Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[huckbeine]

I wanna see a heartfelt apology from Nick actually, bonus points if he does it singing with a ukelele

 

[theapropos]

Would Riley do more time than nick? Need a new poll

 

[Shig O'nella]

do you guys think, like jim, that the balldo is just a way to "knot" your partner? I tend to think it was, with a bit of meme on the side.

Nah. It's for when your wife wants to be double teamed but there's no one around you trust.

 

[Owlbear]

So while it’s technically true that he didn’t shake his hand, it’s misleading and false that he in particular snubbed Owens.

After Owens won the 100m dash, Hitler waved to him though:

“Owens was “led below the honor box, where he smiled and bowed, and Herr Hitler gave him a friendly little Nazi salute, the sitting down one with the arm bent.” Owens himself later confirmed this, claiming that they exchanged congratulatory waves.“

After the war, Owens made some waves by pointing out that Hitler never snubbed him, but Roosevelt did, by not sending him a congratulatory telegram.

FDR was a virulent racist who wanted to become the dictator of the USA, and I have no idea how Democrat historical revisionists have managed to turn him into some sort of American ero. His economic policies likely prolonged the depression in order to push socialist-like agendas and create a soviet-style bureaucracy. His views on race, eugenics, and other similar (taboo) topics were more extreme than Hitler's (remember America's internment camps for Japanese people). It was very common for American progressives of the time to be into the idea of sterilizing all the niggers, Italians, and poor people. Hence the existence of planned parenthood.

I disagree. As someone else pointed out itt, if this was just an estimate on coomalot's part, he would have simply responded to their question on how he knew the number with something like 'I'm just guessing man' or 'I caught a glimpse of his bags, and if he's buying that much every week, easily 20k or 30k a month', but he legit froze up for several seconds instead. Dude was clearly worried about SOMETHING, and the list of possible worries here isn't long.
He knew, blurted it out without thinking and only realized what he had done when cecil asked where the number came from. It's pretty apparent Nick shared not only his coke use with him, but also how much he spent on it.

Before 5 minutes ago, we all knew that Coomalot was prone to exaggeration, and I think this claim deserves to be looked at critically. I wouldn't be surprised if Nick said in Vegas, "want some coke, I got like $5k of the stuff" when pointing at his stash of a couple ounces, and Coomy decided that Nick did $5k of coke every week. I would suggest that the pause in the video, if you are familiar with Coomalot getting called on his lies (especially the ones about getting laid), is exactly the behavior he does when he has been called out. If he actually had details, he would be very forthcoming with them.

The hookers thing is something that Rekieta has basically self-reported on, so I would easily believe he invited his coomer friend to share a hooker (as long as he gets to clean up afterward). The specific amount of coke has no corroboration.

 

[Swole McPole]

I can't even listen to that song nowadays, knowing what I know now. His return stream scarcely even mentioned his kids. He's a fraud.

It was always a bit fucking peculiar. It sounds like a love song directed at someone who purports to be a married man with kids. Who the fuck would spend their time doing something like that?

I'd love to know what the guy who wrote it thinks about him now.

Broke coke addicts are famous for theft and running up six figures in debt to fuel a habit. Nick would have had cash on hand to spend and habits only grow.

I knew dozens of people who used heroin for years without it ever becoming a significant problem. (Aside from them being heroin addicts, of course.) As soon as they started sucking the glass dick, they started to commit the kind of crimes that invariably end up in long prison sentences. Even the ones that don't go insane on crack are the most boring, self-centred, annoying fuckers you could ever have in your life.

Worst drug ever.

 

[Ludicrous Moneybags]

Don’t just repeat what Wikipedia tells you my guy.

There is a reason why Irving was a respected (if controversial) historian and best selling author, before some shitlib professor engaged in an extremely lucrative legal battle with him.

Unlike some historians, Irving actually speaks German, uses original archives, and has access to unique sources. (He befriended some of the key people while they were still alive in the 1970ies).

As for “Holocaust denial”, Irving has always liked controversy but later retracted his original thesis that the number of dead in the death camps was a lot lower than commonly stated. Much of what makes Irving a “holocaust denier” was legit academic debate in the 60ies and 70ies.

Always thought it was dumb that all of the man’s work is somehow invalidated because he at one point didn’t toe the line on one particular part of WW2 history, or at one time had a funky thesis that Hitler didn’t plan the Holocaust but that it was implemented at a lower level.

Your follow up comment got removed. Disappointing.

 

[owed to joy]

I might reframe the question if I may be so bold.

What do Nick's detractors want? (I can't believe I'm quoting Camelot, but sometimes the dumbest people ask the smartest questions.) From mild to severe:

• Accountability and apology?
• Shame?
• Rehab?
• Cancellation?
• Prison?
• Suicide? Given the number of "Kill Yourself" posts on this thread since 5/23 that's clearly in the mix.

As for me, a newcomer, I think accountability and rehab are essential. I also choose option #1 in your post. I am a softie and believe strongly in redemption. Nick was uniquely charismatic, engaging, sometimes intelligent, and entertaining. He is also a selfish junkie and probably a malignant narcissist. Many things can be true, and all that.

Absolute career destruction & exile into lolcow obscurity. Onlyusemeblade comes to mind.
I want to see the inevitable fallout with April explode into text leaks, sex tapes, Kayla gets clean & leaves with the kids and money, she reveals that it all started after Nick met Dax IRL, she befriends Eric July and ends up remarried to a black pastor & ring video after ring video of drunk Nick breaking his TRO and getting the shit beat out of him on the lawn by the honorable reverend Tyrone makes their way to KF. I'm hoping for the worst and most hilarious possible outcomes to occur just shy of death. The higher you go, the further you fall. This fall deserves to last years, he earned it.

 

[DumbDude43]

I knew dozens of people who used heroin for years without it ever becoming a significant problem. (Aside from them being heroin addicts, of course.) As soon as they started sucking the glass dick, they started to commit the kind of crimes that invariably end up in long prison sentences. Even the ones that don't go insane on crack are the most boring, self-centred, annoying fuckers you could ever have in your life.

Worst drug ever.

coke (especially in freebase form, aka crack) produces a very short high, so you constantly want another dose, and another one, and another one, forever. this is how the coke habit gets so damn expensive.
it's not like heroin where you shoot up once and are basically done for the rest of the day. even a meth high will last many hours before you're ready to go again. but with coke you can just keep going, more more more until all your money is gone.

 

[Ludicrous Moneybags]

No idea. Why is there even Hitler talk in here? Of all the tangents we get a Hitler tangent. How did this even happen? Did someone discover Hitler personally chased the Rekeita's out of Poland during World War II? Rekeita's grandfather get into a fistfight with the furher himself as he was escaping Poland?


If this goes to trial even the sketch artist will hate Rekieta. We can look forward to the most demon/cuck/merchant looking sketches known to man.

You should be banned for your profile pic.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Happy hunting to all you out there perusing the ick of amateur porn, looking for those tell-tale tatts.

It’s time for some tranny coomer with autism to shine.

 

[JT Marlin]

Were the people who knew him from the lolsuit there because he was a a "trad Christian family man"? Or the people who learned about him from IBS? What about the weebs who came for the Vic lawsuit?

Nick had an audience because people thought he was a competent lawyer, not because of a Christian fantasy people had.

My observation is the majority of his audience liked that he was a conservative lawtuber and the majority of his paypigs liked his image of being a conservative trad christian family man.

 

[DumbDude43]

Nick had an audience because people thought he was a competent lawyer, not because of a Christian fantasy people had.

more specifically, because he was the only 'competent lawyer' who was covering autistic internet lolcow content (maddox lolsuit, russell greer lawsuit, vic lawsuit)
he was the first to discover that niche

 

[Stupor Mario]

Nick had an audience because people thought he was a competent lawyer, not because of a Christian fantasy people had.

Nick literally had people paying superchat money for the privilege of him praying for and/or blessing them on pretty much all of his streams. His audience is (was?) made up of a sizeable number of Christian conservatives who treated him as some kind of godly Christian warrior standing up for their moral values.

 

[Owlbear]

My observation is the majority of his audience liked that he was a conservative lawtuber and the majority of his paypigs liked his image of being a conservative trad christian family man.

Nick literally had people paying superchat money for the privilege of him praying for and/or blessing them on pretty much all of his streams. His audience is (was?) made up of a sizeable number of Christian conservatives who treated him as some kind of godly Christian warrior standing up for their moral values.

Immediately pre-Rittenhouse, a lot of his $20+ superchats went for people asking for trad toasts and prayers, and it was a marketing strategy of his. Somehow, he picked up a religious conservative audience despite that he got his start covering lolcows and anime. He used to have a lot of conservative/libertarian religious takes on issues in general. After Rittenhouse, the toasts and prayers accelerated with his popularity even though spending 15 minutes toasting anyone who sends you $20 does not scale to a large audience, but this really cemented his "trad" image.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

I remember back during Weeb Wars Nick hated Legal Eagle and used to trash-talk him with real vitriol. Was there a reason beyond Legal Eagle's politics? Was it just Nick seething that another lawyer was more successful than him on YouTube?

 

[AltisticRight]

Would Riley do more time than nick? Need a new poll

He should hire lead attorney Nick Rekieta as his lawyer so both of them gets the fucking Judas Cradle.

 

[TurdThrower]

There is no doubt a sex tape/s, and with Nick's porn addiction and exhibitionist nature, I would not be surprised if it has been uploaded publicly somewhere.

If he can post a picture that was obviously taken at the hedonism sign by the dock at that place then he could easily do what you mentioned.

 

[polar bear]

Immediately pre-Rittenhouse, a lot of his $20+ superchats went for people asking for trad toasts and prayers, and it was a marketing strategy of his.

So do you mean he could've started this trend by getting e.g. Kayla to send them from different accounts, up until the rest of the audience picked it up and continued?

 

[Captain Manning]

I remember back during Weeb Wars Nick hated Legal Eagle and used to trash-talk him with real vitriol. Was there a reason beyond Legal Eagle's politics? Was it just Nick seething that another lawyer was more successful than him on YouTube?

It was his politics, mainly. A lot of people who have come to hate/dislike Rekieta still don't like Legal Eagle.

Sean, for example, still throws barbs at him.

Legal Eagle is objectively more successful than Nick, but if you don't like him, you don't like him. Having the biggest channel isn't everything.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

It was his politics, mainly. A lot of people who have come to hate/dislike Rekieta still don't like Legal Eagle.

Sean, for example, still throws barbs at him.

Legal Eagle is objectively more successful than Nick, but if you don't like him, you don't like him. Having the biggest channel isn't everything.

It's weird to me that he hated him that much just for the difference in politics with no interaction to back it up. I don't like Legal Eagle, but I also don't think about him. Remembering Nick's diatribes about him is the most I've thought about him in years.

In fact, the hatred without interaction reminds me of the Eric July/Dax relationship.