Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God” - MrBeast’s litigious troon sidekick & divorcé. Lolicon-loving narcissistic queer

[Surfin Terf]

And there it is. Troonery pretty much replaced faggotry 100% and trannies consider them disposable now.
Imagine writing another one of these faggot bing bing wahoo funni haha troon rights memes, but replace "gay men" with "transgenders" and "transphobic" with "pedophilic".

Note that this is the exact opposite of their arguments re: Queers for Palestine (with the exception of the especial loonies who claim that Palestinians aren't any more homophobic than Americans or Israelis)

 

[Mion Sonozaki]

Note that this is the exact opposite of their arguments re: Queers for Palestine (with the exception of the especial loonies who claim that Palestinians aren't any more homophobic than Americans or Israelis)

It's amazing and deeply horrifying how people like Chris are able to convince themselves that believing marriage is only valid between a man and woman is somehow worse and more dangerous than Arabs who want to kill gays. 1984 doublethink come to life

 

[Slur.EXE]

Chris and his new BF had a west Hollywood date on stream. They didn't purchase clothes or go into a store lmfao. guess Pride is today? Sick of this month.

Spoiler

a timeline of screenshots since the trimmed vod still won't locally upload @ 360P (look I mute the audio for this shit when I'm scanning the bg for niggers sniggering at the irl streamers; so, there is some interpretations of what's going on, I was not listening)
for the soyteens:

Ch1. 00:00 -4:18 -Sunglasses Arc

Spoiler: Ch1

Chris is regularly bobbing out of frame like he's eret's own corner demon

ch2. 04:18 - 06:15 -Sticker Graffiti Arc,

Spoiler: ch2

Every so often Chris will get a good closeup on his face and you can see his smeared on eyeshadow. He keeps touching his greasy fuckin hair

My headcannon is they are confessing to the placing of the gay sticker.

Ch3. 06:15- The first walk Arc

Spoiler: ch3

10:28 11:17 - STDCheck truck mini ARC
11:48 - Gay people walk behind them
13:25 - trannigger flag on the road is double sided

Ch.4. 19:03- Windowshopping Arc (Walk Arc 1.5)

Spoiler: Ch5

23:07 The walk past some guys in blue, given how eret follows them with the front facing camera I will assume they are giggling about how the blue shit guys might be homo's. This would be Chris's single most femmine action if so.

Ch5. 31:02- Blair White Arc 1.

Spoiler: Ch5.

Ch6. 31:40- The second long walk Arc.
35:09 - 36:19 Cybertruck mini Arc. Chris has a sperg out because someone parked their cybertruck on pride st., They cross the road and safely avoided the transphobic Elon truck.

Spoiler: ch6.

ch7. 40:31- Blair white arc 2.
44:03 Garf mini Arc

Spoiler: ch7.

Ch8.48:44- Pink Arc and the filming of tiktok.

Spoiler: ch8.

you really don't need to watch the stream now.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

hey fuckface what group pushed this whole "my partner" shit? wait. what..? Affluent Liberal White Women? And MatPat.. oh yeah...

Cowboys say pardner or just pard. Educate yourself, buckaroophobe.

 

[Chandelier]

but what is this? New selfies so my block game Autism post has some new meat to it!

Boy has a beaky face like a raccoon. Eyeliner doesn't match, as others have pointed out - he stopped halfway on the eyelid. Also doesn't look smooth but janky.

He also looks like he's going to rape someone with that smile.

smh X2.

Ah, this again. Marsha wasn't even there. Storme DeLarverie was, and she threw the first brick.

NEW UNIT PICS!! CONCLUSION: DORITO​

I always appreciate the candid photos of Troon tits vs their squishing them for the camera. Any man who sneaks into this man's DMs belongs on a cross.

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

a timeline of screenshots since the trimmed vod still won't locally upload

That's rough buddy

 

[Poonocchio]

That's rough buddy
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That's a rather rapid decline in the old hair follicles there, Sir.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

That's rough buddy
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It looks so greasy. He seems like the kind of person who thinks Axe and maybe some dry shampoo is a reasonable substitute for a shower.

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

It looks so greasy. He seems like the kind of person who thinks Axe and maybe some dry shampoo is a reasonable substitute for a shower.

Wasn't there this fellow with a curiously similar name who used that exact routine? Lets see how that turned out. Oh.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

WTF is it with troons and greasy hair? No real woman would be caught dead with oil slick hair, unless she was deathly ill, or just finished a week of camping and hadn't had a chance to use a real shower yet.

Surely they heard of shampoo back when they were in "boy mode", yes?

Or does their hormone fuckery make male pattern baldness even worse somehow?

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Wasn't there this fellow with a curiously similar name who used that exact routine? Lets see how that turned out. Oh.

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I don't get people like this. If I go a few days without showering, I just feel gross. Especially my hair. The aversion these people have to showers is just baffling. The only thing I can think of that might appeal to them is how fucking wonderful it feels to stand under a high-pressure showerhead when your back is sore after a long day hunched over at your computer.

 

[barrow greeter]

WTF is it with troons and greasy hair?

Because they're slovenly subhuman degenerates? It's part of the whole package.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

WTF is it with troons and greasy hair? No real woman would be caught dead with oil slick hair, unless she was deathly ill, or just finished a week of camping and hadn't had a chance to use a real shower yet.

Surely they heard of shampoo back when they were in "boy mode", yes?

Or does their hormone fuckery make male pattern baldness even worse somehow?

Transgenderism is a mental illness. Slovenliness is one of the common symptoms.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

The more he doubles down on all the worst troon cliches (sexualised content, furries, "uwu" style typing, going on and on about how the hormones have broken his dick 'n' balls...) the more I wonder how long he'd been having the thoughts of trooning out, and if his wife ever got an inkling that something was off - did she ever catch him wearing women's clothes (hers or otherwise) or looking at tranny nudes, and was this going on even before they got married? The trooning out was so sudden, but AGP doesn't happen overnight, it's something a man develops over time.

Seriously doubt he and his ex are on good terms, given she's still deeply religious and on the old fashioned, "men have to be manly" side, if they do indeed have family movie/game nights to try and give their son that sense of normalcy that should come with having both parents present in his life, she probably has to hold her tongue around him even though she's definitely thinking he's ruined both himself and their son's childhood. If I were her I'd just take the kid and run, cut him out of my life, better to have no dad than a degenerate father who insists you now have two mothers and posts sexually suggestive pictures and brags on social media about how useless and floppy his dick has become on estrogen.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

The more he doubles down on all the worst troon cliches (sexualised content, furries, "uwu" style typing, going on and on about how the hormones have broken his dick 'n' balls...) the more I wonder how long he'd been having the thoughts of trooning out, and if his wife ever got an inkling that something was off - did she ever catch him wearing women's clothes (hers or otherwise) or looking at tranny nudes, and was this going on even before they got married? The trooning out was so sudden, but AGP doesn't happen overnight, it's something a man develops over time.

Seriously doubt he and his ex are on good terms, given she's still deeply religious and on the old fashioned, "men have to be manly" side, if they do indeed have family movie/game nights to try and give their son that sense of normalcy that should come with having both parents present in his life, she probably has to hold her tongue around him even though she's definitely thinking he's ruined both himself and their son's childhood. If I were her I'd just take the kid and run, cut him out of my life, better to have no dad than a degenerate father who insists you now have two mothers and posts sexually suggestive pictures and brags on social media about how useless and floppy his dick has become on estrogen.

One can only speculate since she is staying silent (probably out of fear, but she’s doing the right thing tbh).

I’d imagine that he did show signs. Perhaps there were bedroom antics he suggested, that she turned her nose up at. Religion isn’t a guaranteed anti-degeneracy sign but I’m certain that she would have been disgusted by such suggestions and I hope she didn’t indulge him.

He certainly spent a lot of time locked away in his office “working” while she was being mum. And the poster & post history is a good indication that he was active in awful groups. I wonder whether he let the mask slip around Mr Beast and the lads. Perhaps even they thought he was a creep lol.

What a pity Beast has everyone to shut up and ignore the Chris thing.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

WTF is it with troons and greasy hair? No real woman would be caught dead with oil slick hair, unless she was deathly ill, or just finished a week of camping and hadn't had a chance to use a real shower yet.

Surely they heard of shampoo back when they were in "boy mode", yes?

Or does their hormone fuckery make male pattern baldness even worse somehow?

Men and women have different hair types and different hygiene habits. Men tend to have shorter hair, so their hair care doesn't take as much as women do. And greasy hair is easier to dissimulate if it's short.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

for the soyteens:

 

[PunkinMan]

That's rough buddy
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Reminder that chris tyson is only 27 years old, by the time hes 35+ he will most likely be fully bald if he continues his hair "routine"

 

[The Lawgiver]

The more he doubles down on all the worst troon cliches (sexualised content, furries, "uwu" style typing, going on and on about how the hormones have broken his dick 'n' balls...) the more I wonder how long he'd been having the thoughts of trooning out, and if his wife ever got an inkling that something was off - did she ever catch him wearing women's clothes (hers or otherwise) or looking at tranny nudes, and was this going on even before they got married? The trooning out was so sudden, but AGP doesn't happen overnight, it's something a man develops over time.

I said it before and I'll say it again, The reason why He's doubling down on the cliches is because He knows them due to having enough time to observe and previously make fun of people that do them. It's a script, unironically a clout hunger fueled state of being.

 

[Chandelier]

can we get ex-boyfriend stories lol, who hurt you cwissy??

The gay man posting this looks like he'd be knocked on his ass by a flip flop. How much you wanna bet he'll get sexually transmitted ringworm?

Reminder that chris tyson is only 27 years old, by the time hes 35+ he will most likely be fully bald if he continues his hair "routine"

27? Boy looks 37. He's aging like mad.