Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

[*Asterisk*]

Nope, this is legit him. He's even friends with this account on his "George Schnoz" one. It's his "public" account.

"George Schnoz" was his idea?

I thought that was just @TakeDownMan teasing him about his unfortunate Middle-Eastern features.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Maddox really is a cunt. Leave your mother alone, you piece of shit.

 

[DuckSucker]

Maddox seems like the type of guy who would have gone all grammar nazi on his mom for using "your" instead of "you're" and not having punctuation.

Maybe he's saving it for later. But yeah picking on your own mom is pretty fucking dumb, regardless of how you feel about her.

 

[TakeDownMan]

"George Schnoz" was his idea?

I thought that was just @TakeDownMan teasing him about his homely Middle-Eastern features.

Nope. Maddox is fairly self aware. He knows he has a small penis, he knew he was a fatty when he was a fatty, He knows he's bald and it doesn't look cool on him, and he knows he had a giant hook knows that would make any israli feel like a beauty queen.

Which means he also knows every bit of shit that has been talked about him is true.

I wonder what it feels like to know you were a comedy legend once but didn't make any money because 'values', then finally found a way to make money, then turned on your 'values' to get more money.

He knows his fans are jumping ship. He knows he is not going to have another viral video hit again. He knows bitches aren't with him for his looks and his efame is fleeting fast. He knows his book is doomed because the retard couldn't manage his brand and fake not being a shit head to his co-host for 5 fucking minutes (which must really suck when you are selling out everything about yourself). He knows he's a petulant child and where as it was endeering and funny before, it is old and annoying now. He knows he can dish it but can't take it. He knows he fucked up. He knows if he wants to milk his efame cow for every last drop he can't say he fucked up.

What's gonna be really funny is when he hit 45-50 and wants to settle down and have a family, but he spent so much of his life being a manchild and not giving himself any kind of out or gracefully transitioning his trolling in to anything maintainable like a "daily show" or book series, or even steady writting gig and is all out of material because he's not the same person he was 20 years ago and back himself into too many corners.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Nope. Maddox is fairly self aware. He knows he has a small penis, he knew he was a fatty when he was a fatty, He knows he's bald and it doesn't look cool on him, and he knows he had a giant hook knows that would make any israli feel like a beauty queen.

Which means he also knows every bit of shit that has been talked about him is true.

I wonder what it feels like to know you were a comedy legend once but didn't make any money because 'values', then finally found a way to make money, then turned on your 'values' to get more money.

He knows his fans are jumping ship. He knows he is not going to have another viral video hit again. He knows bitches aren't with him for his looks and his efame is fleeting fast. He knows his book is doomed because the exceptional individual couldn't manage his brand and fake not being a shit head to his co-host for 5 fucking minutes (which must really suck when you are selling out everything about yourself). He knows he's a petulant child and where as it was endeering and funny before, it is old and annoying now. He knows he can dish it but can't take it. He knows he fucked up. He knows if he wants to milk his efame cow for every last drop he can't say he fucked up.

What's gonna be really funny is when he hit 45-50 and wants to settle down and have a family, but he spent so much of his life being a manchild and not giving himself any kind of out or gracefully transitioning his trolling in to anything maintainable like a "daily show" or book series, or even steady writting gig and is all out of material because he's not the same person he was 20 years ago and back himself into too many corners.

You could say that for most lolcows around his age. However the difference between them and him, as you said, is that he's actually aware of his flaws. And yet, he doesn't really improve them, just like every other cow out there. About the only one I can think of is that he dropped the weight, but everything else seems like he either stagnated or made worse. His behavior being the most obvious facet of this change.

 

[millais]

I don't think it was posted yet, so here is another amusing snippet from the old days. Around September of 2015, Maddox was making a Blender tutorial for his Twitch stream, and his choice of 3D modeling subject matter gravitated towards the autistic.

The final product:

That Sonic head took him something like 70 hours to make, and he was embarrassingly proud of it, getting unreasonably defensive when everyone starting shitting on it. People thought it was purposely a poor rendition, but he showed it off expecting to be lauded for his great 3D modeling skills and got massively butthurt when they didn't.

Digging himself deeper into the hole of online mockery, he doubled down and tried to make a 3D printed model of it

And when he finally realised people weren't going to stop shitting on his Blender models, he tried to turn his bad 3D modeling skills into an unfunny forced meme

That is surely some top tier streaming content

 

[vertexwindi]

And here I thought he was being ironic with that Sonic model.

Should've seen that one coming I suppose.

 

[Atrahasis]

Looking at this thread makes me die a little inside as I used to be very enthusiast about the best page of the universe. Of course I wasn't fooled, I knew something started to smell fishy. As a perceptive shark, I knew this guy jumped me right when he uploaded this painfully cringy Bin Laden death anniversary video. Not only it highlighted him as the retarded adolescent he is, but as a politically correct scum he longed to become.

An once witty troll of the early Internet age is now desconstructing his own myth and dropping it on a cesspool, in a pathetic attempt to stay relevant. Him moving to a debate format he can't control completely sissified him, which is ironic for someone who represented himself as a ballsy pirate at one point.
He simply betrayed his old audience in attempt to secure a new one for himself;
Indeed I envisioned him as a conservative, one-man ranter even more so after he tore Buzzfeed a new one. The later drama discussed on this channel proves that he's a hypocrite no better than this shit clickbait website. Thankfully, I have listened to none of his podcasts.

I'd rather forget the man, Ouzounian, and focus on the antisocial deadpan comic persona who entertained me with his sheer observational retorts about women's poor taste in fashion or goofy car designs. All that's left of George's former rags now reeks of sweat induced tantrum against his rival. I can only hope he crashes, burn and be forgotten in the benefits of his old work.

 

[millais]

Maddox has made a new video in which he attempts to cling to relevancy by rehashing (some might say plagiarising) his decade-old "Regressive Party" article. It was funnier and more relevant then, when abortion was a real hot topic issue; now it's just stale and unoriginal.

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

Spoiler: Watch out, folks! Maddox lives life on the edge!

Spoiler: Makes me think of this

Let me guess Maddox,you're going to vote for Hillary. what a rebel

 

[Zhoban]

I see a complete lack of energy in this video. He needs to change things up for his sake, as he's liable to lose his fan base.

 

[vertexwindi]

"That means every man, woman, child and non-binary gendered person"

 

[Atrahasis]

Let me guess Maddox,you're going to vote for Hillary. what a rebel

What are you talking about? Cucks don't vote, the matriarch happens to vote twice instead.

If it's true that his girlfriend is an SJW, she better be hot.

Jessica Blum's not even hot. Looks like one of this ethnic quota model you see in these insurance flyers that shills their products to, wow, everyone without distinction. I even include the link to the pic I used on my collage.
https://www.miway.co.za/car-insurance/car-insurance-quotes
Alike much?


I'd get more excitement from a pseudo asian chef selling me low cost noodles.

See? She looks about as authentic as , my point stands.

Someone needs to make the butt ship's boy Maddik walk the plank...
I promise to be a good shark and end his misery quick with a clean bite.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

"George Schnoz" was his idea?

I thought that was just @TakeDownMan teasing him about his unfortunate Middle-Eastern features.

Not Middle-Eastern, Toydarian.

 

[Petronella]

This one's fun because he's trying to do the SJW shit and his old He Man Woman Hater shtick at the same time and it works about as well as you'd expect.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

And here I thought he was being ironic with that Sonic model.

Should've seen that one coming I suppose.

You're not the only one.

Seriously, least he could have done is watch some tutorials on how to properly use the program first.

Let me guess Maddox,you're going to vote for Hillary. what a rebel

Nah, he'll just sit out and then join whatever bandwagon afterwards.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Maddox's third book is his Revolution 60. Unlike Wu, however, he makes no effort to hide the fact that he gets triggered by people calling him out on his failure to deliver a product:

Never thought I'd say this, but Brianna Wu actually manages to be less of a narcissistic ass than somebody else.

This isn't the only time something like this has happened, either. I never really listened to his podcast with Dick, but I DID listen to a portion of one of them. Dick made a soft jab about the book and Maddox raised his voice with "Y'KNOW WHAT, DICK!?" The whole thing seemed like they were trying to do some friendly banter, but given all the info that came to light about Dick and Maddox's relationship behind the scenes, I'm betting that the comment made him legitimately angry.

Also, despite him being a huge grammar nazi, the phrase "to write your a book" makes an appearance.

 

[Atrahasis]

Am I the only one who thinks Maddox wouldn't be out of place in Wu's game studio? I dunno, Ouzounian could render some monster designs with blender. I don't really see anything else which would make use of this spastic Sanic.

 

[millais]

From the Dick Show's reddit comes a more in-depth look at Maddox's unraveling social media metrics:

Part I: Loss of 2,274 YouTube Subscribers in 1 Month

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Video: "Your alternate news site sucks"

1. Oct. 13 : 315,951 Subs
2. Oct. 14 : Video Uploaded: "Your alternate news site sucks"
3. Oct. 15 : 315,137 Subs (-814 Loss)

Top Rated comments:

• "Nice video, see you in two months" 665 Likes
• "This video was just another excuse for you to brag about how you don't have ads on your site, isn't it?" 645 Likes
• "There's literally evidence of mainstream media colluding with Clinton in the Podesta Emails." 522 Likes
• "Oh Maddox..what an awful video. You completely missed the point of disdain for the MSM" 373 Likes
• "I think I've figured out why Im not a fan of these videos anymore. It used to be dumb shit like why you hate pepperoni or why its dumb to hate sexy girls on magazines, but lately its these much larger issues that are clearly beyond your scope." 231 Likes

Video: "Sexual costumes are for winners"

1. Oct. 30 : 315,098 Subs
2. Oct 31 : Video Uploaded: "Sexual costumes are for winners"
3. Nov 2 : 314,135 Subs (-963 Loss)

Top Rated comments:

• "scrapes bottom of the barrel harder" 469 Likes
• "Remember when Maddox used to be funny? Pepperidge Farm remembers." 349 Likes
• "You need background music in this video. Also better jokes." 208 Likes
• "violently beats dead horse and its entire dead family" 208 Likes
• "This is a low-energy video. George sounds like he's on NyQuil or some shit, that or in a deep depression." 191 Likes

2 Election Videos

1. Nov. 6 : 314,119 Subs
2. Nov 7 : Video Uploaded: "Vote Regressive Party"
3. Nov 8 : Video Uploaded : "Maddox Election Live Stream"
4. Nov 9 : 313,677 Subs (-442 Loss)

Comments all low-liked (~70-100 likes only) and generally not critical indicating low engagement or removal of negative comments

Part II: Loss of 430 Twitter Followers

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• July: +250 Followers
• Aug: +90 Followers
• Sept:
  • 9/1 - 9/19: +30 Followers
  • 9/20 - 9/29: -90 Followers
• Oct: -300 Followers
• Nov:
  • 9/1 - 9/18: -6 Followers

Maddox experienced steady follower growth up until 9/20 when he began ridiculing Donald Trump Jr.'s "Bowl of Skittles" analogy which suggests that refugees from high-terrorist zones are dangerous, even if a minority of the group.

Maddox continued the pattern of ridiculing only Trump from 9/20 on-wards where his non-political tweets are largely ignored until he tweets something political, at which point he goes from ~zero to 10 retweets to ~80 to 100 retweets (Many of them hostile/critical), and then subsequently losing followers.

Part III Loss of 2,000 Likes on Facebook Over 6 Months

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• July: -300 Likes
• Aug: -220 Likes
• Sept: -115 Likes
• Oct: -500 Likes
• Nov (MTD): -250 Likes

Maddox (His main page not "MaddoxRules") has been in steady decline on Facebook for at least 6 months now (as far back as my data goes) at a rate of Loss of ~300 Likes per month. This appears to be unrelated to any offensive posts - simply people no longer giving a shit about him and his growing irrelevance and lack of new content.

He periodically experiences bumps in likes for 1 or 2 days, but then his precipitous decline continues on-pace.

Below are a listing of the only posts which garnered Maddox a temporary boost to likes in the last 5 months. Everything else he posts resulted in his standard daily loss of likes:

• 9/5 Kill Pandas: +120 Likes (1.4k shares)
• 9/24 Eat animals: +110 Likes (4.1k shares)
• 10/14 Your Alt News Site Sucks: +100 Likes (1k shares)

The one exception to his standard rate of loss, was one post which was unpopular, his post about harassing his mother for voting Trump by texting her flattering photos of Hillary Clinton. This post resulted in a sharp decline of almost 200 Likes in only 2 days.

Conclusion & Analysis

King Cuck is experiencing overall loss of audience across all of his platforms, but in very different ways:

Facebook: Steady, organic decline of 300 Likes per month regardless of what he does. He is shrinking from his residual fame into obscurity despite his attempts to rehash his "eat animals" humor from 2002.

Twitter: Growth through the summer followed by sharp decline during election season, and a plateau in November. His audience is no longer growing on Twitter as it did in the summer, but the sharp drops from the Election seem to have stopped (for now). Stagnant.

Youtube: Perhaps the most embarrassing of the three, his audience appears to genuinely despise every video he uploads, with every single video in the past month resulting in negative comments and sharp drops in Subscribers. The best thing he can do at this point is stop posting, or radically change the content he's been producing.

 

[AnOminous]

Youtube: Perhaps the most embarrassing of the three, his audience appears to genuinely despise every video he uploads, with every single video in the past month resulting in negative comments and sharp drops in Subscribers. The best thing he can do at this point is stop posting, or radically change the content he's been producing.

It's too late. "Fratire" went out in the early 2000s, and "being a cuck" humor isn't funny. Ask Tucker Max how that worked for him.

Also you can't recover from this.

Sorry, just hasn't been posted in a few pages.