Orbiter đź‡¬đź‡§ Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

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update: unfortunately, there will be no cogsclusives from aaron.

also unrelated, but why does he only show his face in the little cog? what's happening Beyond the Cog?

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sorry for the double post but I'm going fucking crazy thinking about cog. I'm a coghead. why does he do any of this? it's the funniest shit in the world to me. he gets no engagement on twitter, no one fucking cares about anything he does. his shows are just him reacting to kino casino clips and eating coffee beans for like 20 other retards. he has a wife who i assume loves him. as supportive as she is, I'm sure she'd prefer to not hear about internet retards every single night. there's no reason for him to do this. no one cares. i've watched some of his show and it's nice that he likes his community of npcs and everything but I don't know why he doesn't just hang out with them on discord instead of pretending to have a show. there's no reason for any of this, yet he soldiers on. it's fucking incredible. I love cog
 
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BIG_BRAD said:
sorry for the double post but I'm going fucking crazy thinking about cog. I'm a coghead. why does he do any of this? it's the funniest shit in the world to me. he gets no engagement on twitter, no one fucking cares about anything he does. his shows are just him reacting to kino casino clips and eating coffee beans for like 20 other retards. he has a wife who i assume loves him. as supportive as she is, I'm sure she'd prefer to not hear about internet retards every single night. there's no reason for him to do this. no one cares. i've watched some of his show and it's nice that he likes his community of npcs and everything but I don't know why he doesn't just hang out with them on discord instead of pretending to have a show. there's no reason for any of this, yet he soldiers on. it's fucking incredible. I love cog
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Does he even make money?
 
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yeah people will donate like 10 dollars and then giant gold stars appear on screen and make dinging sounds while he yells about it like it's the best day of his life
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I don't know whether to pity him or feel happy that he can find pleasure in such simple things.
 
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Tablet County said:
I don't know whether to pity him or feel happy that he can find pleasure in such simple things.
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see, being left with such complex feelings is a sign of great cogtent. this is art. our boy is a fucking artist

anyway the coffee bean thing is hilarious. Apparently he really hates the taste of coffee, so his viewers donate money for him to buy and eat coffee beans and then do a yucky face in his little cog like a fucking toddler

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COGTENT! I'm actually losing my mind thinking about this shit. I'm coo coo for cog
 
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BIG_BRAD said:
see, being left with such complex feelings is a sign of great cogtent. this is art. our boy is a fucking artist

anyway the coffee bean thing is hilarious. Apparently he really hates the taste of coffee, so his viewers donate money for him to buy and eat coffee beans and then do a yucky face in his little cog like a fucking toddler

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It is made even more funny that he is clearly lying. He pretends to dislike coffee as a performative gesture to give value to his donators.
 
Retard_in_Charge said:
It is made even more funny that he is clearly lying. He pretends to dislike coffee as a performative gesture to give value to his donators.
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no wonder he's trying so hard to get in with vtubers, he relates to loving acting like a baby on stream for an audience of clapping smooth brains
 
BIG_BRAD said:
see, being left with such complex feelings is a sign of great cogtent. this is art. our boy is a fucking artist

anyway the coffee bean thing is hilarious. Apparently he really hates the taste of coffee, so his viewers donate money for him to buy and eat coffee beans and then do a yucky face in his little cog like a fucking toddler

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COGTENT! I'm actually losing my mind thinking about this shit. I'm coo coo for cog
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Gun to his poo wife's head, he's still not getting a real job.
 
Retard_in_Charge said:
It is made even more funny that he is clearly lying. He pretends to dislike coffee as a performative gesture to give value to his donators.
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Can confirm this is his longest running scam. Mostly coffee but he pretends to not like other food and beverages (including alcohol) so he can charge retards $50 for a can of soda. It is probably to give wannabe trolls like manbot and clownynigger the illusion that they’re le epic trolling someone.
 
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Can confirm this is his longest running scam. Mostly coffee but he pretends to not like other food and beverages (including alcohol) so he can charge retards $50 for a can of soda. It is probably to give wannabe trolls like manbot and clownynigger the illusion that they’re le epic trolling someone.
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so cool of him to even make cogtent for the feeders in his audience
 
Terfatron said:
Saw on Twitter someone claiming he's making 200-300$ a stream.
No fucking way
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his fans need to donate so he can eat beans to own the alogs

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I assume this was already posted, but I found this recently. Amazing vid


why is he representing himself with a weird gay wojack? then he "debunks" a troll meme vid. he's so proud of himself. He definitely has autism, right? Not even in a joke way, like actually on the spectrum

lmao he's starting off his latest show coping over being made fun of for eating beans
 
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BIG_BRAD said:
see, being left with such complex feelings is a sign of great cogtent. this is art. our boy is a fucking artist

anyway the coffee bean thing is hilarious. Apparently he really hates the taste of coffee, so his viewers donate money for him to buy and eat coffee beans and then do a yucky face in his little cog like a fucking toddler

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I can't stop laughing lmao
 
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BREAKING: the cogster has made 200 dollars today. We smashed level 2 boys. Fireworks appeared on screen and started playing an 8 bit legend of zelda theme. The bean fund is full today. The haters are seething.

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DING DING DING ANOTHER FIVE BRITISH POUNDS A MONTH

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LEVEL 3 ACHIEVED! More 8 bit zelda music. He's playing the track for the full 3 minutes while fireworks explode.

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To reward his fans, he is going to drink gross coffee and make a balldo emote for his chat.

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$400 for cog so far! Impressive since there's only 15 people chatting in the nearly 3 hours he's been going. These people really love watching him eat.

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he hit $500! now he's trying to do one of those tiktok style react videos to the latest coffee thing his chat is "forcing" him to eat where he pretends that watching it is physically hurting him. The most prominent paypig seems to be the one going by "Bunghole Tiger" right now. This person wants to see him get coffee shoved up his ass next. The more I watch cog the more this seems like fetish content
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I think he's into it
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ok his stream ended. He made like $700, the majority of which came from "Bunghole Tiger". He will be eating a coffee rubbed steak and coffee curry soon. The viewers are overjoyed.

(just found out Bunghole Tiger is this dude https://x.com/XuserXerrorX)

After wrapping up the stream, Cawg Dawg edited and uploaded a video of Ethan Ralph getting mad at Eric July for calling the cops on Young Clippa, interspersed with clips of Ralph getting beat up in Portugal and threatening to call the police. Seems like he really wants to insert himself into every bit of sektor drama using the one intentionally funny thing he's ever done.


With the day's work done, Cog is back to relaxing on twitter and arguing with people calling him a pedophile

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