Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[break these cuffs]

So he will make the $1500 bond eventually....and run away out of state again. I don't see him actually dealing with his legal problems.

Having the unresolved charge on Riley is actually better than a conviction. Because he can't really do anything in Texas ever again without being automatically arrested and sent directly to jail.

The gofundme is at $1,744 right now. I'm sure that all can't go to getting Riley out, unfortunately. The dynamic duo driving to the rescue need gas, food, lodging, and drugs. I'm sure they finally hve that $1,500 for bail once it breaks about $10k or so.

 

[Doug S]

Ffs spoiler that rotten shit JfC.

My mistake. I thought the pixelation was enough. Seeing it again I’m definitely wrong

 

[Musashi's Son]

So Dax and his merry flock of retards haven't paid the meager sum of 1500€ yet?

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(A)
He is too busy crying about Eric bro. That's important business.

(A)
Also, NEW COPE SHOW IS UP!!!!!

Archive of his timeline: https://archive.ph/JKfYD

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Nope all the folks at the peanut gallery need to chip in. Daddy Dax Masterson isn’t going to open his wallet.
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I’m sorry Riley my wallet is feeling light today. Enjoy Prison Stalker Child.

“Riley needs bail money!”
“FUCK ERIC JULY!”
“Riley needs bail money!”
“FUCK ERIC JULY!”
“Lisa needs braces!”
DENTAL PLAN!”

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Also, NEW COPE SHOW IS UP!!!!!

Someone might actually watch it this time to clip the seethe.

I mean I won't, but someone might.

 

[Sammich]

From link in thread.

 

[Asian tech support]

So he will make the $1500 bond eventually....and run away out of state again. I don't see him actually dealing with his legal problems.

Having the unresolved charge on Riley is actually better than a conviction. Because he can't really do anything in Texas ever again without being automatically arrested and sent directly to jail.

Your license to come to Texas is over, you understand that you piece of trash? I'll tell you this right now, if you come to Texas, it's on sight.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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From link in thread.

I hope that means he's been wearing tights and a cape in jail for 36 hours.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Nope all the folks at the peanut gallery need to chip in. Daddy Dax Masterson isn’t going to open his wallet.
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I’m sorry Riley my wallet is feeling light today. Enjoy Prison Stalker Child.

What an absolute miserly shitheel Dax is.

I'm not surprised, but come the fuck on bro, you send your pet retard, who already had warrants for this bullshit, back to a place the cops warned him to stay away from, and when he inevitably gets booked, instead of taking responsibility and bailing out your retard, you just send one "Riley needs bail money" Xeet and then hundreds calling random women pigs?
This is why people think you're a joke Dax.
Be a fucking man for once in your life, Prom King.
Put your money up.
He's only sitting in jail because he wanted to impress your sorry, balding Mexican ass for some reason.
Fucking cheap pendejo.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

So what are the odds when Riley went back to the warehouse after the cops warned him not to they properly arrested him that time? Eric was very hush hush with Nick when Nick was trying to paint Eric as a fraudster for not being able to articulate why Bulk buying and bulk shipping makes things easier?

Eric basically learned from the whole encounter and I’m betting he probably has a restraining order against Riley after the grave desecration business or at the very least warned the cops. Eric has practicing attorneys and likely received competent council.

@mindlessobserver or @Balldo's Gate either of you guys have the incident report from the warehouse from October 3 or 6 of 2023 when other people called the cops on Riley and Eric got involved after the cops contacted him?

 

[Captain Manning]

Having the unresolved charge on Riley is actually better than a conviction. Because he can't really do anything in Texas ever again without being automatically arrested and sent directly to jail.

I agree with you... in theory.

However, Riley is stupid, and Dick ain't gonna let this go. He's got to get his Maddox 2.0, come hell or high water.

I would totally believe Riley is dumb enough to jump bail and then come back to try and fuck with July some more. And it'll be funny if that happens. He wouldn't even have to do anything illegal again to get picked up.

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Well, there's one person he could get to cry about the $1,500 bail. His name is Robert Barnes. Barnes believes all bail is unconstitutional... for, uhhh, "reasons," completely unrelated to what the Constitution actually says.

 

[Musashi's Son]

What an absolute miserly shitheel Dax is.

Anything for you Riley but I ain't giving you money for your "legal fund". Anything for you Riley but I'm gonna do a podcast in my basement talking about your arrest so I can make money from it. But anything for you Riley. - Diddler Dax 2024

 

[Alkro]

Jesus Christ, what is up with dax and befriending fat fucks with micropeens?

The fat makes him look smaller while the micropeens make him look bigger

 

[Balldo's Gate]

@mindlessobserver or @Balldo's Gate either of you guys have the incident report from the warehouse from October 3 or 6 of 2023 when other people called the cops on Riley and Eric got involved after the cops contacted him?

It's in this video, you have to scroll through it.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Jesus Christ, what is up with dax and befriending fat fucks with micropeens?

A bit of mutually beneficial parasocialism. Who actually benefits when put up against Dax's sociopathy is up to debate.

-The fat guys have low self esteem so they think if they befriend Dax they will finally gain social relevance and acceptance.

-Dax gets himself a stooge he can humiliate and shield his self-image with. If he is malevolent, he will guide them to self-destruction for his own entertainment.

 

[Grunka Lunka]

 

[Procrastinhater]

SHITTER SHATTERED

Felted by a Black dude who barely remembers he exists.
The Prom King.

 

[AltisticRight]

Juju has been coping and seething for over 48 hours now, and counting. He's desperately trying to push this gayop lie of "Eric July personally called the cops" but only the most retarded sycophants of his believes it. Anyone that can slap two brain cells together knows it's nothing but a lie.

Keep seething, Juju. We're several weeks until the month of July as well. I hope your calendar reminds you of the failure you are. A washed prom king who thinks calling women whores is a form of art and gets fucked in the anus while dressed up as a female cow named Juju.

 

[genericwhitemale]

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Not sure about interracial homosexual prison rape, but this one is pretty close.

Reminder also that it took literal hours for the crowdfunder for the Rekieta bodycam footage to surpass it's 6k goal, and days for the Lolcow Fund to get over $100,000. Montograph also managed to raise 14 out of the $15,000 for his legal fees. They'll probably crowdfund a decent amoung because Dax's audience is made up of gullible retards; it must be nice having an audience so brand loyal that they fork out for your Patreon and then also shell out hundreds for legal fees.

 

[AltisticRight]

Reminder also that it took literal hours for the crowdfunder for the Rekieta bodycam footage to surpass it's 6k goal, and days for the Lolcow Fund to get over $100,000. Montograph also managed to raise 14 out of the $15,000 for his legal fees. They'll probably crowdfund a decent amoung because Dax's audience is made up of gullible retards; it must be nice having an audience so brand loyal that they fork out for your Patreon and then also shell out hundreds for legal fees.

It must have sucked for us that we didn't have bigger podcasts to signal boost our fundraiser. -- Balldo