Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StrawberryDouche]

Her mom is "out"? Amber "outed her"? As what?

I swear to God, these absolute barn people and their inability to close the refrigerator door.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Her mom is "out"? Amber "outed her"? As what?

I swear to God, these absolute barn people and their inability to close the refrigerator door.

As a drugged up bisexual apparently.

 

[NawImGood]

She does look smaller.
Congrats to amber for losing weight. I have no hope this will stick but at least she isn’t eating a whole pizza in 13 minutes?

***while in front of a camera to monetize.

 

[Xenomorph]

Inb4 Amber pulls a Chris Chan
Mommy GF incoming, also her mom has no bottom teefs lmao she looks retarded

 

[Bogliacci]

Inb4 Amber pulls a Chris Chan
Mommy GF incoming, also her mom has no bottom teefs lmao she looks retarded

At this point it's the case. Mommalynn has been the GF since she moved to Oklahoma

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

This is quite possibly the most boring vlog she's ever shat out. Congrats at succeeding at something I guess...?

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

She does look smaller.
Congrats to amber for losing weight. I have no hope this will stick but at least she isn’t eating a whole pizza in 13 minutes?

It’s true, our gorl is really “doing the damn thing” while Chantal is plopped in her gaming chair shoveling food into her gullet and raging at her chat for not feeding (heh) into her delusions.

What do we think? Is she going to reach that fabled 89elbees again before she starts ballooning back up?

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Inb4 Amber pulls a Chris Chan
Mommy GF incoming, also her mom has no bottom teefs lmao she looks retarded

She IS retarded

 

[dfranki723]

Given how much Hambo likes to paint herself as protective and EMPATHETIC, she sure does like showing off Meth Mother to an audience who hates her and everything adjacent.

I don't know about you fuckers but if I was hated by many online, I would not shove my family members in front of the camera.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Given how much Hambo likes to paint herself as protective and EMPATHETIC, she sure does like showing off Meth Mother to an audience who hates her and everything adjacent.

I don't know about you fuckers but if I was hated by many online, I would not shove my family members in front of the camera.

She’s probably showing her Mom, so hate comments are directed more towards her Mom than herself.

 

[Noom Boom]

This is a good point, especially since she claims to be clean from alcohol, thc, vapes, etc. I could see if she was buying one of those products and got carded someone might say "you don't look 33, you look 23." But if she were to admit that, she'd have to admit to buying the toxins she now claims to be clean from. 23 does seem an oddly random number to say she looks like if you didn't know her actual age via an ID.... 33. What an interesting coincidence!

I can only imagine it would be some path of Amber buying an age restricted item, clerk ID checking Amber, Amber thinking if she is getting ID checked that is because she looks younger than 33, looks younger than 33 turns into looks like she is in her early 20s, that's too vague to present as a conversation, turns into looks 23.

She does look smaller.
Congrats to amber for losing weight. I have no hope this will stick but at least she isn’t eating a whole pizza in 13 minutes?

When was the last time that weight tracking chart was posted/updated? Always was a good visual representation of her cycling and where she is now.

 

[Even more 8008135]

When was the last time that weight tracking chart was posted/updated? Always was a good visual representation of her cycling and where she is now.

Oh, ages ago. People gave up on updating it because of Amber's constant lies. The data was completely useless.

It's too bad, though ... if Stinky McMoonface actually told the truth, it would have been fascinating to track her constant yo-yo-ing of the same 13 pounds.

 

[Noom Boom]

Oh, ages ago. People gave up on updating it because of Amber's constant lies. The data was completely useless.

It's too bad, though ... if Stinky McMoonface actually told the truth, it would have been fascinating to track her constant yo-yo-ing of the same 13 pounds.

I still think it may be interesting, even with the lies it is the same 90 pounds max. Depending on how much work it is I might try and come up with something. She's been going at this for so long that it's turned into a great case study of how and why super fat people can or can't lose weight.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

She does look smaller.
Congrats to amber for losing weight. I have no hope this will stick but at least she isn’t eating a whole pizza in 13 minutes?

I would love to see Chantal surpass ALR in weight. Unless ALR loses a massive amount, we'll never know for sure because Chantal lies about her weight, and all she'll have to say is "Prove it!"

 

[Xenomorph]

As soon as amber sees her Ozempic sagging face she gonna balloon right back up to moonface to smoooooth it out.

 

[Goatchoker]

As soon as amber sees her Ozempic sagging face she gonna balloon right back up to moonface to smoooooth it out.

YUP! I see her looking “smaller” at the same time I see things getting “saggier” and she’s gonna be fucking pissed when she looks at herself and how she’s melting.

She won’t last long on weight loss arc because of this.


ETA: IDK why people are still taking ozempic/similar for weight loss specifically with the end results being not great and the other issues that are popping up.

5 years from now I can see the “have you or a loved one been affected by… commercials playing” (I know why but it still is so wild to me)

 

[Skinless Nugget]

She does look smaller.
Congrats to amber for losing weight. I have no hope this will stick but at least she isn’t eating a whole pizza in 13 minutes?

The shot with her in her natural habitat (with the fridge door wide open) she still looks MASSIVE. I don't think she's losing shit. We're still doing this fuckery where all we see is ceiling shots when she "weighs in" & her fat retarded reactions are so fake. Everything about her is so pathetic & orchestrated. She'll NEVER lose weight because she's somewhere now that she can be as big of a pig as she wants, she is all alone & doesn't have to pretend to anyone but the audience that
loathes her that she's dOeEn tHe dAmN tHeEen. All this illiterate sow does is lie & eat. So boring, just die already, lard lass.

 

[Xolanite]

Hamber, on the other hand, went from being a grotesquely fat do-nothing lump who vapes Delta 8 and day-drinks out of boredom to a grotesquely fat do-nothing lump who still does that but instead of for fun it's to use as leverage to manipulate people.

Amber smoking cheap weed vapes is sort of surprising to me. Wouldn’t she be on a high dose or chainsmoke them bc she’s too fat for the normal dose to affect her?

 

[Goatchoker]

Amber smoking cheap weed vapes is sort of surprising to me. Wouldn’t she be on a high dose or chainsmoke them bc she’s too fat for the normal dose to affect her?

Nah. She’s not even smoking real weed. Delta 8 is gross af. And fat people get high just like skinny people. (Hahaaaa)

She doesn’t smoke as much as she says also. It’s all fatly performative.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Fatties like Hamber love to LARP as anorexics

"omg I have to FORCE myself to eat!"
"I NEED to drink my protein shake (just like ensure uwu)"
"I don't even like food! Nothing sounds good to me!"
"I am full after one bite teehee"
"I am splitting this into several meals cause I just can't eat that much!"
"Counting calories is so triggereeeeeen"

You know this bitch doesn't have any issues getting in her protein. She eats a box of Reeses peanut butter cups and two pints of Ben and Jerry's a day and several of those crackers, meat and cheese boxes. She's good.