Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[FuhrerMustang]

All jokes aside do you think there is a Nick sex tape or a sex tape from the cursed policule and do you think it will drop?

My best guess is one with a hooker more than the swinger shit. If anyone, it's probably Aaron and Kayla.

I'm not going to link it, but the very first clip that's listed when you search for balldo on XHamster pretty much demonstrates what I couldn't quite accurately visualize on my own how it works. If you're a fan of seeing a dude's balls being grotesquely stretched check it out to the end, that load he blows is fucking huge.

Do the comments mention Rackets?

 

[Molag Bal]

Unless someone wants to analyze the psychology behind Nick's half-truths, it's probably not worth hunting down.

I disagree. As someone else pointed out itt, if this was just an estimate on coomalot's part, he would have simply responded to their question on how he knew the number with something like 'I'm just guessing man' or 'I caught a glimpse of his bags, and if he's buying that much every week, easily 20k or 30k a month', but he legit froze up for several seconds instead. Dude was clearly worried about SOMETHING, and the list of possible worries here isn't long.
He knew, blurted it out without thinking and only realized what he had done when cecil asked where the number came from. It's pretty apparent Nick shared not only his coke use with him, but also how much he spent on it.

The prosecution probably can't use it to compel him to spill the beans, there's enough plausible deniability, but it does show he has known and still knows more than he lets on. If he's willing to lie about how he knew that number, he's willing to lie about not knowing other things. The sad thing is, he likely can't just dump everything even if he wanted to, because he would incriminate himself in the process.
It also explains why Nick was trying to contact him multiple times the moment he was out. Camelot probably knows some shit that could get Nick into way bigger trouble and if he's just talking about nu-Nick as casually as he was, that's cause for concern for Nick.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

My best guess is one with a hooker more than the swinger shit. If anyone, it's probably Aaron and Kayla.

Over/under (heh) on it involving the melanated gentlemen from H2?

 

[Savage Randy]

Good job Kiwi's you've bored the internet with a kind-of interesting subject with waaaaay too much information. The cop footage won't change this and it's a waste of money and time.

The guy is going to fail his Parole eventually, we all know the end here.

 

[Harm]

All jokes aside do you think there is a Nick sex tape or a sex tape from the cursed policule and do you think it will drop?

I'm reminded of his creepy talks about how he wanted to do OnlyFans and be a sex worker, alongside his copes that it wouldn't affect the children because "money cures all woes" or whatever shit he was on.

Good job Kiwi's you've bored the internet with a kind-of interesting subject with waaaaay too much information.

Why don't you take a break and tell us about your favorite type of butter-dish?

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Kiwi's

What does the kiwi have?

 

[Scalia OBGYN]

Every military in world war 2 supplied people in the military with Amphetamines. It wasn't unique to any particular country.

This post has been fact checked and verified as TRUE by American Patriots

 

[feral cat #6385]

What the fuck is going on in here? Can we ditch the Hitler talk?

I have major doubts Nick can actually stay drug and alcohol free for a week (more so the alcohol issue) much less 24 months.

He'd be dead without the booze.

You really don't want to be in a position where you're a snitch on someone whose level of violent proclivities you don't know.

Nick cold handle it. He should definitely publicly rat out his sources. All of them.

The impression I get is that Aaron is legitimately gay while Nick just pretends to be gay to get access to April's Lunchbox.

They both look pretty gay to me. Neither looks like a bull or a top. They both definitely went ass to ass with a double dildo.

 

[thebigdream]

What the fuck is going on in here? Can we ditch the Hitler talk?

He'd be dead without the booze.

Nick cold handle it. He should definitely publicly rat out his sources. All of them.

They both look pretty gay to me. Neither looks like a bull or a top. They both definitely went ass to ass with a double dildo.

okay but how would Hitler have kept his butter?

 

[Retink Retunk]

Good job Kiwi's you've bored the internet with a kind-of interesting subject with waaaaay too much information. The cop footage won't change this and it's a waste of money and time.

The guy is going to fail his Parole eventually, we all know the end here.

Don't underestimate the Balldo's ability to Balldo.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

“Owens was “led below the honor box, where he smiled and bowed, and Herr Hitler gave him a friendly little Nazi salute, the sitting down one with the arm bent.” Owens himself later confirmed this, claiming that they exchanged congratulatory waves.“

After the war, Owens made some waves by pointing out that Hitler never snubbed him, but Roosevelt did, by not sending him a congratulatory telegram.

Hitler was a nigger lover.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I wonder if the actual company that makes balldo regrets attaching their product to Nick. Imagine having a deal with a sex toy company and the sex toy company regrets the association.

Hitler was a nigger lover.

Would've loved our operator. The Omni nigger.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

What's up my fellow white supremacists? Do any of you fine Hitler-lovers happen to know how much Legal Mindset charges to set someone up with a Japanese wife? They're honorary.

 

[RotPockets]

Nice screenshot of a 2014 article

I included 2 links as well.
How it Started.

https://m.startribune.com/how-did-the-twin-cities-and-minnesota-become-a-hub-for-somali-immigrants/510139341/

How it is.

https://apnews.com/article/ab92f10b05264c68a3c3638dc5662305

Hennepin County is run by woke faggots and Somalians are a plague. Women and niggers are governed by emotion and self-interest that is how they vote and that is why Hennepin County has become such a shithole. There are no liberal men just faggots that want to be women.

https://www.somtribune.com/2024/05/08/eight-minnesota-somalians-charged-for-us2-6-million-medicaid-fraud/

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/07/us/federal-fraud-trial-minnesota.html

Minnesota has been a Blue state since 1984.

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/06/why-are-minnesota-democrats-so-progressive.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13450053/Minnesota-girl-muslim-bullies-attack.html

https://x.com/crimewatchmpls/status/1768991608265900304

https://www.economist.com/united-states/2019/01/05/how-a-small-city-is-responding-to-a-huge-influx-of-somali-americans

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/isis-claims-responsibility-for-minnesota-mall-attack/

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Hitler never used the balldo.

He was German, so you never know…

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

This Trailer Park Boys clip reminded me of Nick:

 

[huckbeine]

One brain in the frenzied waters. Yes the market rate is plea and rehab. Wannabe lawyers don't even get that. They are still more interested in treating addiction as medical rather than criminal. Anyone that says 27 years is a loon. People have been caught with more and after rehab, all charges are dropped. But of course you'd have to claim addiction made you crazy, which the narcissist will never do.

you forgot one thing though, the defendant in here is the Balldo. I'm expecting he pisses everyone off, even his defense attorney that they throw the book at him and he gets the chair

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

My best guess is one with a hooker more than the swinger shit.

Now that's horrifying

If anyone, it's probably Aaron and Kayla.

Do the comments mention Rackets?

 

[feral cat #6385]

okay but how would Hitler have kept his butter?

No idea. Why is there even Hitler talk in here? Of all the tangents we get a Hitler tangent. How did this even happen? Did someone discover Hitler personally chased the Rekeita's out of Poland during World War II? Rekeita's grandfather get into a fistfight with the furher himself as he was escaping Poland?

you forgot one thing though, the defendant in here is the Balldo. I'm expecting he pisses everyone off, even his defense attorney that they throw the book at him and he gets the chair

If this goes to trial even the sketch artist will hate Rekieta. We can look forward to the most demon/cuck/merchant looking sketches known to man.

 

[mister fireworks]

I hate Rekeita so much its unreal.

His "career" is most definitely over. There's no comeback to be had, since his success was largely lightning in a bottle anyway. Lawtube has always been gay. And now its completely saturated with other people doing it just as well as he ever did. I recall watching a few episodes where he had Null on, and thought his squeaky voiced quips were kind of funny. But thats about it. He never had any great insight on the shows with Null and correct me if I'm wrong, but theres no "great moments of Rekeita law" compilations where people care to go back and watch his best clips, right? It was timing and collaborating with other egrifters whose audiences had decent overlap that built the whole house of cards. So, regardless of his redemption arc I don't see how he will ever be worth watching for non-trainwreck purposes.

That being said, I dont think he will ever face any jail time. I think that with the amount of money available to him from his trust and from his family in general, it just isnt plausible. I would love to be wrong. Nothing would please me more than to be wrong. If anyone is stupid and arrogant enough to fuck this up so bad that he goes to jail, its Rekeita. I just dont think its gonna happen because he can pay any fines levied against him and the courts would rather send broke violent offenders to prison than spend state money jailing someone who can pay his way out and then continue to pay to stay out when he gets caught fucking up again. People born into wealth who have trust funds never really figure out how actions and consequences work in life. Most can understand intellectually how doing x can result in y, but they never really get tested, because when they do x, they have money to avoid the resulting y that normal people have to experience first hand.

The bright side is that Rekeita's loss of e-fame and his general public disgrace is much more painful to him that if he were to have simply lost his license to practice law, or when he will probably have to settle with monty out of court and pay him a bunch of money. He loved the attention so much that the deafening silence in response to his attempts to re-boot his career (other than jeering on kiwi farms, kino casino, etc) will be pretty darn unpleasant for him while he figures out how to cope.