SEGA has fully embraced wokeness - Is there a single bloody company out there not infected with this virus ?

Obligatory corpo response. It doesn't really mean anything. It's as shallow as posting pink ribbons for breast cancer awareness month. Nothing to really see here.
True. Doesn't mean you should support Sega after pulling this shit monetarily, but this is just a corporation pandering to a demographic for Blackrock money rather than anything heartfelt. It's still annoying and frankly one of the many reasons not to buy modern video games from SEGA or any AAA publisher/developer.
 
I knew that when I played Infinite wealth and for literally no reason they took the MC's love interest that they had been building up all last game and had get get scared away because the MC had a completely out of character incel sperg out.

That whole game was kicking Icchiban while has was down and had some truly egregious girl bosses.
Really? If anything, I was expecting Kiryu to be the one they would emasculate due to him being strong, stoic and masculine (arguably they did since they gave him cancer and he needs a group with him now). But a lot of people are only interested because of Kiryu's story and would probably get ditch the game completely if they tried something like that. The trend of girl-bosses in the recent Yakuza games has been concerning (in 7, a Yakuza Family Leader and a Chinese Triad Leader willingly hand over their clans to a girlboss Korean woman, who is the Leader of the Korean Mafia that creates all of Japan's fake money)

I tried the demo that came with Gaiden, but I didn't like it that much. Maybe if it goes cheap I might get it.
 
NNOOOOOO.

I just started Like A Dragon this weekend and was having an absolute blast. I'm pre-emptively mad that this is his fate, Ichiban is a cool little weirdo, why did they do him like this. :(
Unironically reddit. They latched into the "haha funni schizo manchild" so in 8 they fully leaned into that part and flanderized him into a retard. I need to replay 7, but I remember well that despite being a little childish and awkward there, he's still a guy in his 40s finding his place in life, and he matures as the game progesses.
Edit before I forget: And Kiryu's part is not as great as they say. It is less bad than Ichiban's, but it's so full of blueballs after blueballs and retard moments it's frustrating. And the final bosses should have been swapped. It's clear they cut more than the chunk they turned into Gaiden (actually really good despite being so short) and they didn't rewrite what was left in to be more coherent.
 
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Sega died with the Dreamcast, IDGAF.
Good for them, I'll consider buying Sega products now that I know they have decent moral values.
The brand is just a front for a yakuza-owned pachinko corpo with tons of shady deals, but keep being a CONSOOMER.
Indeed.
 
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Unironically reddit. They latched into the "haha funni schizo manchild" so in 8 they fully leaned into that part and flanderized him into a retard. I need to replay 7, but I remember well that despite being a little childish and awkward there, he's still a guy in his 40s finding his place in life, and he matures as the game progesses.
Yea Icchiban wasn't an utter retard in 7. This is why I want normies to stay away from niche Japanese animes and vidya.
 
I wish this was true but unfortunately it isn't, modern Sega has been completely infiltrated by the progressive lunatics, Sega has been the co-sponsor of the Tokyo Rainbow Pride parade for 5 years in a row now, easily the most compromised Triple A gaming publisher with true believers of the woke ideology working in every department of the company ( including Atlus and Creative Assembly ).

Don't forget Capcom.
 
Unironically reddit. They latched into the "haha funni schizo manchild" so in 8 they fully leaned into that part and flanderized him into a retard. I need to replay 7, but I remember well that despite being a little childish and awkward there, he's still a guy in his 40s finding his place in life, and he matures as the game progesses.

Yea Icchiban wasn't an utter retard in 7. This is why I want normies to stay away from niche Japanese animes and vidya.
Yes, he's a little goofy, but ultimately a normal dude trying to adjust to the world he's been cut off from for 18 years as well as figure out where he wants to go in life now that everything he dreamed of doing the past 18 years is no longer an option. I actually really am enjoying that aspect of the story.

That's really a shame, I'll likely still check out infinite wealth when it goes on sale in a year or two but ain't no way I am paying $110 dollars for it.
 
Unironically reddit. They latched into the "haha funni schizo manchild" so in 8 they fully leaned into that part and flanderized him into a retard. I need to replay 7, but I remember well that despite being a little childish and awkward there, he's still a guy in his 40s finding his place in life, and he matures as the game progesses.
Edit before I forget: And Kiryu's part is not as great as they say. It is less bad than Ichiban's, but it's so full of blueballs after blueballs and retard moments it's frustrating. And the final bosses should have been swapped. It's clear they cut more than the chunk they turned into Gaiden (actually really good despite being so short) and they didn't rewrite what was left in to be more coherent.
Main characters don't get happy endings in Yakuza. Look at Kiryu, who'd rather die of cancer crying himself to sleep over a woman who never loved him instead of getting with any of his multiple love interests that have waited for him for like ten years. It's why I stopped following the main series after the abortion that was 6's plot.

I only hope Yagami escapes that curse, but it's not looking good.
 
Main characters don't get happy endings in Yakuza. Look at Kiryu, who'd rather die of cancer crying himself to sleep over a woman who never loved him instead of getting with any of his multiple love interests that have waited for him for like ten years. It's why I stopped following the main series after the abortion that was 6's plot.

I only hope Yagami escapes that curse, but it's not looking good.
Okay... But I'm talking about 8. Which has an even shittier story than 6. And the previous 2 games (not counting the judgments) were really good in that part, with 7 even having a pretty happy-ish ending for Ichiban, so the shittiness stands out even more.
 
Every time pride month rolls around, there's at least one instance of someone on Xitter saying, "Sonic has gone woke/Sonic would never say he likes gays/keep politics out of Sonic/etc." and every time
Every. Single. Time.
People QRT them with the billionth "SNIC SAY TRAN RIGHTZ!" image.

It's funny to watch them bicker. I love Sonic, but it's such an unserious thing to get mad over on either side.

Can anyone tell me why Sonic appeals to autistic lunatics and trannies so much, even with Chris Chan years ago? Is it the bright colors?
 
Can anyone tell me why Sonic appeals to autistic lunatics and trannies so much, even with Chris Chan years ago? Is it the bright colors?
Trannies is easy.... because speedrunning. There's a sub-group of sonic fans that believe in that "GOTTA GO FAAAAAAAAST!!!" mentality, which is why the boost games (Rush, Unleashed, Colors, Generations, etc...) are loved by many.
 
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Can anyone tell me why Sonic appeals to autistic lunatics and trannies so much, even with Chris Chan years ago? Is it the bright colors?
The best hypothesis I've heard is that Sonic characters have very straightforward and cartoonishly exaggerated personalities, which makes them easily understandable/relatable to autists who have trouble picking up on the subtleties of human behavior and social interaction.
 
Can anyone tell me why Sonic appeals to autistic lunatics and trannies so much, even with Chris Chan years ago?
Basically, the only thing that keeps popping up is that they're furries, including Chris. That, and how simplistic the writing and character design is.

Is it the bright colors?
This is probably an indirect admission by Chris, going by how he "colored" his comic.
 
Thank God, I was starting to think I as the only one that hated that abomination.
It completely fucking ruined Haruka. Like 5 was bad and she was acting dumb there, but 6 really brought it to the next level.

Throughout 1 - 4 Haruka is shown as a girl who is very mature and responsible beyond her years, effectively playing big sister/mother to the other orphans. She is not the kind of girl to do the retarded shit in 5, but that could be somewhat excused by her being goaded into it and having issues with Kiryu's constant vanishing act.

What can't be excused is this responsible, mature girl somehow becoming a braindead thot who rawdogs a stranger in Yakuza 6 because he reminded her of Kiryu. And then how she handled it only made shit worse and worse.

It's a fucking abortion of a story and I have no idea how anyone pretends otherwise.
 
It completely fucking ruined Haruka. Like 5 was bad and she was acting dumb there, but 6 really brought it to the next level.

Throughout 1 - 4 Haruka is shown as a girl who is very mature and responsible beyond her years, effectively playing big sister/mother to the other orphans. She is not the kind of girl to do the retarded shit in 5, but that could be somewhat excused by her being goaded into it and having issues with Kiryu's constant vanishing act.

What can't be excused is this responsible, mature girl somehow becoming a braindead thot who rawdogs a stranger in Yakuza 6 because he reminded her of Kiryu. And then how she handled it only made shit worse and worse.

It's a fucking abortion of a story and I have no idea how anyone pretends otherwise.
5 made more sense when you factor in she's doing it to make money to support the orphanage. At least, that's what I remember the producer offering and all the money she'd make as an idol to boot if she won.* She keeps her responsible nature there.

*Early plot point, but still not sure if spoiler. 6 I don't care if it gets spoiled because it's bullshit trash trying to rehash the plot from the first Yakuza as some kind of cycle thing and it falls flat on its face.
 
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