Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Who would I rather be trapped in a room with for 24 hours….Chantal, Amber, Anna.?
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Chantal, hands down.

Anna is so fucking annoying that I would commit a crime in the first 15 minutes. Amber needs more support than I could provide. Chantal, though, is easily distracted by food. One could just throw her a bucket of KFC every hour and she'd be content. It's like when people leave their dogs at home all day with a Kong toy full of peanut butter. Gotta keep them busy or they'll destroy the place.
 
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w4vy_gr4vy said:
23 stone maybe...
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To convert st to lb, you multiply by 14. 23st = 322lbs, which is even lighter than she was when she started her channel (approx 26 1/4st). It's even lighter than she was after her mythical and unrecorded "89 el-beez" during the Krystle era (which supposedly got her down to 339lbs, or a little over 24st). In fact, I don't think she's been 23st since she was like, 12 or something.
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Cataloons said:
Wait, didn't she buy these in the long, long ago when she was in her "ASMR" phase? Then throw them away when she moved out of the house with the boys?
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Yes she did, and yes she did. I thought at first she was just digging them out of her hoard and was pretending to waste money by rebuying them to troll her audience, but this was the (significantly smaller) kit she bought back in 2019:
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And posting the new picture again for easy comparison:
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I have to give her credit, she puts in full effort when she trolls. Okay, yeah, that's not true. But she does put more effort into trolling than anything else in her life.
 
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All the comments about her aging poorly must really be getting to her.

Nobody would think she's 23, despite having a gigantic stretched face she's already displaying noticeable forehead wrinkles (which is kind of impressive when compared to other morbidly obese people).
How unfortunate to be one of the whales that isn't lucky enough to have the typical stretched to buggery fuck smooth face.
 
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dfranki723 said:
All the comments about her aging poorly must really be getting to her.

Nobody would think she's 23, despite having a gigantic stretched face she's already displaying noticeable forehead wrinkles (which is kind of impressive when compared to other morbidly obese people).
How unfortunate to be one of the whales that isn't lucky enough to have the typical stretched to buggery fuck smooth face.
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I kind of got to disagree with you folks. None of us know what a 500 pound person looks like at various ages and super morbid obese young folks tend to look older. I'm guessing someone guessed she was in her 20s because she acts like a kid and that's what they used to judge her age.
 
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Over on Twitter, Milky Chai identified who Amber is imitating with the markers. It's some TikTok person, "Bobbie Goods." Link to tweet.

The tweet:

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The images, full size:

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Edit: @GorlWorld_Garden , now that you mention it, this person has her own website where she sells coloring books and coloring pages. They're also available on Amazon, so I could see Amber just going for the whole package.
 
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Exactly how would that “23” bullshit even come up in conversation? Employee walks up while FatAl is checking out—- employee: “Did you find everything ok.”?
FatAl: “yeah, thanks.” Employee: “wow! You sure do look 23.

I think she must have meant she looks like her IQ is 23. That I’ll believe.
 
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marjoram said:
Exactly how would that “23” bullshit even come up in conversation?
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This is a good point, especially since she claims to be clean from alcohol, thc, vapes, etc. I could see if she was buying one of those products and got carded someone might say "you don't look 33, you look 23." But if she were to admit that, she'd have to admit to buying the toxins she now claims to be clean from. 23 does seem an oddly random number to say she looks like if you didn't know her actual age via an ID.... 33. What an interesting coincidence!
 
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dfranki723 said:
All the comments about her aging poorly must really be getting to her.

Nobody would think she's 23, despite having a gigantic stretched face she's already displaying noticeable forehead wrinkles (which is kind of impressive when compared to other morbidly obese people).
How unfortunate to be one of the whales that isn't lucky enough to have the typical stretched to buggery fuck smooth face.
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I guess Ambo forgot that scene in her vlog where she got her nose pierced and Kristine was filming her close up without filters. Her giant round face was creased and wrinkled, and she looked AT LEAST in her (late) 40s. Even accounting for her extreme immaturity, no one's gonna think "Well... she looks 50 and acts 12... so I'm gonna guess 23". Fuck outta here with that, Ambo.

QueenCeeSmoo said:
I kind of got to disagree with you folks. None of us know what a 500 pound person looks like at various ages and super morbid obese young folks tend to look older. I'm guessing someone guessed she was in her 20s because she acts like a kid and that's what they used to judge her age.
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Ambo ain't the only planetoid in existence - they're rare, but not THAT rare. Many of us have even encountered them IRL (family members, family members of friends, patients/clients, etc). Now, in all fairness, I doubt many here have seen and know what 60, 70, or 80 year old deathfats looks like (as they tend to die WAYYY before reaching that age), but 20-30-40+ year olds? I (and many others) have been to Walmart before and have seen the unspeakable darkness that scootie-puffs in there.

GorlWorld_Garden said:
Might be the same coloring book

Edit: @often puzzled the style is the same, "cute" things, and the font is also the same
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Goddamn, she truly is just a giant void in just about every possible way. There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in that noggin. A 500lb blob of "lymphedema-lipedema" and "water weight" that mimics and reflects everything it encounters. Every inflection, phrase, fashion/sense of style, collection/hobby, interest, past story, etc., is mindlessly stolen from someone else and regurgitated. She truly is like a boggart from Harry Potter. If TikTok actually does get banned and blocked, there is a non zero chance that without her source of being, she'll collapse in on herself and create a black hole that will swallow up our entire solar system.
 
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Thomas Eugene Paris said:
Chantal, hands down.

Anna is so fucking annoying that I would commit a crime in the first 15 minutes. Amber needs more support than I could provide. Chantal, though, is easily distracted by food. One could just throw her a bucket of KFC every hour and she'd be content. It's like when people leave their dogs at home all day with a Kong toy full of peanut butter. Gotta keep them busy or they'll destroy the place.
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euw! Just. Sorry. I had a strange dream.

I just rusty untreated a (terrible thought euthanasia) where I fell Into a pit into a terrible meal.

(Sorry, ok…. The speakingintoungues.). The Cat was hungry and Dad’s now
 
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Ok. bwbccdtgrtghf,.v

euw! Just. Sorry. I had a strange dream.

I just rusty untreated a (terrible thought euthanasia) where I fell Into a pit into a terrible meal.

(Sorry, ok…. The speakingintoungues.). The Cat was hungry and Dad’s now
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Are you okay?
 
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When the most interesting thing happening in this thread is a random person possibly stroking out via keyboard strokes you know Amber is a dried up cow. She has sanitized her channel of personality and characters and we are left with markers and watching her eye fuck herself. There is never any progress in her life - just a change of scenery where she continues her pattern of addiction to food and then justifying it to herself via her family and audiance with droning monologs. What a shame she's going to kill herself, slowly and a few thousand calories at a time, in such a mute and beige way. I guess not everyone can have bright fireworks of drama like Chantal even if they are spread far apart.
 
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