Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[NostalgicJam]

Don't worry Riley, i know the PERFECT lawyer who can get you out of this...

https://x.com/ExwarSaing/status/1799639288822612380

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Please enlighten me and show me the proof about how kids were neglected and with no nanny.

Please kill yourself. It isn't our job to spoon feed you. This thread isn't for your benefit, it's to laugh at Nick Rakeita and document his terminal case of retardation. This website, this thread, and the members of the forum do not owe you anything. Participate or don't.

 

[Fapcop]

Camelot is on with the Onlyfans prostitute who is married and Nick had to defend when people pointed out her husband was a cuck. They are going over his stream from locals. So far it seems boring.

Fucking lol at Camelot having some rando big tittie whore explain to him what “thou protests too much” means.

That “aw shucks, I’m just a simple guy from the trailer park!”-things really isn’t just an act, is it?

I just can’t hate the guy no matter how hard I try.

and gets me wondering how Nick got started being such big friends with him

1: Nick strikes me as the kind of guy who likes to have dumb people around him, so Nick can play King IQ.

2: Coomalot seems to have very low standards of what “a friend” is. They’ve mostly ever interacted on a few streams, and once or twice in person.

Guess offering to get him a hooker, goes a long way with Coomalot.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Ok fair enough, if there was no nanny for several months and the kids were literally neglected and that's the source of outrage against Nick Rekieta then I see it. I didn't read through 5,216 pages. Please enlighten me and show me the proof about how kids were neglected and with no nanny.

The thread for Nick's criminal case has all the relevant affidavits.

 

[repentance]

I predict that inevitably April will be the nuke that goes off.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Pretty sure he also did Pervitin (like most people involved directly in the war effort). At the time, they even put that stuff in chocolate bars.
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Incidentally, someone who very nearly fucked up the entire world because of drug abuse was John F. Kennedy, who was on a concoction of amphetamines and other dumb bullshit while at Vienna, purportedly for back pain, but it wore off, giving Khrushchev the impression of weakness, which is why he felt emboldened to go to the brink of war over the missiles in Cuba.

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

Sources say it was an early form of methamphetamine. They mostly stopped using it after some bad results.

Kennedy had the best PR department of any US President besides Obama or Carter. Fucker was chronically sick, had a back brace, autoimmune issues, chronic diarrhea, hormone issues, and osteoporosis. If not for the back brace he would’ve looked like shit next to Farmboy Nixon (Nixon gets shit on a lot, but I think he probably would’ve probably been one of the best presidents had he got his 2nd term).

JFK as a whole is a retard if not for his father. Guy got tricked by a Nazi spy and his ship cap sizing into the Pacific and the supposed heroism probably was a work of Papa Joe.

Honestly, I could buy JFK being like Nick, except having actual charisma and actual health problems. So JFK is like Nick if Nick had ambition and talent rather than being a lay about.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

His latest stream is basically the perfect archetype of a coked up guy bombing at a comedy club.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Camelot is on with the Onlyfans prostitute who is married and Nick had to defend when people pointed out her husband was a cuck. They are going over his stream from locals. So far it seems boring.

How do these people have an audience?

Please enlighten me and show me the proof about how kids were neglected and with no nanny.

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Don't worry Riley, i know the PERFECT lawyer who can get you out of this...

TY BEARD IS ON THE CASE! And has already missed the filing deadline to get Riley out of jail so he will be in there for some time.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

I've read the affadavits

No, you haven't. The affidavits detail how the nanny no longer works for the Rakeitas and how the kids were stinky, dirty, wearing the same clothes for several days in a row, and complaining of being hungry due to not being fed at home.

 

[CoomerTine]

Lmfao clippaverse got arrested

Suffah rekietaverse

 

[feral cat #6385]

Lmfao clippaverse got arrested

Suffah rekietaverse

We can only hope this will trigger NIck into another 7 hour cope stream.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

I've read the affadavits, but you've denied there's a nanny and that the kids were taken care of. Back up your statements with claims.

You're the blackest gorilla nigger brained retard I've ever seen.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

I have. The affadavit was also written by someone who wanted to justify their search warrant and was alluding to Rekieta shooting heroin by pointing out his arms. If I were to write an affadavit about your apartment right now I'd probably say it's stinky, dirty, and you're wearing the same underwear. However, can you quote the specific part about there being no nanny?

Can you Sneed seed a feed that doesn't suck and fuck Chuck?

 

[Angry Crustacean]

"Tell the world that Eric July had Clippaverse arrested for stalking, chat!"

Shit, I'll give EJ a high five and buy one of his comics.

 

[CoomerTine]

Mersh decided to weigh in

 

[Tablet County]

You're dumber than an average reddit faggot who downvotes without ever explaining why they reacted emotionally negative. I'm glad I made you angry, faggot.

Hi Nick.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Back after a week from my first post, I will respond to the faggots that actually something to say.

Lmao this nigger internally seethed over stickers for a week.

They had a nanny. At the time of Nick's arrest, she'd been gone for several months.
Which has been mentioned in this very thread god knows how many times.
I'd ask "how retarded are you?" but the answer is self-evident.

I have got to hand it to him... He lives up to the name... You get rid of KiwiJesus, and he comes back MORE RETARDED than ever...

For I am come that ye may have brain damage, and brain damage more abundantly.

-RetardFaggot 1:1


We only hope that this ends with an Ascension to the top of the ladder with a rope around the neck....

His latest stream is basically the perfect archetype of a coked up guy bombing at a comedy club.

No, this actually exists in the form of Nick's 'comedic' debut October 2023. The set was random racist humour, in-jokes from his drama streams, and Stephen Hawking.

Incidentally, it was also the event that introduced him to April and Aaron Imholte, he swinging partners...

 

[Red flaming panda]

Lmfao clippaverse got arrested

Suffah rekietaverse

SUFFAH REKIETA!
SUFFAH GAYTER!
SUFFAH RILEY!
ALL YAH MOTHER FUCKERS SUFFAH!
DO YOU UNDERATAND, NOW?! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!? DON'T YOU EVER FUCK WITH DA GAWD DAMN KING OF DA SEKTUR, BISH!

 

[Tablet County]

SUFFAH REKIETA!
SUFFAH GAYTER!
SUFFAH RILEY!
ALL YAH MOTHER FUCKERS SUFFAH!
DO YOU UNDERATAND, NOW?! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!? DON'T YOU EVER FUCK WITH DA GAWD DAMN KING OF DA SEKTUR, BISH!
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FIVE STAR DAYS EVERY DAY!

 

[AnOminous]

"Tell the world that Eric July had Clippaverse arrested for stalking, chat!"

Shit, I'll give EJ a high five and buy one of his comics.

He somehow looks even more like a greasy pedophile sex offender than Vitophile.