Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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Well, if you insist.

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Don't compare stonetoss to Vito like that.

Shmorky is far more talented than Vito. I don't think there's a single thing of note that Vito has ever created. Shmorky has had a ton of influence on Internet culture due to his talent, despite being a weird sex freak with a laughable falsetto voice.
You're right. I actually liked a lot of the flash tub animations Shmorky made. Honest hate, Shmorky has talent. Vito does not. I also think old school Lowtax was funnier than Dick when he was popular, but it's subjective and depends on how old you were at the time, I guess.

Dick and Vito are like Lowtax and Shmorky got teleported into the Dark World from Zelda and mutated into ironic versions of themselves.
 
Dax peaked as a Featured Extra in a Pizza Hut commercial that never made it to air
I could be wrong but isn’t it easier to find the alog edit of that commercial than the actual commercial? The one where it jumpcuts to Dax playing piano, singing

🎶 WHEN YOURE RAPED BY A PACK OF NIGGEEEERRRSSS🎶
 
I could be wrong but isn’t it easier to find the alog edit of that commercial than the actual commercial? The one where it jumpcuts to Dax playing piano, singing

🎶 WHEN YOURE RAPED BY A PACK OF NIGGEEEERRRSSS🎶
Jesse from PodAwful made that edit, rightly so since Dax (free speech absolutist) got his Patreon banned ban for once saying nigger.
 
You're right. I actually liked a lot of the flash tub animations Shmorky made. Honest hate, Shmorky has talent. Vito does not. I also think old school Lowtax was funnier than Dick when he was popular, but it's subjective and depends on how old you were at the time, I guess.

Dick and Vito are like Lowtax and Shmorky got teleported into the Dark World from Zelda and mutated into ironic versions of themselves.
Whenever I think of something good shmorky did theres stuff like that catchy fliptop box song and countless other animations.

Vito just had two videos where he bothered UCB protests which were ruined because they weren't edited down enough, and you see his bad improv on display. It's funny that he finally got on the dick show for vaping "belle delphines bathwater" between sperging about marvel/starwars goyslop and making his own failed podcast where people called in to tell him he's a faggot.
 
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  • Had to steal all his success from Maddox (MADDOX BLAST!)
  • Embarrassed by his own name
  • His uggo wife chooses his bed sheets for him
  • All the pedophile friends
  • Stuck with sloppy seconds for life
  • Literally won't shut the fuck up about Maddox
  • Begging Eric July to sue him only to get ignored
  • Surrounded by failed content creators desperate to suck up crumbs of clout from him
  • Enabled Nick the Child Abuser for years
  • Pops champagne whenever he gets more than 100 updoots on a tweet
  • Gets fucked in his ass with sparkly purple strap-on dildos and then deepthroats the dildo while dressed like a pink cow named Juju
  • Not funny
  • Chaser, simps for Blair White etc.
  • FAT
  • Loses to old ladies in puzzle games
  • Does 3-hour-long streams as responses to singular posts on Kiwi Farms and Xeets from Eric July
  • Mexican AND Jewish
 
  • Not funny
  • Chaser, simps for Blair White etc.
  • FAT
  • Loses to old ladies in puzzle games
  • Does 3-hour-long streams as responses to singular posts on Kiwi Farms and Xeets from Eric July
  • Mexican AND Jewish
  • Associated with Cuties
  • Contrarian
  • Hedonist
  • Broken dick
 
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this guy really wants to kickstart lolsuit 2. excited as I am about seeing King Maddox's new show, I'd rather wait for the official release without the annoying commentary.
If Maddox tries another suit he better have his shit together about it and focus on Daxipad. No one else. No Vito, no Shawn, no 80s Girl, just Daxipad.

Or he could remind everyone why he lost his first suit by dragging everyone I mentioned into it.
 
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this guy really wants to kickstart lolsuit 2. excited as I am about seeing King Maddox's new show, I'd rather wait for the official release without the annoying commentary.
I think it would be really interesting if Maddox hired a competent attorney this time. California has more stalking/harassment/unfair competition laws than probably anywhere in the nation. I'm sure Daxipads decade long hate boner has violated atleast one of those laws.

Fair use analysis generally leans heavily against the early release of commercial works because they are basically automatically a market replacement.
 
What a sad life he lives. His entire life revolves around Maddox.
My first thought reading his tweet was that this is pathetic. It's like a middle aged layabout making fun of the guy who was a dork in high school 30 years ago. If you don't move on and stop talking about being elected prom king, it's just sad and pathetic.
 
If fair use covered leaks then we'd have a shit ton more media leaking early under the guise of "fair use." Even things which have already been released, but in extremely limited circumstances can't be reproduced with that excuse (J.D. Salinger's "The Ocean Full of Bowling Balls" being a pretty immediate example).

It's a tacit admission that Dax will never establish his own identity or brand that isn't aping on Maddox somehow.
 
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