Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Hitlerswag420]

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"YOU'RE NOT MY BUDDY CHILD!"

"I'M NOT YOUR CHILD, PIG!"

"I'M NOT YOUR PIG, STALKER!"

"I'M NOT YOUR STALKER, BUDDY!"

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The mental image of fatrick sprinting through hovel's bathroom door to jump some unwitting airBNB customer mid-shit and furiously holding him down still on the toilet while shrieking for nikkki to call the cops for felony shitting crimes just made me have to call a BRB in a work meeting I was giggling so much

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OH GAWD HES THREATENING TO SUE DOMINOES BECAUSE THEY KEEP SENDING HIM PIZZA HOLY FUCKING SHIT I CANT BREEEF

"I've publicly threatened to sue them"

I'm sure they're terrified

 

[WelperHelper99]

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OH GAWD HES THREATENING TO SUE DOMINOES BECAUSE THEY KEEP SENDING HIM PIZZA HOLY FUCKING SHIT I CANT BREEEF

No Stalker Child, you will NOT send me pizza, wait for the knock.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Should have taken up badminton. Least then there's a higher chance of injury and even death like that poor nine year. You could have yet another failed lawsuit on your hands.

Can you imagine Pat and his pilled out wife trying to play Badminton?
At least with Tennis he gets a bit more time because the ball can bounce, imagine Fat, desperately waddling across the court after the Badminton thing, man tits and jowls a'wobbling, trying to keep it in the air, only for Nicki to stand there in an SSRI stupor while it boinks off of her head.

No Stalker Child, you will NOT send me pizza, wait for the knock.

Pats a big fan of cheese pizza, a taste he shares with his friends in the SFWA, he adds his own pepperoni.

 

[Propane Ganda]

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OH GAWD HES THREATENING TO SUE DOMINOES BECAUSE THEY KEEP SENDING HIM PIZZA HOLY FUCKING SHIT I CANT BREEEF

He's suing the pizza store, he's getting stalked by the ice cream man, he lost his exwife to a man with a Pringles can. He's always getting angry over junk food. No wonder he's fat .

 

[grey area]

I would love to see Pat restrain, I mean incapacitate and hold someone immobile, for felony airbnbing and calling the PD he's suing, where they arrest him for assault on arrival. My ribs would be crushed. That said, Pat isn't restraining shit unless it's juvenile, black, and cured.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I would love to see Pat restrain, I mean incapacitate and hold someone immobile, for felony airbnbing and calling the PD he's suing, where they arrest him for assault on arrival. My ribs would be crushed. That said, Pat isn't restraining shit unless it's juvenile, black, and cured.

mental image of fatrick sprinting through hovel's bathroom door to jump some unwitting airBNB customer mid-shit and furiously holding him down still on the toilet while shrieking for nikkki to call the cops for felony shitting crimes just made me have to call a BRB in a work meeting I was giggling so much

I can just picture Pat, having kept a constant watch on the Half Hovel, Norman Bates style, using a series of drilled out creeper holes behind portraits and hidden cameras, realizing the guest has no intention of flushing after taking a shit the size of a babies arm, immediately waddling next door and crashing into the bathroom while the dude still has his pants around his ankles, sitting on the guy and restraining him with his immense blubber while he waits for the cops.
What the fuck would the charge even be?
Felony failure to flush?

 

[Judge Holden]

I can just picture Pat, having kept a constant watch on the Half Hovel, Norman Bates style, using a series of drilled out creeper holes behind portraits and hidden cameras, realizing the guest has no intention of flushing after taking a shit the size of a babies arm, immediately waddling next door and crashing into the bathroom while the dude still has his pants around his ankles, sitting on the guy and restraining him with his immense blubber while he waits for the cops.
What the fuck would the charge even be?
Felony failure to flush?

I'm thinking much the same but instead of trying to sit on the guy to restrain him (thus necessitating 10 minutes to turn around on the spot, allowing the stalkerchild to escape) he would just throw himself down bodily on the unfortunate shitter in the manner of a violent blumpkin, wrapping his noodle arms round the guy's legs to restrain him like lardaceous quicksand, and burying his face in his crotch to incapacitate and hold immobile his dick with his mouth until the police arrived

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The mental image of fatrick sprinting through hovel's bathroom door to jump some unwitting airBNB customer mid-shit and furiously holding him down still on the toilet while shrieking for nikkki to call the cops for felony shitting crimes just made me have to call a BRB in a work meeting I was giggling so much

Dammit I want to watch this movie.

Fucking insane fatrick; damn good thing he's a fat worthless fuck and scared of a dead squirrel; otherwise he'd actually assault some poor innocent airBNB guest. (AirBNB stands for Air Blown up Nikkis Butt)

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

@Procrastinhater I wondered if Piggy has ever talked about Frank Herbert or Dan Simmons.
I'd put both of them at the top of 20thC science fiction. The themes they explored were decades ahead of their time.
My guess is that those authors are probably a bit too complex for Piggy who likes his 'goodies' and 'baddies' clearly defined....

He's claimed to have read Dune twice, but he was going on about how problematic it is because it uses the "white savior" trope, showing that he A) completely failed to grasp the message of the book and B) never bothered reading Messiah. I'd be entertained to see his misreading of the Hyperion Cantos, or even some of Simmons' horror stuff like Song of Kali and The Terror.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Dammit I want to watch this movie.

Fucking insane fatrick; damn good thing he's a fat worthless fuck and scared of a dead squirrel; otherwise he'd actually assault some poor innocent airBNB guest. (AirBNB stands for Air Blown up Nikkis Butt)

The Truman Show meets A Beautiful Mind except Fatrick slowly starts believing everyone around him is a stalker child and they all wanna laugh at him. His delusions start making him act out further and further.

Act 1: he thinks his favorite bar is a compromised stalker compound so he causes a fire in the bathroom before bailing to disrupt their meeting spot

Act 2: his home space rental service is getting odd reviews so he assaults and detains someone in the restroom until the police arrive. He's let off with a warning.

Act 3: a black man supporting a movement he disagrees with has what Fat believes to be coded language on his sign. Fats mind breaks and decides to end the stalker demons he must consume them. He murders the homeless black man and drags him to his basement, butchering and consuming him.

The final shot is his pilled out depressed wife entering the basement and saying "Patrick, what have you done?!"

He turns around and with bloody jowls and a toothy grin laughs and says "This is why your life is already over, Stalker. Enjoy prison." Before he lunges and it cuts to black.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Someone could make that as part of a college art project and I bet it'd get high marks.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Leslie continuing to smack Fatboy down. Complete emasculation. Absolute madwoman.

[A]

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Leslie continuing to smack Fatboy down. Complete emasculation. Absolute madwoman.
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[A]

Absolutely incredible how she went from being on his side to being one of the most savage and ruthless Patposters on the internet. All hail Roast Queen Leslie.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Leslie continuing to smack Fatboy down. Complete emasculation. Absolute madwoman.
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[A]

Somebody likes her pork well done, because she just roasted that pig.

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

What I really appreciate about Leslayy is the way she demonstrates how universally despicable and milkable Fatrick is. On many levels she and Rick would seem to share quite a few values and opinions but it took what, a few hours? Of her interacting with him on Xitter to go from solidly sympathetic, to trying to counsel him, to telling him to just log off, to open hostility and befriending some of the pests.

Not sure if there is a single other cow out there that can transform bystanders in to aylawgs with such remarkable efficiency.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Leslie continuing to smack Fatboy down. Complete emasculation. Absolute madwoman.
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[A]

Thats spot on the money and an absolutely accurate description of Pat, his way of alienating people he talks to, and his entire online activity.
The funniest thing is Leslie for all intents and purposes should be on his side, but Pat is so needlessly aggressive and hostile he can turn a potentially sympathetic ear to a blood enemy in the course of a few Xeets.
She hit the nail on the head, Pat has a deep, profound personality disorder, one that he is unwilling and/or incapable of addressing, and until he does, he's going to continue to be the Internets freak show.
If all the Pests and OnA Forums and us went away tommorow, in less than a week Pat would have made a whole new list of people who despise and find it funny to fuck with him.
His misery is 100% the result of his own actions.
He's a bitter, petulant, impotent pig of a man who oinks and is pointlessly aggressive in all his interactions for mo reason, and then wonders "Why Us?"

He's a fucking joke.

He's Enjoying a Prison all of his own making, tied to his phone 14 hours a day oinking at stalkers because he just can't let the idiots win - and the idiot is Pat, the way he wins is to just put down the phone.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I'd be entertained to see his misreading of the Hyperion Cantos, or even some of Simmons' horror stuff like Song of Kali and The Terror.

I don't get it, why this whole pilgrim story is BULLSHIT. I gave away my daughter with a stroke of a pen and this old guy is being all sadbrained about it. Enjoy the Shrike, daughter child

 

[JustStopDude]

I have no words.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

It's so hilarious to me, because objectively speaking, from any normal listing, fats is top of the world compared to millions, billions!

• actual published author
  • many people talk about writing, and never get anywhere. Fats has actually published five real novels with real companies, no matter how shitty
• actually healthy
  • besides his porcine obesity, fats doesn't appear to have jim-tier supercancer or grids or anything
• married
  • billions of incels seethe at his "ready vagina access" even if he never uses it but for the gas reserve (see footnote 4317)
• born in the richest country in the world
  • sure he lives in it's asshole, but billions of pajeets and other forms of nigger would give their left nut sack to be him

And with all this, what does he have? Nothing. Nothing at all.

Footnote 4317 - note the dates

 

[femoralcanal]

I'd be entertained to see his misreading of the Hyperion Cantos, or even some of Simmons' horror stuff like Song of Kali and The Terror.

How good are SoK and The Terror? I recently read Hyperion 1 and 2, and while I really liked the first one, I thought the second was only ok.

How would you rate the ones you mentioned?

Fat Tax 1: of all the books an illiterate fat man could re-read, Dune would not be my first choice. It might be a classic, but personally, I'd put it below The Fall of Hyperion.

Fat tax 2: Pride Month: Diabetic Boogaloo