Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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"FUCK YOU"
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There it is, Confirmation on video, Eric didn't do shit, it was the owners. But they don't care. These people are fucking retards. Timestamp 2:18:00
Bitch is mentally deficient, imagine listen to shit like this all day. 100% Whisky Tango gutter slut but still out of Riley's league somehow. What was that thing about judging a man by the company he keeps? What a clown Dick is.
Good of July to not even name names, you know these swine thrive on attention. Dick's crusade against July is the most pathetic thing next to Rackets getting his kids taken away.
 
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After partying on an Indian graveyard back in Knoxville and the curse that befell almost everyone involved, you'd think Dax and his so-called "friends" would have learned their lesson about fucking with graves. Guess it wouldn't be a proper horror movie if the protags had an IQ higher than moss.
 
According to EVS, whom I'm quickly learning is roughly as disabled as Mint, Eric should have invited Riley in for a beer and discussion. And, in fact, Eric is the one who was dangerous because he threatened to "air people out" and he's also a pussy.
This is such a massive L for Eric because he got a weirdo arrested for violating his restraining order and having a good time at his event? Because he's snitching on someone who is fucking with him?
Just an astounding take.
 
He attacks women foremost because he is a jealous faggot. He hangs around with fat slobs to hide the fact he’s a bloated and balding failure.
He literally does the same thing that catty sorority women do to appear more attractive/less fat. He keeps a couple token fats around (Vito, Riley) to appear less fat.
 
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He seems a little upset.
He's looking like a real bitter insecure faggot right now, seething at women on Xitter and making bitchy remarks like a catty homosexual.
All this bitterness and resentment over a guy who barely notices he exists.
Ladies, your Prom King.
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Put on the medallion Dick, it’s time
I don't think he realizes it doesn't need the medallion to grab a new host. Ralph never put on a medallion.
And the shit he's doing right now is like he's laying out the red carpet for it.
It's always picked hosts who have started to publically disintegrate over dumb shit.
fully expect, one day, to log onto these boards and be greeted by a community message informing me that Dax Herrera has died from an accidental drug overdose, or from choking on his vomit. It would be very on-brand.
I have money on the David Carradine mode of exist, accidentally choking to death while trying auto erotic asphyxiation (perhaps in a cow suit)
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b-b-based? This is Kiwi Farms after all. No one is here for the redemption arcs.
I don't want anyone's life to fall apart unless they're a pedophile, zoophile, or otherwise sadistic fuck. I laugh at people whose lives have already fallen apart or are currently falling apart due to their own retarded choices. And I don't make money or get attention doing it.

Dax Herrera actively encourages and facilitates the destruction of people's lives for the 30 pieces of silver he gets when he peddles their downfalls and fucked up lives to the 1000 listeners his show maintains. If you can't see the difference, go kill yourself because your dysfunctional sense of right and wrong makes you unfit to contribute to a civilized society.
 
Are they both bald as well? Because he's only 1 for 2 on distracting from his obvious physical failings if they aren't.
I don’t know about Riley’s sped ass but if you go back a couple pages on Vedophile’s thread you can see what he looks like without the cope hat on. I think it’s photos of him “cooking” in his slovenly kitchen or something; he’s easily a Norwood 4. Still hanging onto those last little cope wisps of hair.

EDIT: Here’s the post by Pill Cosby on the Vito thread. Dude doesn’t even have enough for a combover. He’s full on Danny DeVito bald.
 
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God it is painful to hear Mint speak and realize how truly mentally disabled she is. There should be laws to protect people like her from people like Riley and Dick. She needs to be in an assisted living facility and not out on the street being pimped out by a bow legged dwarf-clown.
It gets worse because Riley has a micropenis that is smaller than Ethan Ralph's.
 
it's weird that dick is so assblasted about this. I'm pretty sure riley was looking to get arrested or beat up. dick should be celebrating. this is the content he wanted. just don't understand why he wouldn't try to make comedy content out of it instead of feigning outrage. I thought his catchphrase was "complain funnier" lol.

Riley got arrested, but the stream was schizo kino.

-standing outside filming people drinking beer, smiling and laughing while they yell about how everyone is seething
-long periods where they aren't even talking, just filming people having fun inside
-riley rambling to the cops with (barely audible) internet drama schizobabble while they just stand there looking confused and bored
-the arrest
-mint getting accosted by a rippaverse fan and yelling superchats at him until he gets scared and leaves

nothing against eric, but I'm all for people who aren't me going out and doing retarded stuff in public for me to watch. I enjoyed the stream. There's something for everyone in it.
 
actually mati, he is blocking people, calling others gay, trying desperately to phone in someone to get mint, pretty sure he dm'd one guy to eat shit
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He's overly invested in eric july
The funniest thing about this is Eric July seems to barely even ACKnowledge Dax exists.
Its obvious Dax is trying to get July to sue him, as he sinks into irrelevance its like he's gambling on another lolsuit, but July just seems to be doing his own thing, Dax is like a bug, he's just coming across as incredibly bitter and insecure.
 
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