Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DumbDude43]

What a dumb question:

We want Nick to stop being a massive niggerfaggot. Admit he fucked up, plead guilty. Do the time. GROVEL in front of his family and beg them for forgiveness when all is said and done. He should beg July for forgiveness too for telling that fat asshole and his retarded girlfriend it's okay to stalk him and desecrate his family's graves. He should apologize to Vic for sending him half a mil in debt with his retarded nepotism lawyer - both Nick and Ty should front the costs of everything Vic was made to pay.

As for the internet, he should offer a general apology to the people who looked up to him whom he let down. and do us a favor and fuck off from the internet - preferably forever but for no time shorter than 10 years. Nick had it all and he fucked it. Suicide is too easy for a worm like him.

cringe moralfaggotry

i dont expect or want nick to grovel and humiliate himself. whats done is done, any business with vic, eric july, montegraph, josh, or anyone else is best left alone or dealt with behind the scenes in private.
there is no point in doing pathetic self flagellation sessions and apology tours like that slimy cuck aaron is doing. if you want to apologize to someone for something you did, do it in person and do it in private. it's nobody elses business, certainly not the internets.
personally what i'd want from nick is to get clean and sober, get his marriage and family back in order, and start leaving all this shit behind. maybe a year or two afterwards he could make a retrospective video where he talks about how addiction nearly destroyed his life and lays out how he managed to beat it and rebuild his life since then, but only after this stuff is firmly in the past for him.

until then just pick your stream topic, be well prepared, and stick to it. ignore off topic chat, don't get derailed, just talk about the topic and then end the stream. you know, like back in the day when he was actually popular and growing.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

The question is about the bodycam footage for the speeding tickets. I apologize if that was unclear.

Why would anyone waste their time and money getting those?

 

[Botchy Galoop]

All jokes aside do you think there is a Nick sex tape

There is no doubt a sex tape/s, and with Nick's porn addiction and exhibitionist nature, I would not be surprised if it has been uploaded publicly somewhere. In fact, the most common route for pornsick men who have compliant partners is first they make "private" couple porn, strictly for their own personal use *winkwink*, later they get bold enough to publish it as amateur porn *after they anonymize it*. This all usually comes before the actual swinging. The road to perdition is paved with sidequests.

Happy hunting to all you out there perusing the ick of amateur porn, looking for those tell-tale tatts.

 

[Tablet County]

Why would anyone waste their time and money getting those?

Seeing Nick out of his mind being obstinate to a cop sounds funny.

 

[Dude Snakes]

I hate you Nick. You are delusional/demonic. You ruined your kids lives. Go kill yourself!

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Seeing Nick out of his mind being obstinate to a cop sounds funny.

You won't. It will be a boring video of an idiot getting a speeding ticket. It's funny that he got the ticket and didn't pay it or go to court, it's not funny actually seeing it because nothing happened. Unless he asked the cop what he ordered at Denny's then it might almost be worth it.

 

[Captain Manning]

Manning has it correct. Null described Nick's dormer legacy poignantly as a 'white-pilling effect' on the Sektur. There were a lot people who wanted to believe that the 'trad family life' was possible and not a fantasy. Seeing someone love it gave them hope that ot was achievable.

Oh, I knew it was possible. I didn't need Nick to tell me that. There's plenty of examples of it IRL. I grew up in such a family, and they still exist. You normally have to go offline to see them though.

Nick was the first person in "the Sektur" who seemed to demonstrate such qualities though. He was unique in that key respect.

Anyways, that's all dust in the wind now. The truth is he's as broken and degenerate as everybody else in the Sektur. Perhaps even more so.

In hindsight, the fact he liked Masterson probably should have been a red flag. I don't think people people picked up on it since his analysis of the Maddox suit, as a lawyer, was well appreciated at the time.

 

[Fapcop]

A real cocaine addict could easily spend $20k a month.

It’s expensive to have a coke habit. Lots of dealers flaking on you and “Awww shiiat mang! I know a guy but it’s EXPENSIVE! Ya feel me?!”

Nick likely got hustled a few times and paid over price because “Yeah mang! Shit is TESTED and shiat!”

 

[200MB]

Why would anyone waste their time and money getting those?

I want to know if he was wearing the Jamaican wife beater for those too.

 

[Swole McPole]

15g a day is pretty intense... but to be fair he was splitting it 3 ways most days, and he was probably giving out a lot to try and buy peoples friendship and admiration (at the gay bars, whorehouses and swinger parties).

Three ways? This is cocaine we're talking about. Nick will have been splitting it one and a half ways. Two lines for him, one line for whichever of the two bitches he wants to suck him off that day (ie, April).

Best not to give the other one any. Once she's had one line, she'll just spend the rest of the evening nagging/begging for more.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

Ahh so it's "cringe moralfaggotry" to say a man who fucked his family over should grovel and apologize to them and specifically the other people he deeply wronged.

He owes the internet nothing cept a very simple apology and that's only because of how much of the internet's money he gladly took - specifically the Vic case that Nick and Ty fucked up. Nick is a piece of shit, but he's not deserving of a further suicidal downward spiral (unless he starts to double down which it seems he's doing)

That honor goes to Dax. I wish that piece of shit a goofy-ass death. Like a circus truck runs him over, an elephant shits on his car and they find him with a monkey in his ass in the wreck down the block.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The question is about the bodycam footage for the speeding tickets. I apologize if that was unclear.

Why would anyone waste their time and money getting those?

Seeing Nick out of his mind being obstinate to a cop sounds funny.

What would be the point, other than autistic completionism?Most traffic stops are boring.

If anyone is pushing the DUI/DWI angle, feom the American stops I have watched online, it looks like the police will sobriety test anyone if they have a HINT that they are on something.

It is a nothingburger, and we would only see Nick talking to cops and kvetching about his kids.

 

[datura_binge]

I was there because it was a decently long and interesting thing I could listen to while doing other shit, until the superchats began ruining the show. It was interesting to hear other actual lawyers and people in the know talk about the cases. But then he stopped covering trials and I dipped.

I'll never understand what people got out of donating money just to watch a man take a shot of liquor.

Precisely why I stopped watching. His focus on superchats literally ruined the entire show. I remember being excited for his streams, then having to listen to literally an hour of shit that consisted of "Hey Nick can you do a toast to my WW2 grandfather who died" "Hey Nick, can you do a toast for my dog who died of cancer today". It was depressing as fuck even if he wasn't drinking massive amounts of liquor.

 

[TexOffender]

Manning has it correct. Null described Nick's dormer legacy poignantly as a 'white-pilling effect' on the Sektur. There were a lot people who wanted to believe that the 'trad family life' was possible and not a fantasy. Seeing someone love it gave them hope that ot was achievable.

This would explain the deep, visceral reaction of his former fanbase to his change and hypocrisy.

Nick himself had a hearty chuckle at the Steven Crowder video of him being a cunt to his pregnant wife. He made a comment himself that the trad-chad stuff in the right-wing sector was mostly bullshit and stuff was different behind the scenes. He probably didn't expect the curtain to get pulled on him though.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Fucker was chronically sick,

That's an understatement. He had the Last Rites administered to him a few different times post WWII.

 

[Captain Manning]

The question is about the bodycam footage for the speeding tickets. I apologize if that was unclear.

Those would likely be perfunctory, and boring as fuck, if the written reports are anything to go by. If anything exciting happened, I think our good friend Trooper Monson, and the other cop, would have noted it.

The reason much hay is being made over getting the bodycam footage of the raid is because people want to see the condition of the house to judge how accurate the report is, and laugh at Nick acting like a dipshit manchild (i.e. throwing a copy of the warrant on the ground).

 

[Swole McPole]

he is functionally illiterate and writes very poorly

These are comics we're talking about. Even if this were true, what proportion of his audience would know? What proportion would even care?

There are a whole load of people who write best selling novels who are barely literate as well. Jeffrey Archer springs to mind. It doesn't really matter because his audience isn't reading for literary skill and his editors can fix any grammatical errors. What matters is story and you don't need to be literate or to write well to be able to tell a good story.

And surely if the story is shit and doesn't appeal to anyone, nobody would buy the damn things?

 

[Tablet County]

Honestly, I could buy JFK being like Nick, except having actual charisma and actual health problems. So JFK is like Nick if Nick had ambition and talent rather than being a lay about.

"Nothing bad ever happens to the Rekietas!"

 

[theapropos]

Since he has chosen the go down in flames route, I want him to get high on stream and curse out everyone, judge and jury. Go in for at least 5 years instead of rehab then , dummy.

Also, update on pimp Riley dropped.

 

[AltisticRight]

The question is about the bodycam footage for the speeding tickets. I apologize if that was unclear.

What would be the point, other than autistic completionism?Most traffic stops are boring.

Those would likely be perfunctory, and boring as fuck, if the written reports are anything to go by. If anything exciting happened, I think our good friend Trooper Monson, and the other cop, would have noted it.

Yeah, most traffic stops are boring. Most.
But, big BUT, I won't put it pass Balldo to make a fool out of himself. Imagine this, Minnesotan non-practicing lawyer with licence plate LAWPOPE getting pulled over by cops and he starts to ramble on his sovereign citizen lolbertarian bullshit, now that's funny.

No one would waste time and money getting them, but there is a non-zero chance that the footage could be shown during the hearings as a supplement to Balldo's delusions.

Since he has chosen the go down in flames route, I want him to get high on stream and curse out everyone, judge and jury. Go in for at least 5 years instead of rehab then , dummy.

Also, update on pimp Riley dropped.

Nah.
Riley would unironically enjoy that.