Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[daddydeath42069]

does he have pink eye or something?

It looks like he got punched, my bet is that it's going to be a black eye if it's not already.

 

[NostalgicJam]

Eric live talking about Riley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX_mWUQU31M

 

[Musashi's Son]

Spent it outside walking around town, ate at a really good restaurant outdoors, got to pet people's dogs and just really enjoyed the perfect weather.

I typed "Doctor Eggman and Rouge The Bat eating together in a restaurant" into Bing AI and this is what came out.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I'd imagine "fat hairy man with tiny penis urinating on egirl" is a very niche market

As small as Riley’s penis

Has nobody paid the $50 entry fee for MintSalad's piss palace yet? That money could save her life or keep her off the streets at this point...

There’s sites that capture OF photos and videos. Some of the more paywall stuff isn’t posted but the photos of Mint just feels dirty. Not like kinky dirty but gross grimy and there’s always that awful troon lighting that further adds a mental feeling that doesn’t go with horny or sexual arousal

Spoiler: NSFW

It surprises me Dick isn’t telling her to lose weight like he normally does with women like this.

Further more it’s the video description. Just soulless and nasty. Straight garbage and almost robotic and artificial with zero charm or interest. ChatGPT with its restrictions can produce sexier stuff. I feel the only person who can get aroused by this video description also gets excited by the prospect of paying a cracked out hooker $30 for a blowjob in a shady sex toy shop.

Spoiler: NSFW or anyone really, read at own peril

Anyway. Hope you enjoyed my review.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I’m relistening to the interview that PPP and Kraut (who?) did with Cameron Clarke/ @BIG_BRAD and at 1:03:00 Cameron says that Dax brought Riley into the fold because Riley saw Dax as a “father figure”. Which isn’t surprising in hindsight considering Riley is a literal orphan but goddamn

This fat gay retard really fucked his own shit up to this point all because of daddy issues.

 

[Lain of the Wired]

I don't know why dax is so worried about mint. They have streets in texas. I'm sure she will have enough for bail in no time.

 

[NostalgicJam]

Clipped the relevant portion for those who want to hear it. He repeats himself a lot and rambles so i'll just give a very very short rundown

-He didn't know (as was obvious via previous pages) was too busy hanging out with fans
-people alerted him but didn't mention Riley by name, only said some dumbass was outside making trouble, thought it was a drunk rando
-all of Juju's arguments were countered "Eric called the cops!" didn't with proof. "He was afraid of Riley!" all he had to do was #1 RSVP #2 Not act like a retard (impossible). "You and the team got the cops involved!" Says that they used the law to try to get a lawsuit to ruin his business so who gives a fuck, either way says he had nothing to do with it, was too busy signing posters and shit.

Dax, EVS and their dick suckers are retarded and this is another Eric July W. Whole video can be summed up as "I don't think about you at all"

(Sorry for the quality, had to make it fit, also imbed video is fucking up for me, don't know why)

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don't know why dax is so worried about mint. They have streets in texas. I'm sure she will have enough for bail in no time.

They also have women who bathe and brush their teeth. Mint is a used up filthy whore and Dax prides himself on having helped her along in her journey. Just another reason his misery is so hilarious to observe. Cry more, fatty.

 

[Lain of the Wired]

They also have women who bathe and brush their teeth. Mint is a used up filthy whore and Dax prides himself on having helped her along in her journey. Just another reason his misery is so hilarious to observe. Cry more, fatty.

Texas also has crackhead niggers that those women won't touch. I'm sure mintautism will be fine.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Eric July is a pavement ape that Giga Chad Dick Masterson is sworn by blood oath to destroy.

Sorry, I should have specified the female toilet. All I can say about Eric July is if he chimped out less Dick would move on out of boredom. Riley's arrest and diesel therapy session is the funniest skit Dick ever made up.

 

[Null]

Did anyone ask why the retard is in a towel? Is that standard issue at the jail or is he in psyche? He looks like he took a shot of thorazine after having a retardation induced panic attack and threw shit at a jailer.

 

[KingofSomething]

All I can say about Eric July is if he chimped out less Dick would move on out of boredom.

You're talking about the same guy who's still trying to milk content out of Maddox

 

[CoomerTine]

Just send the fucking meteor already

 

[break these cuffs]

You're talking about the same guy who's still trying to milk content out of Maddox

That's not all he's trying to milk out of Maddox.

 

[AnOminous]

He can say he doesn't care until he turns blue in the face, he's clearly and obviously seething heavily over this which honestly is making it that much worse for him

He's insanely screamed that he doesn't care until he's bright red in the face with tears streaming down it.

He makes Rekieta's claims of not caring look credible in comparison.

 

[NotADrunkLawyer]

Can somebody give a quick “pretend (or know) I’m a retard” level explanation why Dick and company all hate this July fellow? I haven’t kept up with dickhead lore for a long time now, but from what I can tell some black dude made a comic dick doesn’t like and now they just won’t leave the dude the fuck alone?

Is there more to this or…?

 

[Lain of the Wired]

From what I can tell the black man hurt daxs pet pedos fee fees and now dax an co are going scorched earth trying fuck with him. EVS is simple gay man jealousy.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Why is he wrapped in a towel? Did he peepee poopoo or vomit on his clothes?

I don't know if anyone else speculated this, but if he's got a towel wrapped around him, seems to have something wrong with his eyes, and looks freshly washed, there's a possibility he got pepper sprayed inside.

 

[huckbeine]

probably because they have to give him a bath because he is stinking up the whole jail, specially after doing some piss play with Mint Salad. all those creatinine, uric acid filled piss would stink a lot

 

[Doug S]

Did anyone ask why the retard is in a towel? Is that standard issue at the jail or is he in psyche? He looks like he took a shot of thorazine after having a retardation induced panic attack and threw shit at a jailer.

Yes and we don’t know yet. I’ve never seen a mugshot like that. It’s bizarre.