thailand. They are very definitely talking about Nick here.


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He hates his kids, though. He doesn't even want to be reunited with his family. That's just the level of piece of shit he's operating on.

He couldn't give a shit less about his kids. He hates them. He's probably thrilled he doesn't have to deal with them now that they've been separated from him.

That's how vile he is.

It is strange how he hasn't talked about them. If you had been accused of neglecting your children I would think you'd emphasise how much you love them, are trying to get them back and let everybody know their current situation and how they're doing. And in the case of someone like Nick maybe use them as a bit of a shield and say "Can you please stop spreadng all these nasty rumours and wild speculation as it gets back to my children and affects them."
 
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