Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

I love how this cunt now has new symptoms to report since now the media is turning against these kinds of drugs for weight loss. lmao such a basic bitch a true consumerist brain-dead glutton.

 

[GorlWorld_Garden]

Having followed YT and these threads for some years now, I often make a thought experiment to test my mental waters.
Who would I rather be trapped in a room with for 24 hours….Chantal, Amber, Anna.?
Sadly, for me I’d have to pick Chantal. I think I could ignore her mostly and her conversation would only be about bragging about a huzzband and whatever else she’s obsessing about at the time

Amber, lately has become unbearable. She lies. She’s a massive manipulator and she’s sneaky. Also boring but annoying at the

After putting a lot of thought into it I'll have to go with Anna, I think she's the least annoying one and maybe I can convince her to take me on one of her sponsored adventures around the world, the only thing Chantal would give me is an ulcer after smelling her for 24 hours straight and I don't think I could listen to Amber winning, crying and complaining for 5 minutes.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

IS FatAl expected to pass the stone? I was under the impression that there were less painful ways of getting rid of them these days.....blasting them with lasers like an internal game of Asteroids is one.

Please don’t get me wrong, I want Al to pass this stone and 20 others just like it the old fashion way. Reminds me of the Friends episode were Phoebe had the triplets and Joey had the kidney stones.

Film it, FatAl, everyone will watch.

Probably too much fat in the way

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

IS FatAl expected to pass the stone? I was under the impression that there were less painful ways of getting rid of them these days.....blasting them with lasers like an internal game of Asteroids is one.

Please don’t get me wrong, I want Al to pass this stone and 20 others just like it the old fashion way. Reminds me of the Friends episode were Phoebe had the triplets and Joey had the kidney stones.

Film it, FatAl, everyone will watch.

Yeah they can use try to blast the stones into smaller pieces with sonic waves or the sort, and then hope you can just pass them that way. Most of the time theyll want to try to break it into pieces first so they dont have to risk any operation or procedure but knowing Amber shes going to shed actual tears crying about how bad it is.

Since she cant be expected to do deal with any discomfort or mild pain shes going to either try to urinate less (a terrible idea) or just be so noncompliant with trying to pass the stones that they will have to physically get in her to break up/remove the stones. I just cant see her passing it naturally.

 

[inquizadoor]

IS FatAl expected to pass the stone? I was under the impression that there were less painful ways of getting rid of them these days.....blasting them with lasers like an internal game of Asteroids is one.

shes too fat lol

10cm from skin to stone? more like 10 inches at least

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Too fat for lithotripsy. Too fat for a hernia repair. They had to call around to find a bigger CT scanner. Well goddamn, Amber, aren’t you just winning?

 

[Hamstirer]

Too fat for lithotripsy. Too fat for a hernia repair. They had to call around to find a bigger CT scanner. Well goddamn, Amber, aren’t you just winning?

Take her to the zoo like the fat guy on scrubs.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Too fat for lithotripsy. Too fat for a hernia repair. They had to call around to find a bigger CT scanner. Well goddamn, Amber, aren’t you just winning?

But she's lost 100 pounds! She can fit in a Torrid size 5 CT scanner now.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Yaaas, new hulth scurr right on cue! Never change, gorl!

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Large stones are sometimes less of a problem than small ones. A stone <5mm you'll be able to pass by yourself (with pain, but you'll do it). A larger stone may not even cause any symptoms because it's too big to actually get into the ureter to cause pain, so it just rattles around in the pelvis of the kidney. This can cause blood in the urine though, from all the aforementioned rattling.

You can even get a type called a "staghorn calculus", where the whole pelvis of the kidney fills up with a big stone (these obviously need to be surgically removed).





Even if a stone isn't causing pain, the problem is it can still cause issues like urine/kidney infections because a stone is the type of place that bacteria enjoy getting into little nooks and crannies and flourishing, especially if you're a diabetic and have lots of sugar in your urine...

As others have mentioned, a stone that's causing problems can be blasted with soundwaves (if you're not too fat) or a stent (a piece of soft tubing) can be temporarily inserted to make a nice clear passageway for the stone to exit, or of course surgery but you want to avoid that if you can.

 

[Lupine Awakening]

TL;DR: NONTENT. Proper "Hey Guize" intro. Today was Saturday, the day of her 3rd injection. Amber doesn't know what to do, as her urologist appointment in November, but she has to figure out how she's going to pass this stone (AKA: setting up the next health crisis for you to watch). Beyond tired from Ozempic injections, but no more nausea.

Can't believe she pushed off losing weight for over a decade until they invented a literal miracle drug to do it for her. In a sick way she won, now she still doesn't have to diet or workout and she'll lose the weight anyway.

 

[tasty humane burger]

I was scrolling the thread without reading and saw the pic of the kidney stone and thought it was raw ginger. That is all.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Too fat for lithotripsy. Too fat for a hernia repair. They had to call around to find a bigger CT scanner. Well goddamn, Amber, aren’t you just winning?

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

Can't believe she pushed off losing weight for over a decade until they invented a literal miracle drug to do it for her. In a sick way she won, now she still doesn't have to diet or workout and she'll lose the weight anyway.

If Hambert says that she’s taking a break from stepping on the scale for “muh mentalz” it usually means only one thing…
She’s binging and gaining and just doesn’t want her audience to know about it. That’s when the next phase of the cycle begins.

 

[Xenomorph]

572.fo lets goooo!!
Her imaginary gorlfriend Valentine must be a junkie as well.

 

[xh9lqwz9c]

Can't believe she pushed off losing weight for over a decade until they invented a literal miracle drug to do it for her. In a sick way she won, now she still doesn't have to diet or workout and she'll lose the weight anyway.

There's no win in this for her. There's no coming back from the freakshow she's made out of her body during that decade.

Her age + what she's done to herself = forever fucked.

I fucking love that Tammy is somehow out there shamelessly rocking a flesh suit that's way the fuck too big for her now, but Hamber could never.

No way she follows through. Even with a miracle drug.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Someone should send her Samuel Pepys diary entry describing the removal of the 'stone'. He had a party every year on the anniversary of it because he didn't die. Major grift opportunity right there.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Can't believe she pushed off losing weight for over a decade until they invented a literal miracle drug to do it for her. In a sick way she won, now she still doesn't have to diet or workout and she'll lose the weight anyway.

You actually can gain weight on the drugs if you don’t eat properly. You can eat smaller portions sure, but if all your portions are fast food, you’re not going to lose any weight.

 

[Poochie_Mama]

Someone should send her Samuel Pepys diary entry describing the removal of the 'stone'. He had a party every year on the anniversary of it because he didn't die. Major grift opportunity right there.

Or make her watch the Al Swearengen kidney stone scene from Deadwood on repeat.

 

[blubberlubber]

People freaking out about Ham 'outing' her mom makes me LOL. Oh God, please help that poor drug addict who nearly let her baby be strangled to death by a window string and beat up disabled people! What if people in her family think differently of her?! It's unsafe!
SO. HECKIN'. UNTHOUGHTFUL. AMBER.