Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Noom Boom]

Is slows down gastric emptying which can cause nausea, vomiting, constipation, even gastroparesis. It may well be the case though with deathfats like Amber, that their stomachs are so large, there’s always more room in them to fill up, therefore no nausea and no vomiting.

There's a saying in 12 step recovery programs: It works if you work it. I'm no 12 step fan, but I think the saying is applicable here. Patients who expect a miracle with zero effort are bound to be disappointed. Some people will put in the effort and still be disappointed, because no treatment works for every patient. Amber is not even trying, so of course she's not getting the promised result.

Also, never underestimate the sheer willpower people of Ambers size have to eat through the discomfort. The medicine may very well be making her nauseous, but eating 20 Mc Cheeseburgers would also surely make her nauseous and she's been doing stuff like that for 30 years.

Feeling sick to your stomach may suck, but for Amber it doesn't suck as much as having to sit alone with her thoughts and feelings without some overly processed bullshit to deaden the pain.

 

[spicytacosaurus]

I had to share

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Anna is very annoying and I might go crazy if I had to listen to her ramble on for an entire day. However I get the impression that out of those three Anna is likely the one who smells the least or not at all.

I don't want Chantal to ever know who the hell I am. Amber wouldn't be bad if she didn't smell but I have the impression that she does....

Well at least I can go shopping with Anna LOL. You might even get a nice vacation thrown into the mix! Why leave Alexandria Rodriguez out of the mix?

So this is Fuck, Marry, Kill for fatties? My vote is for Anna, for the simple reason that I believe she has the best oral hygiene. Amber and Chantal probably reek of tooth decay and purulent gums.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Who would I rather be trapped in a room with for 24 hours….Chantal, Amber, Anna.?

Guess I'll jump in - Anna. And it'd have to be a workout room, just so I could critique her form to her fucking face and work on correcting her. Maybe even give her some pointers from someone not out to make a buck off her or seeking exposure or anything.

AL and Chantal I think I'd find the nearest exit to the room, even if it involved removing window screens or breaking glass, and walk away (because none of these fatties would be able to catch me).

 

[I call shenanigans]

So this is Fuck, Marry, Kill for fatties? My vote is for Anna, for the simple reason that I believe she has the best oral hygiene

It was who would you prefer to spend 24 hours trapped in a room with. So a limited time span and no personal contact required. If you can believe anything Amber says, she’s claimed a few times to be fastidious about teeth cleaning, to the detriment of her tooth enamel even.

Guess I'll jump in - Anna. And it'd have to be a workout room, just so I could critique her form to her fucking face and work on correcting her.

I’d choose Anna as well, but it would have to be in a bar. She could drink until she passes out, and I could drink until it happens.

 

[Mekahineyho]

I like how almost 2 days have gone by and no one cares that she uploaded a shitty new vlog lol
https://youtu.be/1JSSk8-fK4U?si=u0m-yFfT5Wr-GI8R

 

[inquizadoor]

shes airfrying steak at 400 degrees. allegedly she eats this with no sides or anything. makes a show of packing half of it away for 'leftovers' that will for sure make 2 whole other meals and not a snack she eats immediately after the camera is off.

"im not a meat girlie but theres something about beef jerky" after just eating steak.....

-more bingo nontent.
-a literal HALF-SECOND clip to 'prove' she walks twonkie.
-weighed in at 481.2....sure jan. talks about her 'recent health scare'.
-claims someone thought she was 23 OKAY GORL.
-says her kidney stone is non-obstructing so shes free to do nothing about it except for when she needs content obviously

 

[Constellationzero]

-claims someone thought she was 23 OKAY GORL.

She looks like old Lulu Roman. Before the weight loss.

 

[Suspicious Activity]

She looks like old Lulu Roman. Before the weight loss.

It’s true. I it’s hard for you to look for “lulu lemon” before weight loss” your search has been compromised by propaganda, Please help by spreading the truth.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

*** VLOG ALERT!! ***

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzdBzuGo7es

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=WzdBzuGo7es

gallbladder update, cook breakfast with me, & trader joes haul | vlog

Typical NONTENT: Pretending to eat real food in reasonable portions, do laundry, and take care of her dog like a normal person. More Trader Joe's junk food (to fight back against her appetite-killing compound semaglutide). Pretending that random cashiers give a fuck about her pretend weight loss. Donating a huge pile of trash to charity (aka - her mom). She USED TO hoard clothing - she's changed SO much! Claims doctor didn't see anyting in her gallbladder during the CT (because she's not actually losing weight). Gaslighty Q&A with bonus mini "boolyean" rant - she feels pity for *us*, you guize!

Amber acted so exceptional talking about her pretend weight loss at the grocery store that a cashier gave her a sticker for being a big gorl (and to make her go away).

Oh yeah. Marker haul!

I"m not posting her colouring "pitchers".

 

[Goatchoker]

Shhhhes sho hokay. Wtf is this outfit?
I’m watching FB and yelling at salah to shut up so I appreciate a tl;dr

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Shhhhes sho hokay. Wtf is this outfit?
I’m watching FB and yelling at salah to shut up so I appreciate a tl;dr

Oh yeah, sure: Amber is delusional, extremely mentally stunted, and highly narcissictic, and therefore picks out disgusting outfits that will draw attention to her... Oh, you wanted something more specific? I dunno. Something about how she used to be into flowers, but flowers are so grandma-chic... but this one is super ky-ute! Something like that. Honestly, maybe someone else needs to answer this - to me this outfit doesn't look any more hideous than anything else she wears.

Her clothes always remind me of new moms dressing their first newborn (you know, when you're terrified they are going to freeze to death or something because they are so weak and tiny and it's a little chilly out). And then their diaper shirts (which are all printed with patterns ENGINEERED to clash with every single baby outfit in existence) end up sticking out through the neck and arm openings of their outfits. Though with Amber, her look is more like a toddler dressing themselves from their costume trunk.

So... about $250 USD for markers (and then who knows how much more for those gel pens), to colour in dollar store, newsprint-quality colouring books designed for preschool aged CHILDREN. No wonder her brain is turning to mush. I wish someone in her comments would ask her what happened to that online psychology course that she was going to get a "disploma slash certificate" from.

 

[Xenomorph]

shes airfrying steak at 400 degrees. allegedly she eats this with no sides or anything. makes a show of packing half of it away for 'leftovers' that will for sure make 2 whole other meals and not a snack she eats immediately after the camera is off.

"im not a meat girlie but theres something about beef jerky" after just eating steak.....

-more bingo nontent.
-a literal HALF-SECOND clip to 'prove' she walks twonkie.
-weighed in at 481.2....sure jan. talks about her 'recent health scare'.
-claims someone thought she was 23 OKAY GORL.
-says her kidney stone is non-obstructing so shes free to do nothing about it except for when she needs content obviously

Bitch really acts like an old dusty cunt, I mean she won't see old age might as well indulge in some senior activities now.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Oh yeah, sure: Amber is delusional, extremely mentally stunted, and highly narcissictic, and therefore picks out disgusting outfits that will draw attention to her... Oh, you wanted something more specific? I dunno. Something about how she used to be into flowers, but flowers are so grandma-chic... but this one is super ky-ute! Something like that. Honestly, maybe someone else needs to answer this - to me this outfit doesn't look any more hideous than anything else she wears.

Her clothes always remind me of new moms dressing their first newborn (you know, when you're terrified they are going to freeze to death or something because they are so weak and tiny and it's a little chilly out). And then their diaper shirts (which are all printed with patterns ENGINEERED to clash with every single baby outfit in existence) end up sticking out through the neck and arm openings of their outfits. Though with Amber, her look is more like a toddler dressing themselves from their costume trunk.

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So... about $250 USD for markers (and then who knows how much more for those gel pens), to colour in dollar store, newsprint-quality colouring books designed for preschool aged CHILDREN. No wonder her brain is turning to mush. I wish someone in her comments would ask her what happened to that online psychology course that she was going to get a "disploma slash certificate" from.

Alcohol markers should only be used in single sided books with thicker paper and something underneath the page otherwise they bleed through. If she uses them in a children’s book, it will bleed through the whole book.

 

[xh9lqwz9c]

-claims someone thought she was 23 OKAY GORL.

She shouldn't get too excited about this. I have a hard time judging any fatty's or tranny's age because there's just so much other visual shit to come to terms with before guessing how they would look pre-damage. Don't expect me to know what youth, middle age and beyond looks like once it's been grotesquely deformed. Once someone is deformed enough that I can't filter through the visual fuckery of it all, I just go by level of retardation so...this person was prob just saying she seems pretty fucking retarded for her age.

Same with weight. I have no clue how to even guesstimate weight once people become grossly obese cause that shit's just not normal. If she asked me to guess her weight, I'd prob be off by 100 lbs or more, thus "complimenting" her, but in reality I'd just be picking a random number because seriously - how the fuck do you even guess once bodies have gone full shitshow?

 

[Miltank]

-claims someone thought she was 23 OKAY GORL.

Probably because they couldn't believe she'd lived much longer than that as a deathfat

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Probably because they couldn't believe she'd lived much longer than that as a deathfat

Fat faces also tend to look younger.

 

[AzurePastures]

23-year-old's tend to NOT have deep marionette lines, a sagging peter griffin ball-sack chin, a constant limp / hobble, a year-plus-long experience of being bed-bound and bathing with a bucket, thinning grey hair, a hysterectomy, a past cancer diagnosis, countless trips to the emergency room, binge eating disorder, bipolar disorder, depression, anxiety, OCD, ADD, PTSD, borderline personality disorder, kidney stones, a collapsed lung, several cases of cellulitis, acid reflux, etc. That's all I could come up with off the top of my head.

23-year-old's DO tend to have hope for the future, a decent amount of self-discipline, a healthy level of intellectual curiosity, a tendency to have used their educational background in a way that helps them navigate adult life, healthy relationships with loved ones, etc.

So moral of the story, there is literally no conceivable way Amberlynn could ever be confused for a 23 year old. Or even a 53 year old.

 

[Thumb Butler]

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I had to share

Emolynn would need a katana to cut herself.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

-claims someone thought she was 23 OKAY GORL.

23 stone maybe...