Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Expendable Zaku]

Lol Riley’s mugshot has been released

https://x.com/kinocopter/status/1799941061198152052?s=46&t=wlCRMFG_dX1LhbM5k7gVMw

Serves the tubby bitch right.

 

[owed to joy]

@anionfarflung I believe that bitch was Nina Infinity. He was particularly pointed towards her because she called Vito a fat pedo. The same bitch he's now defending on Twitter all week.

Fuck this clout goblin retard coomalot. To tolerate this level of inbred stupidity is the Caucasian equivalent to black on black crime. Families need to weed these runts out and sterilize them.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

What do Nick's detractors want?

I want him to stop drinking; stop doing drugs and stop blaming other people for his fuck ups. But he will probably continue doing it, considering that dreadful stream. I never thought highly of alcoholics and cokeheads; and Rekieta is not the exception of the rule. Like most alcoholics; cokeheads and junkies, he is just a dancing monkey for my entertainment. If he wants to stop being a dancing monkey, it's on him, not me.

I believe that lolcows can have good (or at least decent) endings. I believe in redemption, even for people who did worse shit. That's why I have refrained from commenting on Pantsu. I don't waste my time nitpicking Instagram selfies. Most of the lolcows in this website could have a decent ending if they were either offline or just took care of their vices.

 

[Binary Code]

anionfarflung it was Nina Infinity. For some reason the quote/reply butan isn't working on your post​

 

[Evilronald]

The one thing I will say about the current controversy is that there aren’t any trannies involved or any sort of irl politics, which is extremely refreshing compared to what we generally see. My hope is that we don’t find out Nick fucked troons or was getting it up the ass from them, Aaron is annoying enough and a tranny in the mix would make it a mess.

 

[huckbeine]

The one thing I will say about the current controversy is that there aren’t any trannies involved or any sort of irl politics, which is extremely refreshing compared to what we generally see. My hope is that we don’t find out Nick fucked troons or was getting it up the ass from them, Aaron is annoying enough and a tranny in the mix would make it a mess.

don't jinx it, we might get information that Nick went to Minneapolis to rail some trannies too while doing lines of coke on the tip of their penises

 

[anionfarflung]

It reminded me of black people in general react to anything occult or seen as magical or witch craft.

Niggers are famous for their exceeding amount of caution in regard to the supernatural.

Jynx! (so to speak)

Edit: Damn! Double-jynx after seeing the post that snuck in before this one!

 

[mrfresh]

Nick made a Instagram post

 

[owed to joy]

don't jinx it, we might get information that Nick went to Minneapolis to rail some trannies too while doing lines of cock on the tip of their penises

Don't forget they took April to gay 90s and the pleasuredome. Trannies are part of this story whether we hear about it or not.

 

[Lain of the Wired]

He sound normal, sane, and well adjusted. I think old nick is going to be a-ok.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

He's making biblical references, back to pretending to be a Christian again?

 

[YouTube Autist]

Nick made a Instagram post View attachment 6071824

What a muddle of metaphors. Wouldn't fire just melt the golden links in your life? Why would there be chaff mixed in with gold? Why would there be "leaches" mixed in with chaff? How exactly would you get poisoned by a tongue?

 

[TexOffender]

Nick made a Instagram post View attachment 6071824

He looks like he has a manifesto in a notebook behind a fake wall in his house.

 

[zimzam88]

Nick made a Instagram post View attachment 6071824

Yes Nick its just self-serving deceivers telling you that you have an narcissistic addiction problem that you are allowing to destroy your family.

Ignore those bastards and strap on the balldo, take a shot and snort another line.

He got a haircut and somehow manages to look even more emaciated.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Are we sure the grandparents aren't just as degenerate?

The only thing I can think of that might vaguely justify this is that it's a Seinfeld reference, but it's probably the Balldo family genetics at play.

 

[Mushroom King]

He's so brave. The more than 25 grams of cocaine in close proximity to unsecured firearms in the presence of five minors is a myth, stalker child.

 

[RodgerDodger]

He put on the medallion. The Lead Attorney saw that shit and had no idea what it was but still knew to steer clear.
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He's got The Shining. He can sense evil cursed objects.

Don't be surprised when a completely insane Nick chops him up with an axe.

 

[Chode]

Nick made a Instagram post View attachment 6071824

'Aaron's claims of me starting a commune are inaccurate'
Then he follows it up with a WACO prelude.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Nick made a Instagram post View attachment 6071824

This post is going to be extra funny to read after the bodycam footage drops

 

[RodgerDodger]

The one thing I will say about the current controversy is that there aren’t any trannies involved

Yet! The key term is Yet. Where there is a cow you will find a troon. Always. I don't rule out either Nick or Aaron declaring themselves true and honest women by August. Because this is the Pokémon evolution of the Cow.

Gotta Catch em all!