Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StrawberryDouche]

"I don't even like pizza"
"I don't even like cake"
"I have to eat to live"

 

[Boolean Bitch]

You know this bitch doesn't have any issues getting in her protein. She eats a box of Reeses peanut butter cups and two pints of Ben and Jerry's a day and several of those crackers, meat and cheese boxes. She's good.

There's a guy on YouTube called Erik the Electric who does insane high-calorie, high volume food challenges. He stays in shape with crazy amounts of cycling (like, 30+miles per day) and weight lifting. During one of his challenges, someone asked how he gets enough protein for muscle growth with all of these giant junkfood eating challenges. He laughed and said that when you're consuming 4-5000 calories (even if it's junk), you're definitely hitting your daily protein requirements.

This new vlog was just trash and typical Amber stupidity. She's suddenly worried about hitting 100g of protein per day. You know, to prevent wastage of the muscles she doesn't use and to try and keep her dead hair from falling out even more. What do you wanna bet she got the 100g number from TikTok or something? Anway, 100 grams? One of those protein drinks, 3 scrambled aaaygs (or egg whites), and 6oz lean steak or chicken (as we know how much of a meat gorlie she is) is about 90g. Add fruits/veggies and a bit of whole grains with the meals and boom, 100+g. But Amber's a stupid drama queen, so she instead makes herself a giant carb and fat bomb of ravioil and processed chicken "sausage". Then she pretends she's too full to eat it after the second bite and has to "force" herself for 30 minutes to eat it in order to get the measly 38g of protein from the entire meal. And of course, fails her daily goal by only being able to eat 85 grams. I mean, it wouldn't be an Amber goal if she didn't decide to do things her way and then fail, would it?

Her YouTube portal must show that she's getting views from new folks who aren't subbed to her, because she pretended to be "taste testing" the Pure Protein chocolate peanut butter drink and was surprised that she liked it. You know, despite that being her favourite flavor since her WLS arc, and her drinking those Pure Protein shakes since all the way back in the Krystle Era.

Edit: missed a few words in a sentence

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

He stays in shape with crazy amounts of cycling (like, 30+miles per day)

(reads 'crazy amount' and '30+ miles per day')

(slithers away in silence)

On topic, of course AL is trying to LARP as a protein-babe. It's obvious she's been striking out on every other attempt she's made to draw traffic to her channel. New angles are required. My big question is... which floozy YouTube creator is she skinwalking as right now? Because the only one I know of right now that I kind of follow (via the Farms) who's doing the protein-panic is April Lauren, and she doesn't strike me as AL's cup of tea.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Because the only one I know of right now that I kind of follow (via the Farms) who's doing the protein-panic is April Lauren, and she doesn't strike me as AL's cup of tea.

Spoiler: Off-topic

April recently had weight loss surgery, so I expect that we'll see her shill protein frankenfood.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

(reads 'crazy amount' and '30+ miles per day')

(slithers away in silence)

On topic, of course AL is trying to LARP as a protein-babe. It's obvious she's been striking out on every other attempt she's made to draw traffic to her channel. New angles are required. My big question is... which floozy YouTube creator is she skinwalking as right now? Because the only one I know of right now that I kind of follow (via the Farms) who's doing the protein-panic is April Lauren, and she doesn't strike me as AL's cup of tea.

Spoiler: Sorry, Coke :(

I apologize; I didn't mean to be rude to you. I mentioned "crazy amount" when mentioning him because up until he got into Iron Man competitions, his main motivation seemed to be so he could binge thousands and thousands of calories of trash. He even mentioned compulsions to cycle up the same mountain 10 times in a row every day and would go into mental tail spins if for some reason he could only do the climb 9 times, and would obsess about what the scale would say and what he could/couldn't eat because of that. He was what he described as a "husky" kid, who developed anorexia, and then it seems like he got control over the anorexia by developing an exercise addiction. And the exercise addition allowed him to remain extremely lean and the number on the scale low while he binged on whatever trash he wanted through the outlet of "food challenges". He even tried to make it seem like he had control of it for a fair few of his early years on YouTube when he really hadn't. He would try and convince his audience that his horrific food-challenge eating was "healthy" because of this level of exercise he would do to keep thin). He's since accepted that, NO, this isn't "healthy", and he seems to be in a better mental headspace now (or at least was when I last checked in on his channel), but that's a discussion for a different thread. Summarizing all of that as "crazy" IS accurate, but insensitive on my part.
Plus it's a bit (a LOT) of jealousy of folks like you who have built themselves up to be terminator tough.

I'm curious who it is, too. I don't have tiktok, so I often don't recognize who Ambo's skinwalking at any given moment. I wonder if the mustard girl changed her grift? Ambo's apartment is going to even more toxic once she starts getting the protein farts.

 

[brooky]

Anna kept blathering on about her disgusting protein snacks during her fake runner phase. But it's not like Amber is fake running, too.

 

[Mekahineyho]

I hate that I still check in on this person.

All I see is a person whose entire world,identity and emotional regulation revolves around food. And she’s playing mental gymnastics on if she enjoys the appetite suppression or not.

This happend the first time around, Amber took the ozEmpic and it did what is does which is take away food noise and hunger. Then Amber had to sit with herself and sit with Jade who she had no real feelings or chemistry for. Every single vlog from Krystle era forward is Amber talking or planning what food she wants. And if she’s not doing that then she’s asking her partner or mom what food they like or how something tastes. Or they are at the store for food. Or they are at the gas station and Amber has to get beef jerky for a 10 minute car ride. It’s constant. If she ever wants to be real and get some actual help, whatever food addiction specialist or eating disorder clinic is going to have a major battle ahead of them because her obsession with food is unreal.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Spoiler: Sorry, Coke

lol no worries, I'm not offended.

On topic, all I have to say is.... AL, DO SOMETHING. I'm bored. I'm watching Orko and he's so much more entertaining than you right now.

(in case you missed it...)

 

[-Jack-]

I hate that I still check in on this person.

All I see is a person whose entire world,identity and emotional regulation revolves around food. And she’s playing mental gymnastics on if she enjoys the appetite suppression or not.

This happend the first time around, Amber took the ozEmpic and it did what is does which is take away food noise and hunger. Then Amber had to sit with herself and sit with Jade who she had no real feelings or chemistry for. Every single vlog from Krystle era forward is Amber talking or planning what food she wants. And if she’s not doing that then she’s asking her partner or mom what food they like or how something tastes. Or they are at the store for food. Or they are at the gas station and Amber has to get beef jerky for a 10 minute car ride. It’s constant. If she ever wants to be real and get some actual help, whatever food addiction specialist or eating disorder clinic is going to have a major battle ahead of them because her obsession with food is unreal.

Idk why but this reminded me of one of her most infamous vlogs where her and Becky went to Lexington (people were speculating that was during the time they (Amber) fell out with Eric and Ricky. So they go to Lexington and literally all Amber does is sit on the bed for those few days they're there, get orders huge amounts of food multiple times a day (tries to lie about it with her shitty phone editing skills) and then goes home.

Like a large proportion of addicts their life revolves around their substance and as is many the case, the consquences orbit that too. Even when deathfats have/expecting kids many don't change or become even worse (Amy Ramadan, Alexandra Rog (exp).

Amber most likley has lost some weight, it's really hard to tell with the filters, angles and just how big she is at the moment, but like many have already said I don't expect it to last. These deathfats have to play a tug of war between their health and Youtube views (income). She went to her bread & butter a few weeks ago (even 4 days ago) with the whole health/cancer baiting and managed to get just over 40k views.

Most of the people have lost interest in these types of people, the shock value, the feeling of watching a car crash wears off at some point, new viewers join and react but it's not at a large or fast enough capacity to replenish the views they lose. This was way too long so, lol fat.

 

[SystemofaLARP]

As much as I love this thread, at this point I feel like this place is not even needed anymore. We all know she is never going to lose the weight. Some people simply do want to do it, and Amber is one of them. She loves "making up" challenges, to do lists, but she doesn't like following up with them, and I feel her. We get a rush of adrenaline when we make a battle plan and we feel so motivated, but when we need to tackle the tasks, it suddenly no longer looks cool and interesting. No amount of Ozempic will change her brain chemistry.
She destroys everything she touches.
My predictions are:
1. Amber is going to die of a heart attack in a couple years
2. Mamalynn is going to either relapse and pick drugs up again or replace drugs with even more vices, aside from Bingo and Casino, since we saw in Amber's last video (i think) how many extra tickets Mamalynn gained by playing. No normal person is gonna have a stack of them, that's what an addict is gonna collect.
Amber's either consciously or subconciously punishing Mama for all the wrongdoings during her childhood and Mama is definitely not strong enough to build boundries with Amber before the damage is done.
No matter what's gonna happen, two coffins are on the way

 

[derthballs]

Amber has only been remotely interesting to watch (and by that i mean indirectly via commentary channels or movies made about them) when there were interesting characters in her orbit. I recently went through the whole shaped by the algorithm and peak amber was for me when she was with Destiny because destiny was a fun side character, Becky era was ok too because she seemed like a decent person and had her own friends who added to that era too.

Current era where its mainly just her or her mum its extremely boring and while she was more popular as a lolcow - foody B has overtaken her for the absolute car crash that amber used to be. Part of it could be amber growing up and calming down a bit too.

 

[Even more 8008135]

All I see is a person whose entire world,identity and emotional regulation revolves around food.

Even Rafe admitted once that the only thing Amber talks about is food.

It must be fucking exhausting being around this bitch.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Sad faced "here's why I quit Ossssempick" video when?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Idk why but this reminded me of one of her most infamous vlogs where her and Becky went to Lexington (people were speculating that was during the time they (Amber) fell out with Eric and Ricky. So they go to Lexington and literally all Amber does is sit on the bed for those few days they're there, get orders huge amounts of food multiple times a day (tries to lie about it with her shitty phone editing skills) and then goes home.

I swear there were two times where Becky and Amber vacationed in Lexington only for them to spend the whole time eating in and out of the hotel room?

One was a regular vacation that was just the gorls together, the other was supposed to be for the Pride parade with Eric and Rickie (that didn’t pan out because “anxiety”). The only real difference between the two was that they also mini golfed with the boys once during the latter. Otherwise just a weekend of nonstop Cheesecake Factory and ordered in junk food. They’re so similar that they usually blur into my head. Might as well be.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

And one of those visits she ordered in cookie dough, expecting it to be the ice cream but it turned out to be actual cookie dough(?). Fat bitch ate it anyway.

Good times y’all. Good times.

 

[GorlWorld_Garden]

Sad faced "here's why I quit Ossssempick" video when?

Food has been her only comfort for years now, she keeps saying she's not hongry and yet she can't stop eating. Unless she gets professional help no Ozempic will help her.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Amber has only been remotely interesting to watch (and by that i mean indirectly via commentary channels or movies made about them) when there were interesting characters in her orbit. I recently went through the whole shaped by the algorithm and peak amber was for me when she was with Destiny because destiny was a fun side character, Becky era was ok too because she seemed like a decent person and had her own friends who added to that era too.

Current era where its mainly just her or her mum its extremely boring and while she was more popular as a lolcow - foody B has overtaken her for the absolute car crash that amber used to be. Part of it could be amber growing up and calming down a bit too.

We didn't know how good we had it during Destiny era... sigh.

 

[FatalTater]

And one of those visits she ordered in cookie dough, expecting it to be the ice cream but it turned out to be actual cookie dough(?). Fat bitch ate it anyway.

Good times y’all. Good times.

Remember how upset she got by that?
Even though it said all over the advertising for the place that it was COOKIE DOUGH not ice cream, she didn't notice.
There was a sound in her voice that people usually get only when there's a family member in danger.
It was great.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Amber has only been remotely interesting to watch (and by that i mean indirectly via commentary channels or movies made about them) when there were interesting characters in her orbit. I recently went through the whole shaped by the algorithm and peak amber was for me when she was with Destiny because destiny was a fun side character, Becky era was ok too because she seemed like a decent person and had her own friends who added to that era too.

Current era where its mainly just her or her mum its extremely boring and while she was more popular as a lolcow - foody B has overtaken her for the absolute car crash that amber used to be. Part of it could be amber growing up and calming down a bit too.

Becky is a white trash lying grifter.

 

[Xenomorph]

Remember how upset she got by that?
Even though it said all over the advertising for the place that it was COOKIE DOUGH not ice cream, she didn't notice.
There was a sound in her voice that people usually get only when there's a family member in danger.
It was great.

It was brownie batter and I hate that I know that.
Also Beggy is a grifting lazy retard with all neck and no chin.