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Aunt Carol said:
Not very many birds have penises, mostly waterfowl. That's why you hear about male ducks raping dead male ducks with their corkscrew penises, but nothing spicy about, say, hummingbirds.

Most birds just have cloacae, male and female. They transfer sperm with a "cloacal kiss."

I found a diagram, which is labeled in French but fairly self-explanatory otherwise.

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That's still a penis in all but name man, you got the balls and the hole to shoot shit out of embedded in a little bird piss and shit hole.
That ain't a "kiss" they're fucking! Kev can't pull those moves off there's nothing but the hole there!
 
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Poonocchio said:
Only Kevin's thread is one that could turn into details of bird sex. Good God.
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Let's not make the same mistake the Tranch did. Everyone on the Farms needs to learn about avian reproduction if we're going to break even on these kiwis.

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That's still a penis in all but name man, you got the balls and the hole to shoot shit out of embedded in a little bird piss and shit hole.
That ain't a "kiss" they're fucking!
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The penis is an outie genital. Both sexes of birds have cloacae that are fully internal; they put them right next to each other and snowball the semen into the female bird.
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The human analog would be a man whose penis was cut off flat to his body, or I guess a troon with a stinkditch who kept his testicles, tribbing on his actual girlfriend and aiming really carefully.

I do understand that the birds are fucking, but I wanted to share the specific term for it used in the literature. I think there's already a band named Cloacal Kiss, though.
 
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I love how Kev is riding high on his "trying to be badass" vibe here. I imagine that this traces back to some personal misfortune that has interrupted his cycle of comfortable irresponsibility. I wonder if he's been cut off from his accommodation or his medical weed card, or if his spending is coming home to roost (he seems to have pumped the gas on this lately) and he's lashing out as only a fat eunuch can: by snitching and being bitchy
 
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AMHOLIO said:
This is him being too perfectionist to continue his art since he'll get too frustrated and break his pen or something and too lazy to keep working on art as a skill to practice.


Is there any reason that they think it is so fuckable? Like, if you squint and tilt your head sideways with braindamage type of reason.
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They don't
Kevin is a fat eunuch who wasn't exactly a sexual tyrannosaurus to begin with, but he's built his minor e-celeb brand on being so trans and horny about everything, and it's so integral to his self esteem to keep his 'brand'. This is why Kevin is my favourite lolcow, he has no sex drive but has to constantly expend effort to simulate one because he's replaced his sex drive with e-clout. He's literally got a whole curated list of deviants who want to fuck him due to his brand and instead he's pretending to want to fuck a drawn bird because it can't possibly want to fuck him back. Even when he has vaguely sexual contact it's with the most awkward autists ever who won't even verbally challenge him, and its more suggestive than anything.

Ironically the worst fear of our "tranny kinky sub slut" is an actual sex mad intact agp who is going to take his neovag to pound town and isn't taking no for an answer
 
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Flamin Park said:
They don't
Kevin is a fat eunuch who wasn't exactly a sexual tyrannosaurus to begin with, but he's built his minor e-celeb brand on being so trans and horny about everything, and it's so integral to his self esteem to keep his 'brand'. This is why Kevin is my favourite lolcow, he has no sex drive but has to constantly expend effort to simulate one because he's replaced his sex drive with e-clout. He's literally got a whole curated list of deviants who want to fuck him due to his brand and instead he's pretending to want to fuck a drawn bird because it can't possibly want to fuck him back. Even when he has vaguely sexual contact it's with the most awkward autists ever who won't even verbally challenge him, and its more suggestive than anything.

Ironically the worst fear of our "tranny kinky sub slut" is an actual sex mad intact agp who is going to take his neovag to pound town and isn't taking no for an answer
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He should have got the hang of anal.
 
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Flamin Park said:
Anal is a lot of effort and prep work, Kev decided to become a "woman" because to him it meant he could just lie there during sex. If Kev tried anal he's going to have a shitty and painful experience because he's FAR too lazy to prep
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Kevin would be very different if he wasn’t such a lazy shit.

That’s the key to his lolcowhood.

Transitioned out of laziness.
 
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I have some grudging respect for Kevin
He heard all the trans platitudinous about being your true self, and he went for it hard.

His glee and enthusiasm as he transforms into this hideous slug creature is im sure embarrassing to all but the most deluded trannies.
 
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kazuhiro said:
Not doing his voice training homework.
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It's almost like everyone in this thread predicted that this is what would happen. He's always so gung-ho about this stuff when he starts but as soon as he doesn't get immediate results he stops. It's ok though Kev, you can go waste money on more plastic crap to console yourself.
 
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Aunt Carol said:
Not very many birds have penises, mostly waterfowl. That's why you hear about male ducks raping dead male ducks with their corkscrew penises, but nothing spicy about, say, hummingbirds.

Most birds just have cloacae, male and female. They transfer sperm with a "cloacal kiss."

I found a diagram, which is labeled in French but fairly self-explanatory otherwise.

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Sometimes, knowing obscure barnyard information pays off and sometimes it weirds you out. That's the farm life.
Raised ducks, geese and chickens and OMG waterfowl have horrifying sex lives, just like trannies.
 
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Drip Torch said:
Sometimes, knowing obscure information pays off and sometimes it weirds you out. That's the Farms life.
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FTFY

We all come here to freely share factual information, because that's what our Internet community is about. Facts aren't good or bad; they just are. Like duck penis is, or like Kevin's penis isn't.
 
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Drip Torch said:
Sometimes, knowing obscure barnyard information pays off and sometimes it weirds you out. That's the farm life.
Raised ducks, geese and chickens and OMG waterfowl have horrifying sex lives, just like trannies.
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Oh wow, they literally touch cloacas to reproduce? That's like two gay bottoms grinding their assholes together.

"OOOOOHHHHH DADDY YOU MAKE MY BUSSY LIPS FEEL SO GOOD!"

"OH YEAH? OH YEAH??"

"YEAH!!! GRIND MY FUSSY SUSSY BUSSY HARDER WITH YOUR POOPY DOOPY DADUSSY!"

"HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

".. Was ... was that you ... POOPING daddy?"

"HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"OHHHHH IT'S SO WARM AND BROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" **explosive noises**

Together they grind their assholes together. This is Anal Marriage!
 
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